Good Morning, Irina Shayk in a Bikini and Other News

March 26th, 2012 // 20 Comments

- Fit Girls Who’ve Worked Hard For a Little Recognition [theCHIVE]

- Justin Bieber has molded another Canadian in his image, so naturally that image is a girl. [Lainey Gossip]

- The most convincing looking transsexual you’ll ever see in your life, so of course Donald Trump kicked her out of Miss Universe Canada. [BuzzFeed]

- You’ll be surprised to learn The Hunger Games made an assload of money this weekend although I hear it’s a deeper story than a sparkling vampire dry-humping a high school chick until they get married and he breaks the goddamn bed thanks to a hundred years of having blue balls. What was I talking about? [Dlisted]

- But is he humorously sexually harassing his co-workers? These are the questions. [Heavy]

- Female Pop Stars of the ’90s and ’00s — Then & Now a.k.a Time is a fucking prick. [TooFab]

- Katy Perry and Lana Del Rey sometimes make out. NBD. [IDLYITW]

- 25 Sports Hotties on and off the Field [Bleacher Report]

- Katherine Heigl took her large breasts to the gym. [Popoholic]

- Stephenie Meyer has a new movie that’s apparently about a contact lens. A dry-humping contact lens! I’m kidding, it probably just does non-subtle Mormon shit. [FilmDrunk]

- Yes, this is a shitty fucking see-through of Jennifer Lawrence, but let’s not pretend we’re not going to take a look anyway as is the power of the Internet. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Good goddamn, Brooklyn Decker. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Clearly Marvel Comics never sat through Takers. [Bossip]

- James Cameron just went balls deep on the ocean. [HuffPost Celebrity]

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  1. Irina Shayk Butt Bikini
    Jerry Duggar
    Commented on this photo:

    you know how to get a guy through monday morning, props homie

  2. Irina Shayk Butt Bikini
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    Damn what a fatty.

  3. Cavallari's Taint

    Good morning, wood

  4. Irina Shayk Butt Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “Bitch,” thought the bright red hog in the background.

  5. Irina Shayk Butt Bikini
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Not exactly a glamorous catwalk pose. Supermodels often look like gawky wet giraffes when they actually go swimming.
    Lots of giraffe ass shots here for the guys to….um…savor.

  6. Richard McBeef

    I’m always up to check out a tranny, and that miss canada tranny looks like she’s got a little ivanka in her. no wonder trump’s penis is confused.

  7. Irina Shayk Butt Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s… less appetizing than what I would have expected, based off of her SI pictures.

  8. Irina Shayk Butt Bikini
    Kim Heechul's Yeojachingoo
    Commented on this photo:

    Her legs are short for a model, and her butt clearly looks better when she arches her back. I guess that’s why all the swimsuit and lingerie models do it.

  9. Irina Shayk Butt Bikini Anne Vyalitsyna
    Wax Off
    Commented on this photo:

    I can smell the clumped up shit on that hairy asshole from here.

  10. El Jefe

    This chick is just not attractive to me, never was.

  11. @AllEyes

    After all pics I’ve seen, it is clear to me that Photoshop did everything. Overrated girl..

  12. Troll Hunter

    Then & Now pics thought me that time and patience has its own reward. Celebs may look 100% better than me but with time they’ll only look 50% better. Ahh, sweet revenge!

  13. Irina Shayk Butt Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    computer says nooooo.

  14. Irina Shayk Butt Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like a dude’s ass.

  15. Polo

    Her ass sucks…

  16. Irina Shayk Butt Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    99% of an ass’ worth is posture.

  17. Irina Shayk Butt Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Stop peeing on the fishes, Irina. You dirty stupid sexy hot dummy. There. Now I feel better about myself (no I don’t.)

  18. Irina Shayk Butt Bikini
    Brad Hallston
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    I’d lick her asshole in front of her parents

  19. Irina Shayk Butt Bikini Anne Vyalitsyna
    Commented on this photo:

    Οοο…Irina Shayk you are very very very very beautifullll….you have an armony body….you are a LEGEND !

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