Good Morning, Irina Shayk in a Bikini and Other News

- Fit Girls Who’ve Worked Hard For a Little Recognition [theCHIVE]

- Justin Bieber has molded another Canadian in his image, so naturally that image is a girl. [Lainey Gossip]

- The most convincing looking transsexual you’ll ever see in your life, so of course Donald Trump kicked her out of Miss Universe Canada. [BuzzFeed]

- You’ll be surprised to learn The Hunger Games made an assload of money this weekend although I hear it’s a deeper story than a sparkling vampire dry-humping a high school chick until they get married and he breaks the goddamn bed thanks to a hundred years of having blue balls. What was I talking about? [Dlisted]

- But is he humorously sexually harassing his co-workers? These are the questions. [Heavy]

- Female Pop Stars of the ’90s and ’00s — Then & Now a.k.a Time is a fucking prick. [TooFab]

- Katy Perry and Lana Del Rey sometimes make out. NBD. [IDLYITW]

- 25 Sports Hotties on and off the Field [Bleacher Report]

- Katherine Heigl took her large breasts to the gym. [Popoholic]

- Stephenie Meyer has a new movie that’s apparently about a contact lens. A dry-humping contact lens! I’m kidding, it probably just does non-subtle Mormon shit. [FilmDrunk]

- Yes, this is a shitty fucking see-through of Jennifer Lawrence, but let’s not pretend we’re not going to take a look anyway as is the power of the Internet. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Good goddamn, Brooklyn Decker. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Clearly Marvel Comics never sat through Takers. [Bossip]

- James Cameron just went balls deep on the ocean. [HuffPost Celebrity]

Follow The Superficial on Facebook || Twitter || Formspring || Mobile

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Splash News