Good Morning, Gold Medalist Alex Morgan In A Bikini, And Other News

December 20th, 2012 // 35 Comments

- Blake Lively just waved her breasts in the face of how Hollywood marriages are covered and said, “No more.” [Lainey Gossip]

- If this kid isn’t named Abu Nazir, I don’t want to live in this world anymore. [Gossip Cop]

- You’re never going to believe this, but that video of a golden eagle snatching a baby is fake. I’m as shocked as you are. [Dlisted]

- It was Hump Day yesterday. Let us reflect upon that. [theCHIVE]

- There’s already a porn version of the Ikea Monkey. You’re alright, America, you’re alright… [BuzzFeed]

- The time Megan Fox met Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog. [Popoholic]

- Kristen Stewart won’t stop apologizing to everyone she didn’t cheat on by getting her vagina licked in that car. [TooFab]

- Heidi Klum is (technically) posting topless pics to Twitter. [IDLYITW]

- Bar Refaeli didn’t stop being awesome at modeling since those pics we posted three days. Oh thank God. [Hollywood Tuna]

- That Michael Bay movie where Marky Mark is a bodybuilder has a trailer now. [FilmDrunk]

- Rihanna‘s Instagramming other chick’s asses now. Bless her heart. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- You know who else probably wasn’t allowed outside? Adam Lanza, and yes, I went there because fuck every single mom on Toddlers & Tiaras. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Bonky

    Whats with all the hard body bitches ? Almost all the bikini shots are chicks with bodies of 12 year old boys or rippled stomachs and bones sticking out of their hips ?

    • Um, what did you expect from an American soccer star? A plump ass and chunky thighs? Also, big breasts aren’t what you want when you’re playing soccer. Not only do they keep you from using your chest to guide the ball, but they also tend to whack you in the chin when you’re running up and down the pitch for 90 minutes.

      You go, Alex Morgan. You so go.

    • Take your fatties…many of us like the hard body ones.

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    Weirdo
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    Me wanna kissee kissee dat azz!

  3. Yep, that’s an athlete.

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    Taylor Swift's Tampon String
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    Nothing but wonderful smelling logs can escape that turd carver.

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    Sam
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    Wait, why is she wearing a bra?

  6. bigbadvoodoodaddy

    She has an amazing rump. I’d like the sweat out of her crack after every game! It’s a shame she has a chest of a 10 year old boy….

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    Josephus
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    Can we get this guy a Pulitzer?

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    As a bisexual I endorse this ass and my love for hairy asses also.Love the colors as my ass would fit perfectly into that.

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    hoboray
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    Spectacular caboose!

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    We’re not worthy!

    We’re not worthy!

  11. Beautiful bottom. Lacking in the waist-to-hip ratio, but nicely assembled nonetheless.

  12. Krups

    she has the tits of a young Pelé

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    Extenze
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    She wants me bad. You can’t have da Mango!

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    Blue Eggo
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    Add some EVOO! Yummo!

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    Clam Bake
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    Come on, God!….now you’re just being cruel

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    Mama Pinkus
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    meh

  17. anonym

    alex, is that a guy or girl?

    I have bigger moobs than hers

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    Fruitless McBerrytitsd
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    Delightful. Truly delightful.

  19. Abdul Rafiq

    Somebody get a burka on her!

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    Skeeter
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    In a perfect world her boobs would be just a little bigger but she has a pretty face and great body otherwise. I would be willing to tongue bang her vag and anus immediately following her playing in a soccer game if that was the only way she would permit me to do it.

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    tbomb
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    the things i would do to that ass

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    Moar
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    Holy fuck those are the two best comments on the Internet

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    cc
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    That is an AWESOME behind.

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    cc
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    Where’s the mistletoe when you need it?

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    Tim's Trees
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    No waistline or hips…disappointed. :( She has a beautiful face, though…and strong legs (which look better from other angles)

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    Skeeter
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    I’d pay her for the privilege of licking and tongue banging her anus. I’d bury my face between her cheeks 24/7 if I could.

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    Skeeter
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    Her ass is the gift that keeps on giving.

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