Good Morning, Gold Medalist Alex Morgan In A Bikini, And Other News

- Blake Lively just waved her breasts in the face of how Hollywood marriages are covered and said, “No more.” [Lainey Gossip]

- If this kid isn’t named Abu Nazir, I don’t want to live in this world anymore. [Gossip Cop]

- You’re never going to believe this, but that video of a golden eagle snatching a baby is fake. I’m as shocked as you are. [Dlisted]

- It was Hump Day yesterday. Let us reflect upon that. [theCHIVE]

- There’s already a porn version of the Ikea Monkey. You’re alright, America, you’re alright… [BuzzFeed]

- The time Megan Fox met Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog. [Popoholic]

- Kristen Stewart won’t stop apologizing to everyone she didn’t cheat on by getting her vagina licked in that car. [TooFab]

- Heidi Klum is (technically) posting topless pics to Twitter. [IDLYITW]

- Bar Refaeli didn’t stop being awesome at modeling since those pics we posted three days. Oh thank God. [Hollywood Tuna]

- That Michael Bay movie where Marky Mark is a bodybuilder has a trailer now. [FilmDrunk]

- Rihanna’s Instagramming other chick’s asses now. Bless her heart. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- You know who else probably wasn’t allowed outside? Adam Lanza, and yes, I went there because fuck every single mom on Toddlers & Tiaras. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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