Good Morning, Erin Heatherton’s Victoria’s Secret Bikini Shoot, and Other News

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- Jennifer Aniston placed objects near her stomac–PREGNANT!!! [Lainey Gossip]

- There aren’t any breasts here today, because this thing could get you antilaid. [theCHIVE]

- Yoko Ono covers Katy Perry’s ‘Fireworks.’ Just..I don’t even.. [Dlisted]

- There are so many racial and religious stereotypes in this thing, it’s almost exactly like the true Christmas experience. Oh, and Snoop Dogg or Lion or whoever the fuck he is now is Black Moses. [BuzzFeed]

- And speaking of awkward stereotypes, here’s the official The Lone Ranger trailer. [Just Jared]

- Kaley Cuoco’s cleavage on The Big Bang Theory, because chicks like that always hang around skinny dorks and not frat guys with abs and trust funds. [Popoholic]

- Most of Kim Kardashian was photoshopped out of in this lingerie shoot. [TooFab]

- They’re still trying to get us to think Fergie is sexy. Ha! Record labels. [IDLYITW]

- Carmen Electra’a song is the green light for your Mayan Armageddon party. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Channing Tatum made Hollywood a fuck ton of money this year is what this is all about. [FilmDrunk]

- Doutzen Kroes in UK Vogue because America isn’t ready for sandy breats. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Here’s a complete timeline of the Kevin Clash sex scandal that he left his dream job for in the hopes that this could be resolved quietly behind closed-door settlements. So why don’t we all stop contributing to th– Ohhhh. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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