- Note to self: Travel to Budapest. Open Hooters. [theCHIVE]
- Jessica Simpson is getting an NBC sitcom now. [Lainey Gossip]
- Kim Kardashian tells David Letterman to stop joking about her fake marriage. [Dlisted]
- Notre Dame’s Reaction To The Te’o Hoax Vs. Its Reaction To Sexual Assault Allegations (This will be as unsurprisingly horrible as you expect it to be.) [BuzzFeed]
- This Rosario Dawson and Danny Boyle thing is really happening. [Just Jared]
- Tom Cruise got “swatted” and not the way he likes with a fly swatter caressed with honey. [Gossip Cop]
- Lais Ribeiro is your other new Victoria’s Secret Angel. [Popoholic]
- Samuel L. Jackson singing Taylor Swift songs. You read that. [TooFab]
- George Clooney got cosmetic surgery on his balls. I believe it. [IDLYITW]
- Hello, Natalia Costa… [Celebslam]
- The 2013 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo [Hollywood Tuna]
- The Manti Te’o GIF you’ve been waiting for. [FilmDrunk]
- Nicole Trunfio topless, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Robert Wagner refuses to be interviewed by detectives in new Natalie Wood case. Nothing suspicious there. [HuffPost Entertainment]
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Great Combination: Funny & Sexy
Great Combination: Funny & Sexy
I thought she didn’t become a star until she announced to the world that she wants to take it up the butt in 40 year old virgin.
That’s a helluva place to keep your iPod.
In other news, Elizabeth Banks has a Bitch Elizabeth? Fan-say.
Samuel L. Jackson sings Taylor Swift’s ‘You Belong with Me’:
You’re on the phone with your ho
She’s pissy because who knows.
She’s going off about some shit you said
’cause she doesn’t get your homies like I do.
I’m in a motherfuckin’ mood.
It’s a typical tuesday night.
I’m listening to the king of rap
And she better not mind.
Dreaming about the fuckin’ day
When you man up and find
That what you’ve been looking for
Has been at the street corner pimp all this time.
Some people actually think she looks like Chelsea Handler. What a fucking insult to this gorgeous woman.
Not pictured: Kate Gosselin’s 8 kids
is that Lohan’s attorney?
Chelsey Handler? Swear she is her double!
BETH
I just want to fuck her wrotten. Hot!