Good Morning, Elizabeth Banks, And Other News

- Note to self: Travel to Budapest. Open Hooters. [theCHIVE]

- Jessica Simpson is getting an NBC sitcom now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kim Kardashian tells David Letterman to stop joking about her fake marriage. [Dlisted]

- Notre Dame’s Reaction To The Te’o Hoax Vs. Its Reaction To Sexual Assault Allegations (This will be as unsurprisingly horrible as you expect it to be.) [BuzzFeed]

- This Rosario Dawson and Danny Boyle thing is really happening. [Just Jared]

- Tom Cruise got “swatted” and not the way he likes with a fly swatter caressed with honey. [Gossip Cop]

- Lais Ribeiro is your other new Victoria’s Secret Angel. [Popoholic]

- Samuel L. Jackson singing Taylor Swift songs. You read that. [TooFab]

- George Clooney got cosmetic surgery on his balls. I believe it. [IDLYITW]

- Hello, Natalia Costa… [Celebslam]

- The 2013 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo [Hollywood Tuna]

- The Manti Te’o GIF you’ve been waiting for. [FilmDrunk]

- Nicole Trunfio topless, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Robert Wagner refuses to be interviewed by detectives in new Natalie Wood case. Nothing suspicious there. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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