Good Morning, Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini, And Other News

April 30th, 2013 // 19 Comments

- Of course Chris Martin was photographed with “cupping” marks on his back. [Lainey Gossip]

- This Kim K look-a-like in Ray J‘s ‘I Hit It First’ video is missing about 48 pounds of buttmeat. [Dlisted]

- College: There’s a good chance someone from one of these pics is actually dead already. [theCHIVE]

- Courtney Stodden admits to showing her penis to RuPaul is how I interpreted this. [tooFab]

- Nobody’s buying Rob Kardashian‘s stupid socks. He’ll probably have to get a real jo–BAHAHAHAHAHA! [BuzzFeed]

- Ashley Benson is tweeting bikini photos now. [Popoholic]

- The Radio Disney Music Awards: Which One Will Be On Heroin Or Have A Sex Tape In 2016? [IDLYITW]

- Arianny Celeste + Bikini + Iron Man = Nergasm. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Johnny Depp made Amber Heard switch teams. She’s a scarfsexual now. [Celebslam]

- Aubrey O’Day Instagrammed her butt (and some of her boob). [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Lindsay Lohan is already planning to bail on rehab. Of course. [Amy Grindhouse]

- ‘Under Siege – The Silent Movie’ is a goddamn masterpiece. [FilmDrunk]

Follow The Superficial on Facebook || Twitter

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INF, Pacific Coast News


  1. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    The ass that can compel even its owner to stare at it is powerful indeed.

  2. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Thought that was jessica Biel for a minute..

  3. j-sin

    DAT ASS :)

  4. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I was wondering why she appeared to have extra junk in her trunk. Now I see.

  5. Tronald Dump

    Its funny how often you can find a new place you want to stick your face.

  6. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Even she’s all, “Dat ass!”.

  7. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    tastes like strawberries

  8. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    her body is amazing…that cute little bum and obliques are to die for!

  9. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    how had she given birth? those abs!!!!

  10. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s trying awfully hard to give the appearance of having an ass.

  11. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, I guess when you compare it to ‘Sponge Bob’ in the backround there…

  12. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow…it’s like seeing a picture of a live unicorn.

    An actual hot chick without any stupid tattoos.

  13. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yup, it’s still there. The Ass-Bandito hasn’t gotten me yet…”

  14. Jack Ketch

    Yes, and real ass, too.

  15. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:


  16. anonym

    that’s really a nice ass.

  17. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    That ass is missing from my face.

  18. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I should not have eaten all those beans for lunch

  19. Doutzen Kroes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Let’s stick with shots from the rear, shall we?

Leave A Comment