Good Morning, Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini, And Other News

By: Photo Boy / April 30, 2013

- Of course Chris Martin was photographed with “cupping” marks on his back. [Lainey Gossip]

– This Kim K look-a-like in Ray J‘s ‘I Hit It First’ video is missing about 48 pounds of buttmeat. [Dlisted]

- College: There’s a good chance someone from one of these pics is actually dead already. [theCHIVE]

- Courtney Stodden admits to showing her penis to RuPaul is how I interpreted this. [tooFab]

– Nobody’s buying Rob Kardashian‘s stupid socks. He’ll probably have to get a real jo–BAHAHAHAHAHA! [BuzzFeed]

- Ashley Benson is tweeting bikini photos now. [Popoholic]

- The Radio Disney Music Awards: Which One Will Be On Heroin Or Have A Sex Tape In 2016? [IDLYITW]

- Arianny Celeste + Bikini + Iron Man = Nergasm. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Johnny Depp made Amber Heard switch teams. She’s a scarfsexual now. [Celebslam]

- Aubrey O’Day Instagrammed her butt (and some of her boob). [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Lindsay Lohan is already planning to bail on rehab. Of course. [Amy Grindhouse]

- ‘Under Siege – The Silent Movie’ is a goddamn masterpiece. [FilmDrunk]

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