Good Morning, Amber Heard, And Other News

May 8th, 2012 // 25 Comments

- Oh In-Hye is an incredible dresser. [theCHIVE]

- Tyra Banks is banging Drake now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Rihanna apparently slapped her vagina a lot on SNL. [Dlisted]

- “Okay, I reckon that other stuff is bad, but the important thing is to stop them queers from making Jesus cry.” – North Carolina [BuzzFeed]

- Kat Dennings‘ cleavage just made me consider watching 2 Broke Girls. Touché, breasts. Touché… [Popoholic]

- Mila Kunis can save all the lives she wants, she still has sex with Ashton Kutcher. [Starpulse]

- Kelly Brook still looks absolutely awesome in lingerie in case you were wondering. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- It’s that kid Charlize Theron adopted. (The look of puzzlement in his eyes is from seeing a glowing light coming from his mommy’s room every time that blonde dude shows up. “How’s that cracker doin’ that?” he’s thinking.) [TooFab]

- A Corgi dressed like Thor. What more do you need to hear? [FilmDrunk]

- The Ladies of The Summer X-Games [Bleacher Report]

- Jessica Lowndes‘ cleavage is still out there. [Hollywood Tuna]

- George Lucas wants to improve education in America presumably as penance for exposing children to Jar Jar Binks. “I’m just so fucking sorry. Now who wants a rocket gym!” [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Amber Heard Cleavage Costume Institute Gala
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Never wear a dress that you have to fight all evening. Wrestling with your low cut frock can result in an extremely bad wardrobe mishap.
    Unfortunately for us Ms Heard’s breasts appear to have been taped and glued in tightly….very very tightly. Ow.

    • The Most Interesting

      Yes. How horrible. An Amber Heard wardrobe malfunction.

      Are you a doctor because you spend so much time around the subject? You know, *really* getting to know it?

  2. Beej

    That Kat Dennings link made my morning (and a sizeable mess under my desk). Thanks, Fish. Thanks a lot. Now what am I going to tell mom?

  3. Amber Heard Cleavage Costume Institute Gala
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She reminds me here of a young Lady Di…after the rhinoplasty.

  4. Amber Heard Cleavage Costume Institute Gala
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Amber’s girlfriend is so super butch.

  5. Amber Heard Cleavage Costume Institute Gala
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    The perfect accessory for the perfect lesbian…super-poof!

  6. Amber Heard Cleavage Costume Institute Gala
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I can feel my smooth muscles contracting rhythmically already.

  7. cc

    Funny, that ‘Two Broke Girls’ episode was on the tv at the gym yesterday. First time I’ve seen it…talk about serendipity. They are real, and they are magnificent.

  8. Anon

    She’s so beautiful; I love her! Not enough to turn me lesbian, but definitely enough for me to invite her over for a glass of wine and see where it leads…

  9. Anon

    Also, dammit, lay off the Southern hick stuff. I’m from NC and my whole Facebook is blowing up with statuses saying “VOTE NO ON AMENDMENT 1.” I can’t speak for everyone in the state, but everyone I know is voting against it. I know it seems like I’m overreacting, but I’ve got to have some state pride. Bigots exist throughout every state, region, and country in the world — even on gossip sites.

  10. The Most Interesting

    Why is it that every time I see Kelly Brook, I hear, “Hey, you’re a lotta woman, you know that? Wanna make $14 the hard way?”

  11. Amber Heard Cleavage Costume Institute Gala
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    My woman, mine! call me!

  12. Amber Heard Cleavage Costume Institute Gala
    Dannuuuu
    Commented on this photo:

    My agent said that if I go with a man, sleazy producers will want to hire me again

  13. Amber Heard Cleavage Costume Institute Gala
    Dannuuuu
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like Amber pre-colored herself for a Michael Bay movie.

  14. Amber Heard Cleavage Costume Institute Gala
    me
    Commented on this photo:

    Photoshop fail on that first pic!!

  15. tlmck

    Oh In-Hye should be the final five for the rest of the year.

  16. Amber Heard Cleavage Costume Institute Gala
    ali
    Commented on this photo:

    David Cross is fucking this.

  17. Amber Heard Cleavage Costume Institute Gala
    Endo
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh hi Skeletor. Can I put my hat on that coat hanger you call your torso?

  18. Amber Heard Cleavage Costume Institute Gala
    YTBOY
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that the “Do you see my ass pose”???

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