Good Morning, Amber Heard, And Other News

- Oh In-Hye is an incredible dresser. [theCHIVE]

- Tyra Banks is banging Drake now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Rihanna apparently slapped her vagina a lot on SNL. [Dlisted]

- “Okay, I reckon that other stuff is bad, but the important thing is to stop them queers from making Jesus cry.” – North Carolina [BuzzFeed]

- Kat Dennings’ cleavage just made me consider watching 2 Broke Girls. Touché, breasts. Touché… [Popoholic]

- Mila Kunis can save all the lives she wants, she still has sex with Ashton Kutcher. [Starpulse]

- Kelly Brook still looks absolutely awesome in lingerie in case you were wondering. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- It’s that kid Charlize Theron adopted. (The look of puzzlement in his eyes is from seeing a glowing light coming from his mommy’s room every time that blonde dude shows up. “How’s that cracker doin’ that?” he’s thinking.) [TooFab]

- A Corgi dressed like Thor. What more do you need to hear? [FilmDrunk]

- The Ladies of The Summer X-Games [Bleacher Report]

- Jessica Lowndes’ cleavage is still out there. [Hollywood Tuna]

- George Lucas wants to improve education in America presumably as penance for exposing children to Jar Jar Binks. “I’m just so fucking sorry. Now who wants a rocket gym!” [HuffPost Entertainment]

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