Good Morning, Alessandra Ambrosio in Lingerie and Other News

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- Jeremy Renner made a baby, but reportedly had his eyes squeezed shut and shouted “Icky!” during the entire thing. [Lainey Gossip]

- Charlie Sheen’s insane rantings can now be chalked up to dementia. Brought on by advanced syphilis. [Dlisted]

- Mark Wahlberg thought he was going to bang Heather Graham is how you should interpret this. [Just Jared]

- First Time Chivettes who just realized jobs are for suckers. [theCHIVE]

- Russell Crowe isn’t jackhammering Dita Von Teese and if you have no idea why I used that phrasing go watch Romper Stomper then curl into a ball and reflect. [Gossip Cop]

- The Most Insane Kim Kardashian Fan Art, because fuck you, America. Fuck you right in the face. [BuzzFeed]

- Everything Wrong With Looper In 3 Minutes Or Less [FilmDrunk]

- Genesis Rodriguez, you now have our attention. [Popoholic]

- Pauly D is making music now, because fuck you, America. Fuck you right in the face. [TooFab]

- Denise Milani is having a picture moment, which apparently has something to do with large breasts and tight leather dresses. I’ll allow it. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Lena Katina’s large Russian breasts will win your allegiance. Well played, Putin, well played. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- True Blood will be even racier this season because filming blood-soaked vulva is way easier than writing. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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