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- Jeremy Renner made a baby, but reportedly had his eyes squeezed shut and shouted “Icky!” during the entire thing. [Lainey Gossip]
- Charlie Sheen‘s insane rantings can now be chalked up to dementia. Brought on by advanced syphilis. [Dlisted]
- Mark Wahlberg thought he was going to bang Heather Graham is how you should interpret this. [Just Jared]
- First Time Chivettes who just realized jobs are for suckers. [theCHIVE]
- Russell Crowe isn’t jackhammering Dita Von Teese and if you have no idea why I used that phrasing go watch Romper Stomper then curl into a ball and reflect. [Gossip Cop]
- The Most Insane Kim Kardashian Fan Art, because fuck you, America. Fuck you right in the face. [BuzzFeed]
- Everything Wrong With Looper In 3 Minutes Or Less [FilmDrunk]
- Genesis Rodriguez, you now have our attention. [Popoholic]
- Pauly D is making music now, because fuck you, America. Fuck you right in the face. [TooFab]
- Denise Milani is having a picture moment, which apparently has something to do with large breasts and tight leather dresses. I’ll allow it. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Lena Katina‘s large Russian breasts will win your allegiance. Well played, Putin, well played. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- True Blood will be even racier this season because filming blood-soaked vulva is way easier than writing. [HuffPost Entertainment]
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Needs a little more in the ass department. Christ, in a few years she’ll look like Maria Shriver.
It’s going! It’s going!…..IT’S GONNNNNE!!!!
Did someone say she had a baby?
I know models aren’t the brightest creatures in the universe but seriously, cue cards for breathing?!
after two pregnancies 2 years apart, I have to say she looks awsome.
“A $10 gift card to IHOP? And just what is a Rooty Tooty Fresh ‘N Fruity?”
“What the hell? You’re paying me with a Gift Card? Who the fuck do I look like, Lindsay Lohan?”
Kinda looks like a creepy dude you‘d have to shield your kids from by the motel pool.
Now I know who has been taking my Noassitol while I sleep!
Gift card…for sex…with Happy_Evil_Dude?
Be sure you specify the NC-17 version of Romper Stomper, because there’s a lot less jackhammering in the R-rated video cut.
I’m sorry, she looks like a stick figure with fake boobs and a lollipop head. Not appealing at all.
Alessandra never had a butt, she always stick it out or photoshop. I don’t care for this model she is not Candice Swanepoel standard.
Tranny
Cute face but no ass!