Good Morning, Alessandra Ambrosio in Lingerie and Other News

January 16th, 2013 // 15 Comments

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- Jeremy Renner made a baby, but reportedly had his eyes squeezed shut and shouted “Icky!” during the entire thing. [Lainey Gossip]

- Charlie Sheen‘s insane rantings can now be chalked up to dementia. Brought on by advanced syphilis. [Dlisted]

- Mark Wahlberg thought he was going to bang Heather Graham is how you should interpret this. [Just Jared]

- First Time Chivettes who just realized jobs are for suckers. [theCHIVE]

- Russell Crowe isn’t jackhammering Dita Von Teese and if you have no idea why I used that phrasing go watch Romper Stomper then curl into a ball and reflect. [Gossip Cop]

- The Most Insane Kim Kardashian Fan Art, because fuck you, America. Fuck you right in the face. [BuzzFeed]

- Everything Wrong With Looper In 3 Minutes Or Less [FilmDrunk]

- Genesis Rodriguez, you now have our attention. [Popoholic]

- Pauly D is making music now, because fuck you, America. Fuck you right in the face. [TooFab]

- Denise Milani is having a picture moment, which apparently has something to do with large breasts and tight leather dresses. I’ll allow it. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Lena Katina‘s large Russian breasts will win your allegiance. Well played, Putin, well played. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- True Blood will be even racier this season because filming blood-soaked vulva is way easier than writing. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Needs a little more in the ass department. Christ, in a few years she’ll look like Maria Shriver.

  2. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Victorias Secret Shoot
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s going! It’s going!…..IT’S GONNNNNE!!!!

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    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Did someone say she had a baby?

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    Moo Cow Hunter
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    I know models aren’t the brightest creatures in the universe but seriously, cue cards for breathing?!

  5. Laredo

    after two pregnancies 2 years apart, I have to say she looks awsome.

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    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    “A $10 gift card to IHOP? And just what is a Rooty Tooty Fresh ‘N Fruity?”

  7. Natty Ice

    “What the hell? You’re paying me with a Gift Card? Who the fuck do I look like, Lindsay Lohan?”

  8. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Victorias Secret Shoot
    Commented on this photo:

    Kinda looks like a creepy dude you‘d have to shield your kids from by the motel pool.

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    Where's the butt?
    Commented on this photo:

    Now I know who has been taking my Noassitol while I sleep!

  10. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Victorias Secret Shoot
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    Gift card…for sex…with Happy_Evil_Dude?

  11. Be sure you specify the NC-17 version of Romper Stomper, because there’s a lot less jackhammering in the R-rated video cut.

  12. Kevin

    I’m sorry, she looks like a stick figure with fake boobs and a lollipop head. Not appealing at all.

  13. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Victorias Secret Shoot
    Never butt
    Commented on this photo:

    Alessandra never had a butt, she always stick it out or photoshop. I don’t care for this model she is not Candice Swanepoel standard.

  14. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Victorias Secret Shoot
    Jonny
    Commented on this photo:

    Tranny

  15. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Victorias Secret Shoot
    Observer
    Commented on this photo:

    Cute face but no ass!

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