GOLDEN GLOBES: Salma Hayek’s Breasts And These Other People

January 16th, 2012 // 96 Comments
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Ready for more red carpet photos from the Golden Globes? Too bad, we’re Roethlisbergering them in your eyes. Here’s Salma Hayek and a bunch of random people who didn’t get their own galleries, George Clooney and Stacy Keibler, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and a random warlock who mysteriously appeared to accept an award it conjured up itself only to be warded off by Elton John’s gay magic which is literally the only way to describe that whole situation. The only way.

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  1. Cock Dr

    I don’t much care for Salma’s two-toned hair, but so what because everyone is just looking at her tits.

  2. doctor snuggles

    yep: I WANT HER & SO THEM!!

  3. Penelope Ann Miller Golden Globes
    Mumps
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    Has she done anything since Kindergarten Cop?

  4. Salma Hayek Golden Globes
    quickrick
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    best tits in the industry…

  5. Zooey Deschanel Golden Globes
    Jon Hex
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    I think it’s adorable she showed up in a self made dress.

  6. Lea Michele Golden Globes
    God is Black
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    I didn’t know figure skating was on at the Golden Globe Awards ?

  7. Nicole Kidman Golden Globes
    God is Black
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    “Shock” Tom Cruise has arrived!

  8. Nicole Kidman Golden Globes
    Cock Dr
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    Sometimes botox is a good thing.
    Somehow I don’t think Nicole here would look so plastic fantastic if she quit the injections.

    • I always wonder what will the next civilition think of her when they dicover her 3000 year old mummified body, and it will still look just like this…

  9. Zooey Deschanel Golden Globes
    Cock Dr
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    Yowza

  10. Elle Macpherson Golden Globes
    Cock Dr
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    Uh-oh. Something not right with supermodel face…something a bit off.

  11. Zooey Deschanel Golden Globes
    Cock Dr
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    That’s fantastic.

  12. Rooney Mara Golden Globes
    TomSelleck'sMustache
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    Still looking like Salander here, I’m afraid.

  13. Julie Bowen Golden Globes
    TomSelleck'sMustache
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    Someone should fire her stylist. She forgot to iron her face.

  14. Joe

    Did anyone really watch this show.

  15. Zooey Deschanel Golden Globes
    Cock Dr
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    I love it.

  16. Lea Michele Golden Globes
    Carl T
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    Lea looks good. I like.

  17. Ricky Gervais Golden Globes
    Carl T
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    That is a top notch beard. Errr. That is the reason I don’t wear a beard.

  18. Zooey Deschanel Golden Globes
    LegMan
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    Very pretty picture.

  19. Charlize Theron Golden Globes
    LegMan
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    I like her, but she won’t stop wearing makeup that makes her look like a corpse.

  20. Lea Michele Golden Globes
    cagster
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    I do believe her neck is bigger than her waist

  21. Nicole Kidman Golden Globes
    LegMan
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    Away with you, you pissant!

  22. Lea Michele Golden Globes
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    Nobody else thinking Gozer the Destructor from Ghostbusters?

  23. Lea Michele Golden Globes
    Real Deal
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    MANFACE ALERT
    MANFACE ALERT
    MANFACE ALERT
    MANFACE ALERT

  24. Rooney Mara Golden Globes
    Carl T
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    Roony looks good. Sheek and subtle.

  25. Johnny Depp Golden Globes
    Carl T
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    The pirate look went out in..oh hell..was the pirate look ever in?

  26. Zooey Deschanel Golden Globes
    Carl T
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    very 70s

  27. Ricky Gervais Golden Globes
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    This is what I imagine a straight George Michael would look like.

  28. Salma Hayek Golden Globes
    Carl T
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    Salma wins with her “golden globes”.

  29. Nicole Kidman Golden Globes
    SIN
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    She needs to wear that type of dress every day. It makes it look like she has tits.

  30. Penelope Ann Miller Golden Globes
    Carl T
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    I think many of these people were meant to be viewed “from a good distance away”.

    TV makeup doesn’t transfer to closeup mega-pixel shots.

  31. Idris Elba Golden Globes
    Carl T
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    who?

  32. Kate Winslet Golden Globes
    Carl T
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    cook arms.

  33. Lea Michele Golden Globes
    Carl T
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    Nothing bad to say here. Lea looks amazing.

  34. Penelope Ann Miller Golden Globes
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    She has not aged well. She used to be very pretty.

  35. Zooey Deschanel Golden Globes
    Carl T
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    Zooey has style.

  36. Nicole Kidman Golden Globes
    Elle
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    That’s not botox, the guy behind her is pulling back her face, which explains his facial expression.

  37. Nicole Kidman Golden Globes
    um ok
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    “oh no you did int!”

  38. Lea Michele Golden Globes
    Jess
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    Who let HER into the GL Corps??

  39. Harriet

    Did anyone notice that when Johnny Depp made his speech he changed his voice to sound like a highly educated Frenchman?

    BTW – It was obvious Ricky Gervais was muzzled.

  40. Nicole Kidman Golden Globes
    cc
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    This is that weird disease that turns people into porcelain over time isn’t it?

  41. Evan Rachel Wood Golden Globes
    cc
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    For a 12 year old cross dresser, he looks fairly convincing.

  42. Nicole Kidman Golden Globes
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Ah yes, the failure to use longlasting lithium batteries results in another public embarrassment.

  43. Lea Michele Golden Globes
    cc
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    Isn’t the the women from NPR?

  44. Nicole Kidman Golden Globes
    ali
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    Nicole looks beautiful, I love her dress.

  45. Nicole Kidman Golden Globes
    amir
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    got coke?

  46. Julie Bowen Golden Globes
    The Most Interesting
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    Trying to make the best of her exile from the Happy Place, I see.

  47. Salma Hayek Golden Globes
    jake
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    she is so gorgeous

  48. Lea Michele Golden Globes
    jake
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    she is a man

  49. Lea Michele Golden Globes
    jake
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    the amazing hulk u mean

  50. Kate Winslet Golden Globes
    The Most Interesting
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    “I *am* smiling!”

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