Ready for more red carpet photos from the Golden Globes? Too bad, we’re Roethlisbergering them in your eyes. Here’s Salma Hayek and a bunch of random people who didn’t get their own galleries, George Clooney and Stacy Keibler, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and a random warlock who mysteriously appeared to accept an award it conjured up itself only to be warded off by Elton John’s gay magic which is literally the only way to describe that whole situation. The only way.
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I don’t much care for Salma’s two-toned hair, but so what because everyone is just looking at her tits.
yep: I WANT HER & SO THEM!!
Has she done anything since Kindergarten Cop?
best tits in the industry…
I think it’s adorable she showed up in a self made dress.
I didn’t know figure skating was on at the Golden Globe Awards ?
“Shock” Tom Cruise has arrived!
Sometimes botox is a good thing.
Somehow I don’t think Nicole here would look so plastic fantastic if she quit the injections.
Yowza
Uh-oh. Something not right with supermodel face…something a bit off.
That’s fantastic.
Still looking like Salander here, I’m afraid.
Someone should fire her stylist. She forgot to iron her face.
Did anyone really watch this show.
I love it.
Lea looks good. I like.
That is a top notch beard. Errr. That is the reason I don’t wear a beard.
Very pretty picture.
I like her, but she won’t stop wearing makeup that makes her look like a corpse.
She’s the living corpse of a flapper, apparently.
I do believe her neck is bigger than her waist
Away with you, you pissant!
Nobody else thinking Gozer the Destructor from Ghostbusters?
yeeeeees.
Nimble little minx.
MANFACE ALERT
MANFACE ALERT
MANFACE ALERT
MANFACE ALERT
Roony looks good. Sheek and subtle.
The pirate look went out in..oh hell..was the pirate look ever in?
very 70s
This is what I imagine a straight George Michael would look like.
Salma wins with her “golden globes”.
I bet it took you HOURS to come up with that clever and original joke.
She needs to wear that type of dress every day. It makes it look like she has tits.
I think many of these people were meant to be viewed “from a good distance away”.
TV makeup doesn’t transfer to closeup mega-pixel shots.
who?
cook arms.
Nothing bad to say here. Lea looks amazing.
She has not aged well. She used to be very pretty.
really!?…. not aged well…… she’s 48
Zooey has style.
That’s not botox, the guy behind her is pulling back her face, which explains his facial expression.
“oh no you did int!”
Who let HER into the GL Corps??
Did anyone notice that when Johnny Depp made his speech he changed his voice to sound like a highly educated Frenchman?
BTW – It was obvious Ricky Gervais was muzzled.
This is that weird disease that turns people into porcelain over time isn’t it?
For a 12 year old cross dresser, he looks fairly convincing.
Ah yes, the failure to use longlasting lithium batteries results in another public embarrassment.
Isn’t the the women from NPR?
Nicole looks beautiful, I love her dress.
got coke?
Trying to make the best of her exile from the Happy Place, I see.
she is so gorgeous
she is a man
the amazing hulk u mean
“I *am* smiling!”