Claire Danes, Megan Fox and Sienna Miller are all beautifully slim women who recently had babies and then almost immediately snapped right back into shape if they were even out of it at all. Adele, on the other hand.. well, let’s just say she’s right back to her post-baby weight. So with that in mind, all four of them were at the Golden Globes last night and People – not us, surprisingly – thought it’d be hilarious to feature them all side-by-side because it wanted to show us it’s not the boring, stuffed shirt we wrote it off as on our first date. So, alright, fine, People magazine, we’ll have sex with you, but not on top of a doily this time. Shit’s unnatural.
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Looks like she has that on inside-out.
Seriously…I loved her on Dexter.
Baby bump ? No, thats just my portable stash of $1000 bills I got from all you suckers !
Thats the same look I give Megan and Brian too….
“and all the white motherfuckers be trying to grab the but like -pah- whereas all the brothers would just grab like -bang- you hear me ? you hear me ? ”
(c) every weak ass comedian since death of Prior.
That’s not Tom Sturridge it’s the guy from Suits.
tooo easy…some degree of challenge needed here…
“So this…so I just do this…for about 110 minutes. Then I grab the cheque and leave. The explosions and Shea ? They dub those in later really. “
Is she still pregnant???.
She looks good, I have to say, but what a fuckin’ crackpot.
She really seems very vapid
I second that. Patrick J Adams.
Plastic fantastic
That nasty arm tat is almost gone thank gawd.
She looks like a fembot.
It’s probably safe to assume that the baby is well nourished.
Had to think about it but I’ve decided that I like the dress.
Nothing says Goldon Globes like a smug man and his tranny.
I think she looks beautiful. What I could not figure out is what she was doing at the GGA . The same goes to the Albas, Longorias, Richies, the Milanos… WTF were those people doing there ? A list celebs cancelled and they had to fill in the blanks fast ?
derp
Seems vapid ? lol Horrid cheek implants. Way too much and her face is ruined by them.
Yeah, she’s really done a number on her face. She should have stayed in the plastic surgery sweet spot. I don’t know i I hoped she talked yet, on one hand it’s funny, on the other it hurts me to come in contact with it.
I cannot stand her “I’m so hot” bitch-face. Fucking irksome.
Ewwww.
Is that Jordan Catalano? Fuck him.
Horrible makeup as usual.
She was a natural beauty and now she is morphing into a plastic freak; I think she has some kind of mental issue
Plastic fantastic
the lara flynn boyleness is positively terrifying.
If I look up into the light and flare my nostrils, I can initiate my crying reflex in 3…2…1…
Oh god, Adele should be so ashamed that when she stands on a scale the number is higher than those other women. Especially because her life seems like shit. I mean, immense talent, a new baby, and a loving partner? I’d be so depressed.
I’m convinced all of these celebrities and politicians are actually alien hybrid/shapeshifters trying to run humanity off of the cliff with their nonsense. bunch of creeps.
she looks like she is wearing a mask.
mannish.
he has gross femme looking hands.
she looks dead
begin a week with no idea where it will take you. Despite the fact that I’m a member of the Toyota Women’s Influencer Group, I wasn’t faailimr with the Prius Plug-in. I was faailimr with the Prius, and I guess I sort