GOLDEN GLOBES: These Women Gave Birth Then Dared Showed Their Faces in Public

January 14th, 2013 // 36 Comments

Claire Danes, Megan Fox and Sienna Miller are all beautifully slim women who recently had babies and then almost immediately snapped right back into shape if they were even out of it at all. Adele, on the other hand.. well, let’s just say she’s right back to her post-baby weight. So with that in mind, all four of them were at the Golden Globes last night and People – not us, surprisingly – thought it’d be hilarious to feature them all side-by-side because it wanted to show us it’s not the boring, stuffed shirt we wrote it off as on our first date. So, alright, fine, People magazine, we’ll have sex with you, but not on top of a doily this time. Shit’s unnatural.

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    Smapdi
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    Looks like she has that on inside-out.

  2. New Moms Sienna Miller 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
    Wheres my hat ?
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    Seriously…I loved her on Dexter.

  3. New Moms Adele 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
    Wheres my hat ?
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    Baby bump ? No, thats just my portable stash of $1000 bills I got from all you suckers !

  4. New Moms Claire Danes Hugh Dancy 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
    Wheres my hat ?
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    Thats the same look I give Megan and Brian too….

  5. New Moms Megan Fox Brian Austin Green 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
    Wheres my hat ?
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    “and all the white motherfuckers be trying to grab the but like -pah- whereas all the brothers would just grab like -bang- you hear me ? you hear me ? ”

    (c) every weak ass comedian since death of Prior.

  6. New Moms Sienna Miller Tom Sturridge 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
    Cortney
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    That’s not Tom Sturridge it’s the guy from Suits.

  7. New Moms Adele 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
    Wheres my hat ?
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    tooo easy…some degree of challenge needed here…

  8. New Moms Megan Fox 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
    Wheres my hat ?
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    “So this…so I just do this…for about 110 minutes. Then I grab the cheque and leave. The explosions and Shea ? They dub those in later really. “

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    Stupid
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    Is she still pregnant???.

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    cc
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    She looks good, I have to say, but what a fuckin’ crackpot.

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    oh Namr
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    She really seems very vapid

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    kay
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    I second that. Patrick J Adams.

  13. New Moms Megan Fox 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
    Cock Dr
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    Plastic fantastic
    That nasty arm tat is almost gone thank gawd.

  14. New Moms Megan Fox 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
    Cock Dr
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    She looks like a fembot.

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    Cock Dr
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    It’s probably safe to assume that the baby is well nourished.

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    Cock Dr
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    Had to think about it but I’ve decided that I like the dress.

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    Nothing says Goldon Globes like a smug man and his tranny.

  18. KV

    I think she looks beautiful. What I could not figure out is what she was doing at the GGA . The same goes to the Albas, Longorias, Richies, the Milanos… WTF were those people doing there ? A list celebs cancelled and they had to fill in the blanks fast ?

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    derp

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    Seems vapid ? lol Horrid cheek implants. Way too much and her face is ruined by them.

    • judgingyou

      Yeah, she’s really done a number on her face. She should have stayed in the plastic surgery sweet spot. I don’t know i I hoped she talked yet, on one hand it’s funny, on the other it hurts me to come in contact with it.

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    Jack Ketch
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    I cannot stand her “I’m so hot” bitch-face. Fucking irksome.

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    Jack Ketch
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    Ewwww.

  23. New Moms Claire Danes Hugh Dancy 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
    Brian Krakow
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    Is that Jordan Catalano? Fuck him.

  24. New Moms Claire Danes 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
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    Horrible makeup as usual.

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    Mama Pinkus
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    She was a natural beauty and now she is morphing into a plastic freak; I think she has some kind of mental issue

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    Plastic fantastic

  27. New Moms Megan Fox 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
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    the lara flynn boyleness is positively terrifying.

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    If I look up into the light and flare my nostrils, I can initiate my crying reflex in 3…2…1…

  29. Bob

    Oh god, Adele should be so ashamed that when she stands on a scale the number is higher than those other women. Especially because her life seems like shit. I mean, immense talent, a new baby, and a loving partner? I’d be so depressed.

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    the crazy betty
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    I’m convinced all of these celebrities and politicians are actually alien hybrid/shapeshifters trying to run humanity off of the cliff with their nonsense. bunch of creeps.

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    she looks like she is wearing a mask.

  32. New Moms Claire Danes 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
    the crazy betty
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    mannish.

  33. New Moms Megan Fox Brian Austin Green 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards
    the crazy betty
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    he has gross femme looking hands.

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    she looks dead

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    Arthur
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    begin a week with no idea where it will take you. Despite the fact that I’m a member of the Toyota Women’s Influencer Group, I wasn’t faailimr with the Prius Plug-in. I was faailimr with the Prius, and I guess I sort

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