Goddammit, Obama.

September 23rd, 2010 // 34 Comments

While some on the left relentlessly criticize President Obama for not immediately shooting free marijuana and organic bullets for soldiers out of his armpits as soon as he took office, I’ve remained content mostly because I’d never risk the chance of letting a woman who thinks Jesus wants us to blow up Canada for its socialized medicine near the nuclear arm codes.

Until now.

Here’s Paris Hilton walking out of a non-exploded plane on American soil last night after being kicked out of Japan and illustrating exactly why people think liberals are soft on national security. Well, you know what? Fuck it, I’m done. Someone get me Sarah Palin‘s stance on herpes prevention. I know she’s anti-condom, but I also know for a fact she’s pro-grizzly bear. I can work with that.

Photos: Splash News


  1. TAB

    Just curious..are the drugs better over in Japan and they caught on to her?

  2. Taz

    These cunts get away with everything!

  3. “pro-grizzly bear”
    Actually I don’t think Palin is. Isn’t she a hardcore hunting enthusiast?
    Believe she shoots at them, which is probably not what the blogger wanted for this fix-it-fast situation. Could we convince her to shoot at a tall, blonde skanky bear wearing oversized sunplasses that smells like rotten fish?

    • Mohammed's Taint

      I dunno, maybe we can get Michelle “Patrick Ewing” Obama to give her a flying elbow at least…or maybe Barney Frank could get her a job in his gay brothel…or we could tell Robert Byrd’s old klan buddies she’s mulatto…

    • Frankn, that description was demeaning, repulsive, grotesque and completely uncalled for.

      Bears everywhere are going to be pissed at you for comparing them to Hilton …

  4. Gee…Japan is refusing entry to multiple time convicted drug offenders? How dare they!!!

  5. Paris Hilton Returns From Japan
    Commented on this photo:

    Palin was only pro-Grizzley until Bristol made a Boo-Boo. Now Ranger Smith has orders to take out Yogi and all his peeps at Jellystone.

  6. radio_babylon

    maybe its just me, but… im really not interested in smoking any armpit-weed.

  7. Deacon Jones

    I dont get it

  8. kanyeisgayfish

    Let me see ,Japan told her she did not have to go to work and sent her home. HELLO FIJI !!

  9. Lady Blah Blah

    It’s good to see this spoiled rich bitch behind a chain link fence topped with barbed wire.

  10. jay


  11. jumpin_j

    I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Liz Cheney is right. Obama has to have America ready to absorb another terrorist attack, and when Paris Hilton can just waltz her way back to our homeland unchecked, oh man, we’re DOOOOMED!!!

  12. GeneralEmergency

    Paris was not admitted into Japan because she refused a Customs inspection of her….ummmm…errr….UnderLuggage.

  13. the superficial should stop making political comments. It’s never funny.

  14. Nicole

    How the fu*k did this happen, why didn’t the California AirGuard take that plain out?! We pay taxes to be protected from danger coming in from abroad, not to let them land in Van Nuys.

  15. WHERE’S a sniper or serial killer when you NEED one?????

  16. Burt

    Japanese corporations pay obscene amounts of money for celebrity endorsements. By doing coke, she’s screwed herself out of a lot of money.

  17. captain america


  18. She may have screwed herslef out of a lot of money but it doesn’t matter to her. She’s a Hilton. Her and her less slutty sister are in line to inheret hundreds of millions.

    If muslims want acceptance from the West, then they should take a Jihad out on this idiot.

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