While some on the left relentlessly criticize President Obama for not immediately shooting free marijuana and organic bullets for soldiers out of his armpits as soon as he took office, I’ve remained content mostly because I’d never risk the chance of letting a woman who thinks Jesus wants us to blow up Canada for its socialized medicine near the nuclear arm codes.
Until now.
Here’s Paris Hilton walking out of a non-exploded plane on American soil last night after being kicked out of Japan and illustrating exactly why people think liberals are soft on national security. Well, you know what? Fuck it, I’m done. Someone get me Sarah Palin‘s stance on herpes prevention. I know she’s anti-condom, but I also know for a fact she’s pro-grizzly bear. I can work with that.
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TURD mon!
Just curious..are the drugs better over in Japan and they caught on to her?
No their tsa is better. They actually scrutinize ppl coming in..
GOOD! A system that REALLY works for a change…
These cunts get away with everything!
Hah not this time. Sayonara paree…
Nor tomorrow. Bettin 60 days for lindsay (i.e. a few weeks)
Yay! CUNTS
“pro-grizzly bear”
Actually I don’t think Palin is. Isn’t she a hardcore hunting enthusiast?
Believe she shoots at them, which is probably not what the blogger wanted for this fix-it-fast situation. Could we convince her to shoot at a tall, blonde skanky bear wearing oversized sunplasses that smells like rotten fish?
I dunno, maybe we can get Michelle “Patrick Ewing” Obama to give her a flying elbow at least…or maybe Barney Frank could get her a job in his gay brothel…or we could tell Robert Byrd’s old klan buddies she’s mulatto…
Frankn, that description was demeaning, repulsive, grotesque and completely uncalled for.
Bears everywhere are going to be pissed at you for comparing them to Hilton …
Gee…Japan is refusing entry to multiple time convicted drug offenders? How dare they!!!
Palin was only pro-Grizzley until Bristol made a Boo-Boo. Now Ranger Smith has orders to take out Yogi and all his peeps at Jellystone.
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shut the fuck up Tab. We really don’t care about how empty your life is
Just some asshole, trying to get me pissed off on here..Not working sweetie and it won’t!
maybe its just me, but… im really not interested in smoking any armpit-weed.
Yah, I’ve heard of skunkweed but gotta draw the line somewhere.
I dont get it
Let me see ,Japan told her she did not have to go to work and sent her home. HELLO FIJI !!
It’s good to see this spoiled rich bitch behind a chain link fence topped with barbed wire.
WHAT A FUCKING CUNT!
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Liz Cheney is right. Obama has to have America ready to absorb another terrorist attack, and when Paris Hilton can just waltz her way back to our homeland unchecked, oh man, we’re DOOOOMED!!!
Paris was not admitted into Japan because she refused a Customs inspection of her….ummmm…errr….UnderLuggage.
the superficial should stop making political comments. It’s never funny.
Amen, sister. Humor is only good when rooted in truth.
You two have no sense of humor. How unfortunate for you.
No NoVerbs, I just don’t come here to read political stuff. That is one of the many reasons I don’t look at Perez. He puts his dumb ass political opinions in every other post.
How the fu*k did this happen, why didn’t the California AirGuard take that plain out?! We pay taxes to be protected from danger coming in from abroad, not to let them land in Van Nuys.
WHERE’S a sniper or serial killer when you NEED one?????
Japanese corporations pay obscene amounts of money for celebrity endorsements. By doing coke, she’s screwed herself out of a lot of money.
…………………….SHAME YOURSELFAMERICA!!
She may have screwed herslef out of a lot of money but it doesn’t matter to her. She’s a Hilton. Her and her less slutty sister are in line to inheret hundreds of millions.
If muslims want acceptance from the West, then they should take a Jihad out on this idiot.