If Alessandra Ambrosio has taught me anything, it’s that pregnancy involves never gaining an ounce of weight for nine months and then a beautiful baby instantly materializes out of your stomach with absolutely zero structural damage. (Unless you’re Jessica Simpson and eat the instruction manual without reading it.) Except here’s Gisele Bundchen in Miami yesterday looking like Kate Gosselin when she had an entire sweat shop in her because apparently when the Patriots say they’re going to “rebuild next season,” they’re not fucking around.
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She looks 9 months pregnant, Fish.
It is quite amazing that you can’t tell she has that big belly (or an ass for that matter) from behind.
That’s nothing; you should see *my* tummy.
I think the physical appearance of pregnant women can put the whole “intelligent design” discussion to rest now.
Make her stomach twice as big, throw a sunburn, gold chain, and some hair on it and she could be any one of a number of guys I see at every beach.
I’m extremely jealous of women who don’t get stretch marks. I’ve never been pregnant, but if I were, I’d probably get stretch marks.
I guess I’m not allowed to be jealous?
I’d still bang your sloppy ass.
The pop-up timer says to take the turkey out of the oven.
-You can’t trust those things.
She’s gonna give birth to “The Brady Bunch”.
Wah…wah…
Oh Fish are you intentionally trying to make your penis forever lonely with this article?? lol when the feminists arrive
Feminists can all die in a fire.
I think you can be a 21st-century feminist and still have a sense of humor and let a little good-natured sarcasm slide (especially if it’s funny). Let’s not forget, Fish scores a lot of goodwill points when he gets all political and stands up for the rights of vaginas to be free.
lol TomFrank, I agree! Sticks & stones may break my bones, whatever, but every time Fish goes after pregnant women he gets mauled by the feminists, and in this post he made fun of a few preggo ladies at once, it was funny
‘Mauled my feminists?’ Really? I’d love to be around the day that Fish figures out where he really came from. Yep, Fish! Your face was schmushed out of your mommy’s vagina. Can you handle that?
We all know where we came from. That doesn’t change the fact that pregnant women are kind of gross.
Sometimes pregnancy makes women prettier. Lips get fuller, etc. And sometimes they have a “glow” about them.
Of course swollen fetus filled bellies and mucus plugs are a major fucking turn-off though.
MOOoOOOooOOOOoooo!
Let’s cut Kim some slack, since the supermodel is still skinnier while pregnant.
Still hotter than Jessica Simpson is now, post-pregnancy.
Jessica’s advantage is that she has the bigger tits and a decidedly feminine body. Gisele is still scrawny and looks like a watermelon seed sprouted.
Is this some sort of prego beach club or something? Look at the thighs on the thing behind her.
Leave Jessica Simpson alone!
Third trimester of pregnancy and still a smaller belly button shadow than Kelly Ripa. What’s a woman to do?
Belly Button Shadow is an awesome name for a band.
Another trust fund bunch in the making. Wait, baby sharks eat each other in the womb until only one is left. So, there can be only one!
it does not look like she gained any weight. there s just a baby in there.
A one piece swimsuit would be a great option in this case.
Great idea! Why don’t you gag yourself with one?
Get a life you fucktard.
No shit…there are enough of your stupid replies on here, “SHOEBACCA”. Idiot.
I like how this douche makes a nasty comment about Jessica Simpson and then has the nerve to call out the other commenters. Indeed an idiot!
Thank you!
a baby horse is not a small creature. That thing must weight 70-80 pounds.
Pregnant woman need to cover that shit up. It looks disgusting. As a woman i do not want to fucking see that nastiness. She’s always irritated me don’t see her an anything special.
Agreed…some modesty would be nice.
See, what happens is that when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his flashlight in mommy’s dark, mysterious cave…”
She’s playing hide the sausage with the Jolly Green Patriot giant, what did you think was going to happen to her stomach while the Space Jesus embryo develops?
I’ve heard celeb uteri are like time shares. I’m trying to book Angie’s for next winter. Or maybe it’s a new way of smuggling in the illegals. In a month or so, a grown Mexican will pop out.
She’s pregnant. It’s hardly newsworthy.
Christ have some self respect Gisele.
She have beautiful knees!!!!
She looks better than the sea cow behind her…moooooo
yeah fuck. how do these bitches not get stretch marks……
They get em, but know what to do afterwards. First they paint over them with special make-up, then later when the baby is born, they go to a dermatologist and have a procedure done which makes the stretch marks heal over. It’s an expensive form of derma-rolling. Google!
I’d like to see how you guys all look with a baby stuffed in you and all the hormones raging through your systems. Nevermind. I really wouldn’t.
To be honest, it doesn’t stop me from sexually objectifying her (or her unborn child). I would just have to shout out fair warning in my sexual fantasies: “Hey little dude…INCOMING!!”
Please don’t sexually objectify children.
-The Normal People.
Um…..how sure are we that she’s pregnant and not the unfortunate sufferer of a record-breaking tumor…? Those things can have hair and nails too you know…
Twinsies Gisele!
Seriously. It’s one thing to give girls a hard time who pack on a ton of weight all over when they’re pregnant. But you’re complaining–what, because the baby is making her stomach stick out too far??!! Babies are so selfish… She’s growing ANOTHER HUMAN BEING inside her. Geez.
Oh come on. Let the morons be morons for pete sakes!!!
he looks amazing! she obviously works out and is still eating well whilst pregnant- i get it when he lays into jessica simpson for being like this beached whale but gisele looks more toned and fit than most non pregnant women- she looks amazing so laying into her becayse she has a big belly WHEN PREGNANT just seems petty and mean spirited
Aw, look how sweet she is, trying to calm that beached manatee.
wow… she is a very oddly shaped pregnant woman she has no space between her stomach and her tiny boobs, why haven’t her boobs grown yet? i love baby bellies but her’s is quite… unusual!
Darn she is pregnant and still I can see her ribs…where is the lil extra for the baby to grow on??? Wow..As soon as that baby is born she will look even thinner tan she was…
Someone commented on another photo that she should have some self respect… Please!!
How sexy is this for a pregnant woman… WOW!
Again… Who said she should have self respect. She’s even hotter pregnant than she was before. This is soooo sexy!!
So, she’s too skinny, she’s too fat, how about she is who she is?!
If she DID have extra weight on her ribs, I’m sure more of you everyday ugly small town Nobodys would have something to say about that too.