Is Gisele Bundchen Having Octuplets? Jesus Christ

By: The Superficial / November 5, 2012

If Alessandra Ambrosio has taught me anything, it’s that pregnancy involves never gaining an ounce of weight for nine months and then a beautiful baby instantly materializes out of your stomach with absolutely zero structural damage. (Unless you’re Jessica Simpson and eat the instruction manual without reading it.) Except here’s Gisele Bundchen in Miami yesterday looking like Kate Gosselin when she had an entire sweat shop in her because apparently when the Patriots say they’re going to “rebuild next season,” they’re not fucking around.

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