Geri Halliwell Jumping on a Trampoline and Other News

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- The Internet really wants Bert and Ernie to fuck each other. Just like me at age six. Random. [Huffington Post]

- I guess Heaven really wasn’t too far away. (See what I did there? Because Jani Lane died? Sang that song? — I’M NOT YOUR MONKEY!) [Dlisted]

- Sean Penn gives speeches at casinos now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Ashley Tisdale vs. Kelly Brook: Bikini Showdown. (This is like comparing apples to giant breasts that aren’t stalking Zac Efron.) [Hollywood Tuna]

- Robert Pattinson makes with the pillow-biting talk. [FilmDrunk]

- Victoria’s Secret Models in the new “show-stopper” bra. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Is the accidental down-blouse classier than the upskirt? A timeless debate. [theCHIVE]

- Jessica Alba and her huge breasts the miracle of motherhood on The View. [Popholic]

- This horseshit is totally worth clicking through to see Jennifer Love Hewitt dancing with a midget. [TooFab]

- Miranda Kerr: Australian for MILF. [IDLYITW]

- Snoop Dogg’s clothing line for kids failed. *crumples up patent application for Pot Leaf Silly Bandz* [Bosisp]

- Pauly D finally reveals the secret goo that shapes his hair. [Just Jared]

- Ashton Kutcher will now get paid to film the DMV. Can we admit now that people just want him to shit on their faces? [The Fab Life]

- AMC is just dangling Jon Hamm in our faces now. You cruel bastards. [BuzzFeed]

- Renee Zellweger thinks that women need a refresher on crash dieting and love triangles. (Relationship humor! Always kills.) [Videogum]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Keri Hilson [Heavy]

- The 30 Fastest Hot Chicks in Sports [Bleacher Report]

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