Geri Halliwell Jumping on a Trampoline and Other News

August 12th, 2011 // 18 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- The Internet really wants Bert and Ernie to fuck each other. Just like me at age six. Random. [Huffington Post]

- I guess Heaven really wasn’t too far away. (See what I did there? Because Jani Lane died? Sang that song? — I’M NOT YOUR MONKEY!) [Dlisted]

- Sean Penn gives speeches at casinos now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Ashley Tisdale vs. Kelly Brook: Bikini Showdown. (This is like comparing apples to giant breasts that aren’t stalking Zac Efron.) [Hollywood Tuna]

- Robert Pattinson makes with the pillow-biting talk. [FilmDrunk]

- Victoria’s Secret Models in the new “show-stopper” bra. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Is the accidental down-blouse classier than the upskirt? A timeless debate. [theCHIVE]

- Jessica Alba and her huge breasts the miracle of motherhood on The View. [Popholic]

- This horseshit is totally worth clicking through to see Jennifer Love Hewitt dancing with a midget. [TooFab]

- Miranda Kerr: Australian for MILF. [IDLYITW]

- Snoop Dogg‘s clothing line for kids failed. *crumples up patent application for Pot Leaf Silly Bandz* [Bosisp]

- Pauly D finally reveals the secret goo that shapes his hair. [Just Jared]

- Ashton Kutcher will now get paid to film the DMV. Can we admit now that people just want him to shit on their faces? [The Fab Life]

- AMC is just dangling Jon Hamm in our faces now. You cruel bastards. [BuzzFeed]

- Renee Zellweger thinks that women need a refresher on crash dieting and love triangles. (Relationship humor! Always kills.) [Videogum]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Keri Hilson [Heavy]

- The 30 Fastest Hot Chicks in Sports [Bleacher Report]

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  1. LJ

    It’s been a long time since I’ve seen “Girls on Trampolines”. I can only hope that this can begin a revival of the sport.

  2. She seems classy.
    If I could talk her into a handstand, I’d lick her like an ice cream cone.
    Classy broads like handstands!

  3. The Superficial Kid

    Mmmm, Commando?

  4. My Left Nut

    Hows come the douchebag photog didn’t get any pics of her on the way down when the skirt would be up in the air (nice try on pic 2)?

  5. Sigh…I miss The Man Show.

  6. cc

    What is the matter with people? She couldn’t do this in the skirt she was wearing yesterday?

  7. Richard McBeef

    tell me what you want what you really really want.

    to stop seeing you on the superficial. it’s almost been 20 years since you’ve done anything of relevance. kudos on being 84 years old and still bangable though.

  8. Proper Roughing Techniques

    Doesn’t the internet have enough live/dead celebs to slander; why do they need to sexualize puppets…

  9. Colin

    RE: Pauly D: I could’ve sworn it was semen.

  10. Geri Halliwell Dress Trampoline
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  11. Brooke

    Wait… WAIT… Jani Lane died!?!? Holy shit!
    I saw Warrant live a few years ago at Rocklahoma with their new singer, and they were pretty awful. They were never one of my favorite bands, but the Cherry Pie video is just so fun to watch XD

    R.I.P. Former frontman.

  12. the chief

    believe it or not: but this is a sick way of celebrities to mask their true age.

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