“I said I remembered ya lass now bring yer wee bonnie behind to the portajohn already – G”
Last year, after joining the cast of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi Glanville needed more publicity than just LeAnn Rimes stealing her husband, so she blurted out on Watch What Happens Live that she banged Gerard Butler which naturally sent the paparazzi looking for him to ask if it’s true. At the time, he said, “Brandi who?” and walked away which turned out to be an honest reaction because even though he just admitted to Howard Stern he banged her, he also admitted he had no fucking clue what her last name was. Via Starpulse:
Butler, 43, recalled, “We hung out, we had a bit of fun and then suddenly, one day, I’m walking down the street and this papper (photographer)… runs up in my face and says, ‘So, Brandi Glanville says you’re great in bed…’ You know what I said? ‘Who’s Brandi Glanville?’ because, one, I didn’t know her last name, and, two, I didn’t know she was a celebrity – and I didn’t know she was gonna go and f**king tell people about it.
“I felt bad… Then I worked it out… and I called her and said, ‘One, I’m not very happy that you did that because there are certain things you’ve got to keep a little private, and, two, I’m sorry because I said I didn’t know who you were.’”
I love how Gerard Butler basically calls up Brandi Glanville and lectures her about running her mouth, but then takes the time to apologize for not knowing her last name. Which proves my theory that dudes who bang chicks in chemical toilets are still classier than Real Housewives. But, nooo, you all laughed at me.
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