Gerard Butler Remembers Brandi Glanville Now

March 12th, 2013 // 34 Comments
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“I said I remembered ya lass now bring yer wee bonnie behind to the portajohn already – G”

Last year, after joining the cast of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi Glanville needed more publicity than just LeAnn Rimes stealing her husband, so she blurted out on Watch What Happens Live that she banged Gerard Butler which naturally sent the paparazzi looking for him to ask if it’s true. At the time, he said, “Brandi who?” and walked away which turned out to be an honest reaction because even though he just admitted to Howard Stern he banged her, he also admitted he had no fucking clue what her last name was. Via Starpulse:

Butler, 43, recalled, “We hung out, we had a bit of fun and then suddenly, one day, I’m walking down the street and this papper (photographer)… runs up in my face and says, ‘So, Brandi Glanville says you’re great in bed…’ You know what I said? ‘Who’s Brandi Glanville?’ because, one, I didn’t know her last name, and, two, I didn’t know she was a celebrity – and I didn’t know she was gonna go and f**king tell people about it.
“I felt bad… Then I worked it out… and I called her and said, ‘One, I’m not very happy that you did that because there are certain things you’ve got to keep a little private, and, two, I’m sorry because I said I didn’t know who you were.’”

I love how Gerard Butler basically calls up Brandi Glanville and lectures her about running her mouth, but then takes the time to apologize for not knowing her last name. Which proves my theory that dudes who bang chicks in chemical toilets are still classier than Real Housewives. But, nooo, you all laughed at me.

Photos: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-Rayner

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  1. cc

    She went to the beach by herself and spontaneously started playing with a beach ball. Yup, I see that a lot when I go to the beach…slender women tossing balls in the air and catching them, just waiting for someone to come and play catch.

  2. BetterBelieveIt

    WOW!!! That is one super HOT white girl.

  3. judgingyou

    Best possible response to this whole thing.

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    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Jesus, LeAnn. That’s not how you spell ‘bitch.’”

  5. And who said chivalry was dead.

  6. Hi. I’m Brandi. You can fuck my vagina if I can have a couple of minutes of fame.

  7. People take people home for bars and clubs all the time and have no clue what their last names are or even if it is the real first name of the person. I imagine when you are at the Gerard Butler level, most of the time names never come into play. Let’s not even get into the whole strippers/hookers thing.

  8. She looks like something I saw propped up in a sarcophagus once.

  9. Brandi Glanville Bikini Gerard Butler
    Commented on this photo:

    I need a new browser. I’m getting tired of the ass-blocker.

  10. Bane

    Yeah, a sandwich probably wouldn’t hurt.

  11. Gaddammit, now LeAnn Rimes is gonna be hanging out by the portajohns.

  12. mk

    sack of bones

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    Smapdi
    Commented on this photo:

    If only Hallmark made a “Sorry I denied knowing or having sex with you” card . . .

  14. Brandi Glanville Bikini Gerard Butler
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    wow she has NOOOO ass. sad.

  15. Brandi Glanville Bikini Gerard Butler
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    scary legs…

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    D_nice48
    Commented on this photo:

    who cares she is a fame whore POS.

  17. Carla

    Somewhere right this minute LeAnn Rimes is shoving her fingers up her yak spout screaming at Eddie “I DID EEEEEVERYTHING FOR YOU AND YOU’RE STILL A NO-JOB ASSHOLE NOT-A-LIST PIDDLE DICK WHY LAWRD WHY HER???!!!”

    Makes my heart cockles hum ^_^

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    reinhard heidrich
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    it is nice that she can hang out with all her friends…oh,wait….

  19. Juano

    “Being image obsessed, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.” – apologies to Dean Wormer.

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    tod
    Commented on this photo:

    dont kid yourself…….with a body like that, im sure she has plenty of friends.

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    Tillia
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks absolutely AMAZING!!!

  22. Brandi Glanville Bikini Gerard Butler
    Tillia
    Commented on this photo:

    Flawless body… Wow…

  23. Brandi Glanville Bikini Gerard Butler
    Tillia
    Commented on this photo:

    Perfect.

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    jess
    Commented on this photo:

    did no one else notice the tampon string?

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    Butt Plugger
    Commented on this photo:

    Bitch needs to get on a squat program at the gym.

  26. Brandi Glanville Bikini Gerard Butler
    nasty surprise
    Commented on this photo:

    if you like those bolt-ons

  27. Brandi Glanville Bikini Gerard Butler
    Commented on this photo:

    I could do a few things with her to pass some time.

  28. Brandi Glanville Bikini Gerard Butler
    Commented on this photo:

    Know who else said black people can’t swim? Hitler. And then Jesse Jackson won the gold medal at the Berlin Olympics in 1976.

    So what does that prove? Mostly, that I’m not good with history.

  29. Brandi Glanville Bikini Gerard Butler
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    Face BAD! Body GOOD!

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