How Bad Is Gerard Butler’s Coke Problem? He Probably Just Banged Lindsay Lohan

March 27th, 2012 // 32 Comments
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Exactly a month ago, a freshly-rehabbed Gerard Butler showed up to the Vanity Fair Oscars party looking like a changed man with a new lease on life. If he had said he was going to crush a mountain into a wee vagina with his bare hands and have his way with it, goddammit, I would’ve believed him. Except he’s starting to look like this again (Which, naturally lead to this. *kisses fingertips* C’est magnifique, Photo Boy.) and, even worse, was spotted with Lindsay Lohan at her personal opium den, Chateau Marmont. People reports:

Soon, though, Lohan had another visitor: Gerard Butler, who arrived on the patio after midnight and sauntered over to the garden bar near where Lindsay and her friends were seated. The two were laughing and telling jokes, and Butler kept his hands on both sides of her chair as he leaned in close to talk. She was soaking up the attention and even asked him to come closer so she could whisper in his ear.
Butler seemed to be in a relaxed, great mood as he chatted up Lohan and his friends.

Jesus. So apparently Gerard Butler doesn’t just fall of the wagon, he flips the whole thing over, strangles the horses and then focks a bedeviled ginger lass on top of the wreckage. I’d almost want to say Sean Connery has an erection right now, but I’m pretty sure I never mentioned anything about punching the wee lass in the face. I’ll jsut go ahead and table that thought for now.

Photos: Splash News, WENN


  1. Linus

    It’s as if the movie studios pay these actors 10 million dollars a movie to go the fuck away forever into cocaine oblivion.

  2. Cock Dr

    If he’s hanging out with LiLo he won’t last the year.
    Scotchman needs to save himself ASAP.

  3. joho777

    Gerald may have “chatted up” Lindsay, but to no avail. Lindsay doesn’t give away her coke to ANYONE!

    Effort wasted.

  4. So is that addiction by osmosis?

  5. So in other words, Fish, Blowhan is pregnant?

  6. In an ironic twist, Brandi Glanville is now saying she doesn’t know who Gerald Butler is.

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    what a skunk

  8. EricLr

    It’s okay. He’s Scottish.

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  10. What, was he hoping to root around and find some?

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    It can’t get any better than this. Well, except for the crummy shirt.

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    Avi looks really unhappy…end of the game maybe?

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    I was wrong…it got better. (swoon)!

  15. vgirly

    They both look disgusting. Match made in post rehab heaven.

  16. cc

    Laugh if you will but a tow truck driver might save your ass some day.

  17. The Royal Penis

    I’ll bet they sweat coke when they have sex that you can collect with a drip pan and turn into crack.

  18. Cousin Eddie

    is it just me or is beginning to look like Randy Quaid?

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    There is nothing wrong with the shirt! Anything item of clothing that flashes that gorgeous chest & belly fur is welcome in my book.
    I’m so over the haters and even worse, the so called “fans” who criticise Gerry non stop & think it’s their purpose in life to advise him how to run his life. Maybe it’s time you look at your own lives, or maybe that’s the problem, you don’t have one of your own!

  20. CranAppleSnapple

    Proving why photos are a bad idea.

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    how the hell is that possible. he looked fine 2 weeks ago and like hell before that. now he is back to douche bag next door look again.

  22. terry

    That’s that crazed coke look.

  23. Anon

    Not a great match. He looks like he ready to rock out with his cock out on a coke binge. Everyone knows Blowhan goes on a coke binge and she reverts to full on ginger and becomes a souless, dead vessel.

  24. Freebie48

    He’s getting the big nose and puffy look that Mel Gibson has. Too bad, a few years ago he was really good looking. Now he looks like an old coke-head.

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    Man, Randy Quaid is looking kind of rough these days.

  26. JennyTom

    Dumbest fake article, ever. I swear, if he was screwing as many women as people claim, he would never have time to make a movie. The guy is out of rehab, having a conversation with an actress also in recovery. He’s a nice guy, and he has been very upfront about his past addictions. Cut the guy some slack and he looks just fine to me. I will say he needs a break. He’s made too many flicks back to back, and got really hurt in the last one.

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    His hairy nipple making a casual appearance is making me feel a wee bit queasy.

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    “waddya mean they’re out of nachos ?”

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    white people clapping in rythm

  30. Great ideas on making the law of attraction work, which is almost always the sticking point people get.

  31. manhattan school of performing arts

    Best one that’s not on the list

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