How’s George Zimmerman Doing In Our New Racist Paradise?

“I can say what to who now?!’

Let’s not sugarcoat this. Part, if not the entire reason, white people voted for Trump in droves is because they genuinely believed that once he became president, the governor would come off, and they could yell “nigger” or “faggot” or “white power” or “get out of the country” right to people’s faces without fear of consequence. And if you been on the internet at all since Wednesday morning, you know that shit started fucking immediately. – And in schools for even more fun. – So clearly this should be a wonderful time to be alive for George Zimmerman, America’s OG racist with a confirmed kill that I’m amazed hasn’t landed him on the Supreme Court by now. You’d think this would be his Christmas morning, and yet… Via WKMG Orlando:

The deputy found Zimmerman yelling at a waitress, according to the offense report. Zimmerman’s friends were attempting to calm him down.
The female employee told the deputy that she was trying to collect the group’s bill, but Zimmerman snatched the credit card from her hand and began to yell at her, deputies said.
The manager told the deputy that the incident was one of several in which Zimmerman had been involved at the bar and he wanted to have him trespassed, according to the offense report.
Before Zimmerman left the bar, he told the manager, “I didn’t know you were a (racial expletive) lover,” deputies said. There were also reports of Zimmerman’s friends using racial slurs toward other customers throughout the night.

Just so you read that right, George Zimmerman got kicked out of a bar – in Florida – for yelling racial slurs and calling the manager a “nigger lover.” But before such an amazing turn of events fills you with perpetual hope for the future, after he was removed from the bar, Zimmerman called 911 and demanded a different officer show up and take his report that he’d been assaulted by a customer at the bar. Which he got thanks to identifying himself as “John Doe.” However, witnesses and surveillance footage showed an assault never took place, so George Zimmerman proceeded to pull all of this shit:

After reviewing surveillance video and witness statements, the deputy tried to get Zimmerman to fill out a sworn voluntary statement form, but Zimmerman “became belligerent” and refused to accept it, the report said.
A friend stepped in to calm down Zimmerman. The deputy told Zimmerman’s friend how to fill out the form so he could relay the information to Zimmerman.
Zimmerman wrote his narrative on the wrong portion of the form, so the deputy asked him to fill it out again in the correct portion.
He wrote: “I want to press charges. The narrative on the front is true and correct. Officer Nickell is an incompetent officer under qualified to flip burgers,” according to the report.

Long story short, George Zimmerman walked away without a bullet in his teeth, so clearly that’s an omen of things to come.

*watches the skies turn black as Donald Trump fires a nuke into them because what did he just say about black stuff? Jesus*

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