I’ll Just Go Ahead And Leave This Here

By: The Superficial / November 18, 2013

George Zimmerman Arrested For Domestic Violence – NBC Orlando

Adding… This time the victim is white, so we’re probably looking at the chair. However, she is a woman, so it’ll come down to Florida statutes on whether or not she was cooking a delicious meal, book learning, or communing with the devil. (Unverifiable eyewitness accounts permitted.)

UPDATE: Surprise! His girlfriend is pregnant, so I’ll ask what we’re all thinking: Is the baby black?

UPDATE: Or she’s not. Haha!

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