George Clooney: ‘I Don’t Give A Sh*t If People Think I’m Gay’

March 1st, 2012 // 47 Comments

“Hey, Internet. Blow me. — Too Mel Gibson? You’re right.”

Even more than his acting at this point, George Clooney is known for having sex with a woman until she says, or even thinks, he’s that good, the “M” word, then non-ceremoniously dumps them into the arms of Steve-O who we all should start assuming is George Clooney’s illegitimate son. There’s no other explanation. Anyway, The Clooney is also very vocal about supporting the Democratic party, and everyone knows actors are supposed to keep their mouths shut about politics, so of course he’s the subject of gay rumors which he honestly couldn’t give a shit about because have I mentioned all that fucking he does? The Advocate reports:

The gay rumor has followed you for years.
I think it’s funny, but the last thing you’ll ever see me do is jump up and down, saying, “These are lies!” That would be unfair and unkind to my good friends in the gay community. I’m not going to let anyone make it seem like being gay is a bad thing. My private life is private, and I’m very happy in it. Who does it hurt if someone thinks I’m gay? I’ll be long dead and there will still be people who say I was gay. I don’t give a shit.

Another fun fact about George Clooney? He clearly likes taking thinly-veiled jabs at Tom Cruise because holy shit. He might as well have said, “The last thing you’ll ever see me do is jump up and down, on Oprah’s couch, saying, ‘These are lies! Look at the baby my scam religion put in Katie Holmes!’” I can’t be the only one who read that that way.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Stupid

    He ain’t gay you idiots.

  2. Cock Dr

    He’s a fine actor and seems like a well meaning guy but I just have never been tempted to get on board the Clooney lust wagon.
    It is great fun to watch him serial monogamize his way through life.

  3. If he’s gay, I want to be that gay and stick my gay penis is a variety of hot women. If gay means having life by the balls, this guy is a flamer.

    • Wake Up

      He’s your idol? You’re pathetic.

      • Yes, because the soul-sucking monotony of married life until you lose half of your assets in your inevitable divorce is so much better.

      • Sliver

        Don’t be mean to Eric, he’s funny, and I still want to be able to see his comments. So STFD already.

    • cc

      I was just going to say, if being gay means I go from one amazing piece of ass to the next, culminating (do you know that’s the origin of the word ‘cum’?) in Ms. Keibler, I’ll switch teams.

    • Have you actually seen him stick anything in anyone? It’s easy as fuck for gay guys to get hot girls to hang out with them and pretend to be with them if they want. It would be even easier for a rich, liked actor.

      I’m not saying he’s gay, but it would be very simple for him to play the game he is while being gay if he were. Which would mean a lot of ball sucking and a lot of pretend pussy.

  4. YoMamma

    The gays just wish he was one of them…

  5. George Clooney Jonah Hill Limo
    Mr. K
    Commented on this photo:

    “Just close your eyes, put it in your mouth, and think about Ocean’s 14, kid.”

  6. Schlitz

    The Democrat Party – because nothing about it is remotely democratic.

    • I_HEART_HUCKABEE

      Aw look, it’s another Theocrat Party crybaby. What’s the matter, did Jesus not get enough mention? Isn’t there a bible you should be thumping somewhere?

    • Not that Huckabee didn’t already nail it to the nth power, but I’m curious. “Not remotely democratic” because it’s trying to disenfranchise and exclude…whom, exactly? The fact no one’s calling for morons like you to be banned from voting or procreating is pretty good evidence in itself.

      • Ugh

        Look, don’t pick on Schlitz. People like that barely have two neurons to rub together so expecting them to do anything more than memorize and regurgitate nonsensical “zingers” that don’t really have any basis in reality really isn’t fair. We should applaud Schlitz and all people like him (or her?) for being able to poke the keys with the squiggly marks on them in a way that produces a coherent sentence. So, well done, Schlitz, well done indeed.

  7. Oogidyboogidy

    All that’s missing from those pictures is a stuffed beaver puppet.

  8. Do something

    “These are lies!” That would be unfair and unkind to my good friends in the gay community -
    George Clooney

    So yes he has sucked cock and he wont be denying it any time soon. The men he sleeps with have their dignity and he doesn’t need to publicly deny his love for them. No one cares.
    Try being an adult, shmuck.

  9. “I have been in many movies and many TV shows but no one calls me a great actor, but suck one dick…”

  10. El Jefe

    I don’t think anyone truly believes he is gay, it is just a funny running joke.

  11. George Clooney Gay Rumors
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is his hand in his jacket pocket? Maybe his fingers are crossed.

  12. Roman

    I don’t give a shit, that you don’t give a shit George.

  13. Schmidtler

    Good for him. He’s eyeballs deep in some of the hottest pussy on the planet, and can trade in for a new one anytime he wants. Why should he give a shit?

  14. forrest

    if he has a very stiff penis it will reach ’til his chin.

  15. terry

    I’m not gay but because I grew up in the suburbs of Los Angeles back in back in early 80′s I developed that California speak(speak well and clearly). So when I went back to the hood in Miami my friends thought I was acting white and that I was gay because I would enunciate my words properly. ‘
    To this day, at 40 and working on Miami Beach some folks still think I’m gay because of my talk. But I’m not. Pisses me off but what the fuck you going to do!

  16. You're Gay

    I’m not gay but

  17. Oh, he’s gay alright. It’s totally gay to be serial-fucking insanely hot female ass all the time. Us real men’s men, we only fuck unkempt trollbitch harpies (1%) or our own manly Republican fist (99%). Gay I say, gay!

  18. anonym

    he’s definitely gay.
    with all that money, he can have all the arm candy he wants to make it seem like he’s not gay.

    but look at how he kissed billy crystal. Have you ever seen him kiss another girl on screen like that?

    he’s coming out of the closet, slowly.

  19. omishoatmeal

    good answer.

  20. kurumais

    goerge cloony is a boss
    0 f^@(& given

  21. Archie_Leach

    If gay means getting tail like Stacy Keibler, where do I sign up?

  22. Sliver

    Nobody seems to have noticed that he didn’t exactly deny it either. Just some acrobatic word-smithing, the way I see it.

    • didn’t deny it? why? ……. ready?…. BECAUSE HE DOESN’T GIVE A SHIT.

    • thespiral

      English motherfucker, do you speak it? He said clearly that he wasn’t going to deny it because a) he doesn’t want to appear homophobic, and b) he doesn’t give a shit if people think he’s gay. I don’t even like Clooney, but I think it’s beyond stupid he’s expected to comment on this silly shit in 20-fucking-12. He’s an actor, who cares whether he likes dick or pussy more? Let’s keep the focus where it belongs – on his incredibly smug and douchey movies.

  23. George Clooney Jonah Hill Limo
    Commented on this photo:

    “Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?”

  24. It seems there are a lot of idiots in here (and out there) who are overly concerned with George Clooney’s genitals and what he does with them.

    The only thing about his sex life that concerns me is when is he going to be done with Stacy Keibler so I can have a go at her. (Hey, I can dream, can’t I?)

    • CranAppleSnapple

      Ew. Now I’m imagining his genitals. They have craggy flesh and silvery hair like his head. And they appear to be winking at me. Thanks a lot, Vito.

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