“Hey, Internet. Blow me. — Too Mel Gibson? You’re right.”
Even more than his acting at this point, George Clooney is known for having sex with a woman until she says, or even thinks, he’s that good, the “M” word, then non-ceremoniously dumps them into the arms of Steve-O who we all should start assuming is George Clooney’s illegitimate son. There’s no other explanation. Anyway, The Clooney is also very vocal about supporting the Democratic party, and everyone knows actors are supposed to keep their mouths shut about politics, so of course he’s the subject of gay rumors which he honestly couldn’t give a shit about because have I mentioned all that fucking he does? The Advocate reports:
The gay rumor has followed you for years.
I think it’s funny, but the last thing you’ll ever see me do is jump up and down, saying, “These are lies!” That would be unfair and unkind to my good friends in the gay community. I’m not going to let anyone make it seem like being gay is a bad thing. My private life is private, and I’m very happy in it. Who does it hurt if someone thinks I’m gay? I’ll be long dead and there will still be people who say I was gay. I don’t give a shit.
Another fun fact about George Clooney? He clearly likes taking thinly-veiled jabs at Tom Cruise because holy shit. He might as well have said, “The last thing you’ll ever see me do is jump up and down, on Oprah’s couch, saying, ‘These are lies! Look at the baby my scam religion put in Katie Holmes!’” I can’t be the only one who read that that way.