George Clooney Got Arrested

March 16th, 2012 // 73 Comments

George Clooney was arrested in Washington, DC today for protesting outside the Sudanese embassy, except none of that’s even scandalous at all because he wanted to get arrested to bring exposure to his cause and was smiling the whole time. But what is important is that I’ve discovered George Clooney testifying to a senate hearing faces are almost exactly as hilarious to me as Mel Gibson in court which left me no choice but to added nonsensical captions to them that will probably only make me laugh. So with that proper moistening out of the way, please attempt to enjoy “Mr. Clooney Goes To Washington.”

Click Here To Start The Gallery

Photos: Getty


  1. gooch fur

    He’s starting a new protest movement: “Occupy Cushy Holding Cell, then Dine at $10,000 a Plate Fundraiser for Our Current War Mongering Leader”

    • Crabby Old Guy


    • Can't do both hypocrite?

      George Clooney against kids starving in Africa yet in favor of murdering kids in America. Let’s murder some babies at the abortion clinic with George Clooney today.

      George Clooney fighting for the rights of kids everywhere except in your womb.

      • rican

        This fucking idiot has a direct line to Obama, but still feels the need to get arrested to show he’s like the common man.

    • Geo Nat

      Clearly George Clooney hates Africans, first Darfur now Sudan.

  2. American

    What a worthless tool.

  3. whiskeyafternoon

    I’ll be the fucktard put it on his CV.

  4. George Clooney Washington DC Sudan
    Commented on this photo:

    “Mr. Clooney, if I squat down like this, would you be able to see up my skirt? No? How about…now?”

  5. Cock Dr

    Wonder how many of those old queer-boy GOP Senators had their hands surreptitiously down their pants when GC was giving his testimony.

    • Schlitz

      So, Is being gay a good thing or a bad thing? Sometimes Liberals say it’s a good thing, like when Barney Frank does it. But then Liberals are always calling people gay as an insult, which means it’s a bad thing.


    • Richard Hell

      They’ll have more bent over pages than the NY Public Library or in other words, business as usual.

    • Sen. Robert KKK Byrd

      Wonder if old queer-boy gay brothel-running democrat Senator Barney Frank had his tongue surreptitiously down GC’s pants while he was giving his testimony?

      • Mama Pinkus

        I’ll take gay senators any day over the fascist repuke bastards currently trying to take us back 100 years

    • Mitch McConnell

      Did somebody say “sexy smooth naked young boys?” No?

    • Mitch McConnell

      @Schlitz for brains – In your case it’s definitely a GOOD thing. I’m nominating you for a MacArthur Genius Grant for your phenomenal sphincter control. There can’t be too many people out there who can fret a guitar with their butthole…

    • They're All Gay

      Just because you’re republican, white, Southern and talk with a lisp doesn’t mean you’re gay.

  6. Deacon Jones

    (Gywneth Paltrow on phone to assistant)

    “This most joyous day calls for a long weekend on the French Riviera with Georgie and we’ll have Mario Batali sautee some children’s liver, darling. Call and make it happen.”

  7. George Clooney Washington DC Sudan
    Commented on this photo:

    I admit it, I laughed a little. And by a little I mean a lot.

  8. George Clooney Washington DC Sudan
    Commented on this photo:

    Lone dark man in crowd: “Wait a minute… When they said ‘bitch watch’, I didn’t know this was what they meant! Damn Clooney, you’re good!”

  9. Little Tongue

    I would soooo love to be locked up in a prison cell with Georgie… To think about all we could do and talk about, my nipples start tingling a little…

  10. Buddy the Elf

    Just a thought, but next time how about going to the fucking Sudan to protest the Sudanese treatment of its own people.


    • Wow, what a guy

      I agree Buddy the Elf, he seems condescending. Even his facial expressions seem reflect a humorous personal disbelief that anyone is taking him seriously.
      This arrest is probably, to George Clooney the highlight of his acting career. Not that he’s doing such a good job acting but that he gets a +1 legit for showing the depth of his conviction.

    • Damn it!!! You beat me to it!!! Lets see how tough he is while protesting in downtown Khartoum. Pussy.

  11. George Clooney Washington DC Sudan
    Commented on this photo:

    Even thought it’s your site already, I want this to go in the comments of the week stuff.

  12. Thank god! This will be the hottest perp walk I ever masturbated to.

  13. George Clooney Washington DC Sudan
    Commented on this photo:

    Woman in background: “Mmm,hmm…you know THAT’S right…”

  14. Frank Burns

    He should be spending his time trying to rescue the $5 I spent back in the day to see “Batman & Robin”.

  15. Deacon Jones

    Did Gwwneth Paltrow have a mild orgasm watching this on BBC and close her eyes and whisper “….justice.” ?

  16. George Clooney Washington DC Sudan
    Commented on this photo:

    Too Funny ! Love it ! Mouth like a Mule ! LOL

  17. George Clooney Washington DC Sudan
    Commented on this photo:

    This is priceless ! I agree with Uncle Phil !

  18. George Clooney Washington DC Sudan
    Commented on this photo:

    Another great Comment !! Boy, you’re on a roll !!

  19. George Clooney Washington DC Sudan
    Commented on this photo:

    Man crush? Or did he just notice Clooney’s elusive wonk eye.

  20. George Clooney Washington DC Sudan
    Commented on this photo:

    hee hee hee. I am loving all of these comments

  21. George Clooney Washington DC Sudan
    Commented on this photo:

    I think he just noticed how Big Clooney’s hands are .

  22. smoke

    Fuck you, Clooney.

  23. George Clooney Washington DC Sudan
    Commented on this photo:

    Doesn’t he look Middle Eastern…?

  24. Michael Lohan

    pssst George-
    if you need any pointers on getting away from the police, call me.
    I’ll give you a good discount. ;)

  25. George Clooney Washington DC Sudan
    Commented on this photo:

    Evil actor douche face. Someone needs to tell him that Washington isn’t Sudan.

  26. Surely

    Mr. George Clooney Knight of the Realm.

  27. jennifer

    I just don’t see how he can smile while kids are murdered and raped in Sudan.

    • Sasha Cohen

      He smiles because he’s a ghoulish fiend, happy that he’s acknowledged as a hero for someone else’s suffering.

  28. George Clooney Washington DC Sudan
    Commented on this photo:

    Maya Rudolph looks better here than she did in “Bridesmaids”.

  29. Archie Leach

    Fake and gay.

  30. This Just In

    Celebrities who got arrested for protesting this week are:

    George Clooney for the genocide committed in Sudan
    Russell Brand for the misuse of iphones
    Kony 2012 founder Jason Russel for crimes against his wiener

  31. George Clooney Washington DC Sudan
    Commented on this photo:


  32. George Clooney Washington DC Sudan
    Commented on this photo:

    mmm hmmm looking fine in ths shot

  33. George Clooney Washington DC Sudan
    Commented on this photo:

    Hard to take him seriously.

  34. George Clooney Washington DC Sudan
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes. This one.

    Best caption ever.

  35. George Clooney Washington DC Sudan
    Slippery Slope
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hi everybody, I’m LEGIT!”

  36. George Clooney Washington DC Sudan
    dying to make you famous
    Commented on this photo:

    With all due respect focus on one either acting or a dedicated life helping the suffering. You can’t do both, you must pick one. Your suit could have fed 3 villages for a month in Africa.

    • anon

      Actually, without the high profile he garnered though years of acting work, Clooney’s activism would not have the impact it is currently having. If he elected to retire from acting and devote himself entirely to aid work, his cultural relevance (thus profile; thus attention) would fade, and the causes he supports would gain lesser benefit form his involvement.

      I think it is possible to help other people whilst still enjoying the finer things in life. Happening upon fortune in your life (by working hard and paying your dues in shit roles, as Clooney did) does not mean that you must immediately and equitably distribute it amongst less needy people. The money you spend on your internet bill each month could provide an African child with access to clean water every day, but you choose to prioritise your viewing of celebrity gossip websites. Gain perspective, and help in whatever way you can, as Clooney is. I respect him for using his position to draw attention to causes which receive little attention. Why not channel your anger into a more worthwhile outlet – write to your senator, or do some volunteering in your community. You’ll be a happier, less spiteful, and less bitter person. xoxo

  37. George Clooney Washington DC Sudan
    Pull A Seat Up and Listen
    Commented on this photo:

    You know he’s practiced those wide open looking up puppy eyes many times being an actor. In fact that expression is probably one of his facial exercises hence the wrinkles.
    Notice just a hint of mascara on the eyelashes.

  38. George Clooney Washington DC Sudan
    Commented on this photo:

    Painfully trying to conceal laughter possibly from an inner thought.

  39. George Clooney Washington DC Sudan
    Commented on this photo:


  40. George Clooney Washington DC Sudan
    drugs are bad
    Commented on this photo:

    crazy eyes

  41. spizz money

    Arrested and immediately released, what a douche bag. He’s no Gandhi that’s for sure.

  42. Just … just too much douchebag in one face ….

  43. George Clooney Washington DC Sudan
    Commented on this photo:

    Please, post some of the actual arrest-photos? They make me horny.

  44. Jack's Knife

    When Clooney’s arrested in Central Africa while satisfying a donkey for drug trafficking and running a male prostitute ring while cursing Jews for running Hollywood call me. That would be interesting.

  45. Squid For Sale

    Female Jane Fonda.

  46. LLareggub

    Ship him UPS parcel post to that Sudanese psycho. That will wipe that smug look of his face. Another Sean Penn douchebag

  47. George Clooney Washington DC Sudan
    Commented on this photo:

    Clooney is a fucktard. This sack of shit is a waste of human being. He needs to STFU and just act because his opinion means absolutely DICK.


    He can occupy my vagina!

    • slow drip

      if you’re hoping he’ll pick up all the refuse left by the protesters, I think you have the wrong guy

  49. George Clooney Washington DC Sudan
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d listen to him!

Leave A Comment