Gentleman, Lube Up Your Shrimp Forks, Olivia Munn Is Single

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According to the always reliable “a source,” Olivia Munn is no longer getting Robodonged, leaving me the perfect reason to box you up a gift of her breasts prominently displayed at a recent event along with the constant reminder of when Brett Ratner bubbagumped his dick in front of her. Think of me as Santa Claus, but like a younger, slightly bitter alcoholic one whose gifts are usually just peeing himself on your couch or drunkenly recalling mistakes you made in college in front of your wife.

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