Gavin Rossdale Is Banging Tiger Woods’ Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren

Despite being married to one of the most beautiful women on the planet, Tiger Woods cheated on Elin Nordegren like it was his job, so you’d just assume she’d want to avoid dating someone who also cheated on his spectacularly hot wife barely a year ago. And you’d be wrong. Us Weekly reports:

Hide your golf clubs, Gavin Rossdale. Elin Nordegren (ex-wife of Tiger Woods) and the rocker (ex-husband of Gwen Stefani) went on a first date in L.A. on Saturday, August 27, a source reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly.
Apparently they hit it off, too. Set up by mutual friends, the Florida-based mom of Sam, 9, and Charlie, 7, and the dad of Kingston, 10, Zuma, 8, and Apollo, 2 are planning round two. “Elin flies to L.A. on her private plane a lot,” says the source. “They want to make it work.”

In Elin Nordegren’s defense, she walked away with enough of Tiger Woods’ money to topple a government – Maybe ours? Think about it. – so who are we to begrudge her some sport fucking to pass the days? Get it, girl. As for Gavin Rossdale, don’t even bother getting jealous. There’s a secret portrait in his mansion that ages instead of him, and he’s constantly trying to find crazy shit to do because his life is an endless cycle of boredom. One time he even took up botany to try and bang Eva Green. I saw the whole thing on TV. His penis made her get possessed by the devil. It was nuts.

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