One of the worst kept secrets about Batman Vs. Superman is that it would feature a cameo by Wonder Woman. A Wonder Woman who will not be played by Jaimie Alexander because apparently even her breasts are too big for whatever the hell they’re trying to do here. Variety reports:
Gal Gadot will play Wonder Woman in the untitled “Batman vs. Superman” movie.
“Wonder Woman is arguably one of the most powerful female characters of all time and a fan favorite in the DC Universe. Not only is Gal an amazing actress, but she also has that magical quality that makes her perfect for the role. We look forward to audiences discovering Gal in the first feature film incarnation of this beloved character,” Snyder said
This decision comes on the heels of Warner Bros. reportedly planning to rush out three comic book movies a year because even though Thor: The Dark World was a goddamn mess, money. The good news, though, is that Ben Affleck only agreed to play Batman because Daredevil was so fucking awful it haunts him to this day, and I’m pretty sure he could take Zack Snyder in a fight. “So, for this scene, Batman and Superman start to fight in like this huge CGI tornad- oh my God, that’s an Oscar up my ass. Ben Affleck just shoved an Oscar up my ass. Yield, I yield. He’s your director now.”