Buenos Días, Florencia Tesouro, Y Otras Noticias

- Once we get some technical issues hashed out (Does duct tape stop solar flares? Wait, of course it does.) I’ll be occasionally popping in at the burgeoning Never Daunted Radio Network to put a voice to my wiener jokes. All your dreams are coming true. [Never Daunted Radio]

- Macaulay Culkin might be stalking Mila Kunis. [Lainey Gossip]

- “I really want to see Octomom dressed like Lara Croft.” – No one, ever. [Dlisted]

- 44 pics of women tugging on their clothes. You’re welcome. [theCHIVE]

- Aaron Carter still loves Lindsay Lohan, so to answer your question, no, he doesn’t have a TV or Internet access. [tooFab]

- A hot chick humorously wielding a Uruk-Hai scimitar? God, I love the Internet. [BuzzFeed]

- Andrea Diaconu is your latest Victoria’s Secret model. [Popoholic]

- Kanye West is probably cheating on Kim Kardashian with this. [IDLYITW]

- Georgia May Jagger’s in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Papa John got fucking hammered. [Celebslam]

- Goddamn, Christina Milian… [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Emma Watson’s taking pole dancing lessons. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Arnold Schwarzenegger on Australian morning television is just as amazing as it sounds. [FilmDrunk]

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