Buenos Días, Florencia Tesouro, Y Otras Noticias

April 11th, 2013 // 36 Comments

- Once we get some technical issues hashed out (Does duct tape stop solar flares? Wait, of course it does.) I’ll be occasionally popping in at the burgeoning Never Daunted Radio Network to put a voice to my wiener jokes. All your dreams are coming true. [Never Daunted Radio]

- Macaulay Culkin might be stalking Mila Kunis. [Lainey Gossip]

- “I really want to see Octomom dressed like Lara Croft.” – No one, ever. [Dlisted]

- 44 pics of women tugging on their clothes. You’re welcome. [theCHIVE]

- Aaron Carter still loves Lindsay Lohan, so to answer your question, no, he doesn’t have a TV or Internet access. [tooFab]

- A hot chick humorously wielding a Uruk-Hai scimitar? God, I love the Internet. [BuzzFeed]

- Andrea Diaconu is your latest Victoria’s Secret model. [Popoholic]

- Kanye West is probably cheating on Kim Kardashian with this. [IDLYITW]

- Georgia May Jagger‘s in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Papa John got fucking hammered. [Celebslam]

- Goddamn, Christina Milian… [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Emma Watson‘s taking pole dancing lessons. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Arnold Schwarzenegger on Australian morning television is just as amazing as it sounds. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Joanne

    hahaha look at you busting out the Spanish! Muy bueno!

  2. Florencia Tesouro Bikini
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    She’s Floppy Tesouro (Argentinian Model)!!! NO Frida Sofia Guzman O.O Ooops!

  3. Florencia Tesouro Bikini
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    I’m assuming none of the guys looking at this picture find the tag on her bra to be tacky… you didn’t even notice it did you?

    • Randal

      Make room Becca, because we’re in the same boat!

      Women love their clothes, so shouldn’t she know how to wash them too? Which ones go in cold water, or those in warm? What dry cycle is required or is it hang dry instead?

      It’s such a turn off to see those “how to wash” tags when a woman’s trying so hard to be all that. I assure you, this Frida Sofia Guzman has a long way to go.


    • april

      ha! that’s the first thing i noticed & was about to comment on. other than that, her ass makes me want to work out again

  4. Florencia Tesouro Bikini
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    the panties too… que tacky

  5. I’m beginning to think that there are paparazzi roaming the beaches of Miami and just taking pictures of anyone who looks particularly good. And if they can’t find anyone good, there’s always Jennifer Nicole Lee to fall back on.

  6. Florencia Tesouro Bikini
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    Ay, muy bueno. Me gusta mucho.

    Come to my weiner, Senorita.

  7. Florencia Tesouro Bikini
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    I agree Becca it does look tacky and her swimsuit looks like lingerie…shes got a great body though

  8. Florencia Tesouro Bikini
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    pretty but reminds me of a better looking version of kourtney kardashian, so that kind of ruins it…

  9. Florencia Tesouro Bikini
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    That dude is sure enjoying the view

  10. Florencia Tesouro Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    This is what is fun about working from home..

    I can walk 10 feet, then masturbate on my couch to this.

  11. Florencia Tesouro Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    I would’ve loved, loved to have heard the small talk that guy had with his fat ass wife while they walked by her posing

  12. M R

    That is a hell of a lot of cellulite for an ass so young. I’ve seen golf balls with fewer dimples.

  13. Florencia Tesouro Bikini
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    sex toy

  14. Beer Baron

    Great body. Man Face.

  15. Florencia Tesouro Bikini
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    man i’d love to give that bum a good 7-8 second sniff, followed by a parting of her lovely, pert loaves and a quick tonguing of her wrinkled brown eye!

  16. Florencia Tesouro Bikini
    Butt Plugger
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    And of course there is your quintessential American beach body to the right

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    Ford McDinglepoop
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    That ass has to be made by god for the specific purpose of pleasuring of a man’s penis.

  18. Florencia Tesouro Bikini
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    That dude has got a rockin’ body

  19. Florencia Tesouro Bikini
    Mama Pinkus
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    I always wear a bra, thong and watch while frolicking in the surf.

  20. Florencia Tesouro Bikini
    Loca people
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    umm.. doggystyle it is

  21. Florencia Tesouro Bikini
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    During the depression following the war of many kings, a bikini-clad Arya Stark prances upon a beach of the narrow sea, in hopes of gold-digging a high lord.

  22. Florencia Tesouro Bikini
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    Great body. I’d pay good money to motorboat her ass, tongue her asshole and pound her in the ass.

  23. Florencia Tesouro Bikini
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    Wait… Who now?

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