So, What, Frankie Muniz Can Only Have ‘Mini-Strokes’ Because He’s A Midget? That’s Racist

The Superficial / December 4, 2012

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say this was herpes’ fault. Herpes made this happen. Call it a hunch. TMZ reports:

Sources close to Frankie tell TMZ, the 26-year-old was taken to an Arizona ER on Friday when friends noticed he was “acting really weird” — having trouble speaking and understanding words — and they got freaked out.
Doctors told Frankie he had suffered a “mini-stroke” though they didn’t know what caused it. We’re told Frankie’s still awaiting test results.

Considering I only say I’m a doctor to impress women and my parents, I know next to nothing about strokes. However, I am pretty sure this is going to be related to whatever mental illness causes a young man to put a gun to his head in front of his insanely hot girlfriend who’s only banging him for his money. The Lollipop Guild call it “the curse,” but then again they’ve always been a superstitious lot and after me Lucky Charms.

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