So, What, Frankie Muniz Can Only Have ‘Mini-Strokes’ Because He’s A Midget? That’s Racist

December 4th, 2012 // 17 Comments
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I’m gonna go out on a limb and say this was herpes’ fault. Herpes made this happen. Call it a hunch. TMZ reports:

Sources close to Frankie tell TMZ, the 26-year-old was taken to an Arizona ER on Friday when friends noticed he was “acting really weird” — having trouble speaking and understanding words — and they got freaked out.
Doctors told Frankie he had suffered a “mini-stroke” though they didn’t know what caused it. We’re told Frankie’s still awaiting test results.

Considering I only say I’m a doctor to impress women and my parents, I know next to nothing about strokes. However, I am pretty sure this is going to be related to whatever mental illness causes a young man to put a gun to his head in front of his insanely hot girlfriend who’s only banging him for his money. The Lollipop Guild call it “the curse,” but then again they’ve always been a superstitious lot and after me Lucky Charms.

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  1. Frank Burns

    Its a work-related injury – he was painting some fudge stripes on a cookie when he fell off a branch of that tree where he and the other Keebler elves work.

  2. USDA Prime McBeef, MD

    Transient ischemic attack influenced by drug and alcohol abuse.

  3. Montana

    THAT’s his fiance? That really works? (loads gun)

  4. hahaha that headline made me LOL

  5. Mary Feeney

    Frankie Fivehead needs bangs.

  6. Goose

    If you actually call people racists all the time, you don’t get to make the faux everything is racist joke.

  7. Ok so an OD is not “exhaustion” any more. It’s an “mini-stroke”. Got it.

  8. Frankie Muniz Elycia Turnbow Engaged
    Commented on this photo:

    Being a speech-language pathologist, I work with stroke victims on an ongoing basis. And, aside from the research to support it, most stroke victims I have worked with are individuals who have a history of alcohol and/or drug use and/or are smokers. Perhaps being Malcolm in the Middle didn’t open him up to the world of partying in LA (let’s face it, he probably wasn’t the guy they lifted the velvet rope for…he probably had to wait in line like everybody else), but being a drummer of a somewhat small-town band, did.

  9. Frankie Muniz Verne Troyer
    Beer Baron
    Commented on this photo:

    Great Father and Son photo!

  10. After a whole bunch of mini strokes I have trouble speaking for a few seconds too.

  11. Archie Leach

    Who’d have ever thought that Malcom’s dad would become the OG?


    Really? Isn’t that a normal reaction when hanging out with the Jersey Shore crew?

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