Fran Drescher in a bikini

December 18th, 2009 // 222 Comments

For anyone who’s seen The Nanny and/or heard Fran Drescher speak these pics are extremely unfortunate. It was bad enough her voice made you want to shove a wolverine into your ear canal, but now you can’t even look at her. It’s almost like God is trying to make the most unfuckable creature imaginable.

GOD: Hmm, the voice is nasally and repellent, but something’s missing…
JESUS: Jennifer Love Hewitt thighs?
GOD: Perfect! Thank you, son. Now what were you saying?
JESUS: I married that prostitute chick in the Bible.
GOD: The one with the awesome rates?
JESUS: What?
GOD: Nothing.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Cat

    WTF!! There is nothing wrong with her at all, I think she looks fine! What the hell is wrong with people today?? Not every one has to be a size negative 1. She’s not fat at all.

  2. She’s totally hot

    and my future 50-year-old body is jealous.

  3. ted

    this whole site is sexist ans stupid …this is just mean and no one cares

  4. Emily

    I’m sorry- but that was HYSTERICALLY FUNNY:
    “The one with the good rates?”

    Ohhhh- still laughing! keep it coming- we can all have a beer in hell together.

  5. It’s not funny. It’s not fun.

  6. qwerty

    I’ve met some 15-year-old boys who had more class than you pigs.
    No,she doesn’t look good,and no,I don’t think age is an excuse to gain weight,but it doesn’t give anyone the right to insult her.

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  9. superlicious

    she looks a lot better than some women half her age.

    GO FRAN GO

  10. Alli

    Fuck me, she doesn’t look THAT bad! Just a regular woman at the beach.

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  12. Christina

    Um, talking about how “fuckable” she is is kind of douchey, and I NEVER think the things you say are douchey. She was raped, so that was kind of low..

  13. pimp

    fuck it…i’d eat that ass and make her squeal like the pig she is…

  14. melvin

    i love her!!! what a cutie

  15. datroof

    Love people who rationalize it by saying, “You get old, you get fat, it’s normal.”

    Sorry, it’s not. It’s natural to accumulate lots of body fat if you A) stop exercising B) keep eating the same, or more/worse.

    From the looks of it, this woman hasn’t had a cardio workout in years. Yet she’s still likely eating the same crap. If she was late 60′s/70′s and looking like this, it would be understandable and “normal”. I would even say a woman that looks like this in her late 60′s/70′s is sexy. But she’s early 50′s, and could be in far far better shape.

    She’s obviously stopped caring how she looks, and has let herself go. Her choice, but it’s laughable listening to other (likely old and fat and lazy) people try to rationalize that being fat and out of shape is sexy.

  16. Ljute Fisk

    What’s not to like? I’m going to fap to these pics right now!

  17. Breighana

    To me, it’s not even the judgement of women that’s wrong. What’s truly pathetic are the people doing the judging. Maybe if you were 20 something upper class socialities you could be in the position to pass some judgement, but the sad reality is that you are grown men sitting on the computer, most likely out of lack of better things to do. This boils down to the fact that you’re not widely admired, or busy, or wealthy, or good looking. You are trying to find pictures of hot women to beat off to due to the fact that you could never even come close to obtaining something as good in real life. Most of you would be lucky to fuck Franny the Nanny, because even she, in her 52 year old glory, is too sexy for you. No one cares what you think in the first place.

    I hope all of your daughters grow up to be strippers that hate you. : )

    Tschüss!

  18. I would say – Go girl, flaunt your stuff. At 56, she should have no care in the world. I would say if you don’t like it, look away. I like the bikini any way
    http://bathingsuitsale.com

  19. Rachell

    I actually think she looks fine. She’s over 50, she has a beautiful face, and she’s also a cancer survivor. Sometimes being on steroids for long periods of time as well as chemo can cause irreversible swelling/edema. If you want to see something really gross, check out Michael Douglass at the beach.

  20. krittle

    I agree with Rachell, she has had cancer, for crying out loud. Give her a break. I hope that if I ever have to deal with cancer and come out victorious like she did, I can put on a skimpy two piece like that and say Hallelujah I am alive and screw cancer. So that being said, yes she is overweight, but she probably has the money to get all the lipo she wants and when she decides to get back on the screen she will either get a trainer or get lipo.

  21. Lara

    In January 1985, two armed robbers broke into Fran Drescher’s and (husband) Peter Jacobson’s Los Angeles apartment. While one ransacked their home, the other raped Fran and a girl friend at gunpoint. Jacobson was also physically attacked, tied up, and forced to witness the entire ordeal.

    ” It’s almost like God is trying to make the most unfuckable creature imaginable. ”

    Well Mr. Superficial writer, it wasn’t always so.

    We readers have known you to be decent from time to time. Do that now if you will and amend that commentary of yours.

    Lara

  22. Mama Pinkus

    I’m 52 and look much better than this – but it takes a lot of work

  23. Whitney

    She looks amazing, how can you possibly say things like that? How can you have such a warped and uninformed view of women?

  24. qwerty

    @ 121
    Nah,he’s only decent when someone dies.But then he’s not funny.Clearly handling both at the same time is too much.

  25. Meh

    Fuck you and all the other assholes who are being nasty about Fran.

  26. 35 Bill,

    So you hate your mom. So sorry. Was she a tramp?

  27. at least she is porportioned

  28. C.

    wow you are way too harsh. It’s called aging. This site has went downhill…I’m sticking with Dlisted.com

  29. in the sack

    i’d hit it.just for the bloody good old times.

  30. hndavid

    Goodbye formerly entertaining celebrity gossip blog. I’m not leaving you because of this post alone. It’s because you’ve been really boring the last couple months… and then you had to go and pick on The Nanny.

    That is,

    you slippin.

  31. Lame

    So she let herself go a bit, so what? Celebrity women can’t have a bit of off-time? Why is it people rarely criticize fat male celebrities as much, its like they’re allowed to be fat.

  32. Lame

    So she let herself go a bit, so what? Celebrity women can’t have a bit of off-time? Why is it people rarely criticize fat male celebrities as much, its like they’re allowed to be fat.

  33. hjntfyewerg

    I found a great dating site_______M i l l i o n a i r e S o c i a l. C O M ________. The best dating club for seeking the rich singles, sexy beauties. what’s the most important is that you don’t have to be a millionaire, but you can meet one. Charlie Sheen found his true love on that site in 2007.

  34. Rex

    She looks like a normal woman, good for her for not trying to look the way she did 20 years ago. I’d hit her before Tara reid.

  35. Megan

    I’m glad to see so many people defending her. This post was really distasteful, Fish. Stick to criticizing people who make public asses of themselves, not middle aged women with normal bodies minding their own business.

  36. Why Fran? Just put on a t-shirt and shorts. Is that so much trouble?

    Looks like she’s in midday sun. Nothing good going to come of that.

    She was really holding together ten years ago:
    http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/specials/emmys06/worstdressed/fran_drescher.jpg

    @ 25 – Alex, I’m surprised the censor let you type “Islam”. You’re not allowed to ask questions like that. They’ll gang rape your hamster to punish you. It’s only just and right.

  37. @ 29 – Not Hysterical like #25. – “There you go. Happy? By the way, No one is going to be burned or decapitated, or blame the U.S., for me saying this, you silly drama queen.”

    Apparently you’re mistaken.

    This board is still censoring a list of words. I just tried the easy “a” and “m” words a minute ago and it BLOCKED THE POST. You probably used a spelling the censor-bot doesn’t recognize.

    They’re probably boiling teenage girls in acid for it right now. After raping them of course, because it’s all about peace and righteousness, you know.

  38. Nameless

    How can anyone tell that’s Fran Drescher? Could be any chick at the beach.

  39. AndrewMacCloud

    you can’t even see her face,no identification possible what so ever , what a load of crap

  40. dngjfygtkjd

    I found a great dating site________ M i l l i o n a i r e S o c i a l. C O M ________. The best dating club for seeking the rich singles, sexy beauties. what’s the most important is that you don’t have to be a millionaire, but you can meet one. Charlie Sheen found his true love on that site in 2007.

  41. Shari

    you’re mean…

  42. cc

    There’s enough cottage cheese there for a year’s worth of lasagna.

  43. Oh dear God – what the hell is wrong with ye? There are very few valid gaurantees in this world but the following is one: At least half of the above insults were made by unattractive people – and i dont mean that you dont have much going for ye on the personality scale I mean ye are butt ugly!
    If this womans body (one of the most realistic representations of a womans body Ive seen in a long time) is so offensive you need to develop a stronger grasp on reality and a deeper respect for women. For those decent bloggers out there – happy xmas :)

  44. Hi
    I just want to say I love Fran and the Nanny . I tape it every night an watch it while I am getting ready for work.. I had a great idea Fran should bring back the NANNY!! being married to Max and with the twins, and CC and Niles, and the other kids, living in CA . I think that would just be great .. And I’m sure all the other Nanny would love it!! I know I would.. thank you

  45. Mooaaan

    she looks amazing 4 an old duck!

  46. These are not good pictures of her, I’ll just think about how she looked when she went on Chelsea Lately…foxy!

  47. Oh..No..
    it’s a little bit fat!!

  48. nooo.name

    She is 52 years old and survived cancer. She looks like a normal and beautiful woman.

    You have to be kidding me that you can’t find anyone better to make fun of. Jessica Simpson? Tiger Woods? anyone, she’s too normal for this.

  49. LAST!

    My eyes! My precious eyes! They BUURRNNNN!!

  50. LAST!

    My eyes! My precious eyes! They BUURRNNNN!!

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