Here’s the first official trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey which is interesting only in the sense that Hollywood has officially lowered itself to making a movie that’s based on a book that was originally Twilight fan-fiction until the character’s names were changed and Mormon abstinence was replaced with high-business pubes-pulling per Joseph Smith‘s original teachings. Not many people know that. Anyway, Jax Teller, who quit the film, made it a point last week to tell people not to call Fifty Shades “mommy porn” because it’s actually “brilliant” writing about a millionaire who sexually awakens his shy, homely secretary and then fists her stupid. It’s practically Gone With The Wind if Gone With The Wind tied up Scarlet O’Hara and jizzed on her in an airplane.
‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Has A Trailer
July 24th, 2014 // 42 Comments