Fergie Unveils Her Wax Statue, You May Begin Asking If It Has A Penis Now

September 23rd, 2011 // 56 Comments

Madame Tussauds in Vegas unveiled it’s latest addition yesterday: A wax statue of Fergie which I like to believe was quality tested by bringing Josh Duhamel in the room and seeing if he reflexively covered his anus and screamed, “I’ll be good!” Otherwise, all those candles died in vain. *pours a Mickey’s on the ground* I weep for you, Clean Cotton…

Photos: Fame, WENN


  1. Dude of Dudes

    To keep it real the wax statue can also give you herpes.

  2. Andy

    I would rather fuck the statue

  3. Cock Dr

    Well how accurate & detailed is it?
    Does it have a penis?

  4. Lydia

    Does anyone else think it looks like a really cheaply done Real Sex Doll??

  5. Jiminy Cryptic

    Where’s the piss stains?

  6. I think the female celebrity with a penis joke should be buried right up there with anything Milton Berle might have uttered 50 fucking years ago. It’s just not funny anymore.

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    Shouldn’t the pants be wet?

  8. Uncle Phil

    Well, they both look soulless and plastic, but the wax one doesn’t seem to have the requisite patina of sweaty/greasy dirt the original does. Better luck next time.

  9. Rocky

    One of them shudders at climax

  10. Sandra

    the statue is marvellous and not seem the least bit!

  11. I hear will.i.am is already planning to replace Fergie with it on tour.

  12. Richard McBeef

    the wax version is more feminine and less fugalicious, but both of them make my london bridge go down.

  13. Frank Burns

    Ha ha I thought it was Kirstie Alley again

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    Her Nails look horrid!

  15. zomgbie

    looks like faith hill.

  16. maneater

    Needs more Cro-Magnon around the brows.

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    This looks like the love child of Khloe Kardashian and Jessica Simpson.

  18. roseY

    which one is the wax one?

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    This first pic… doesn’t look very much like her.

  20. AnnaDraconida

    It looks more like a tranny trying to look like Rosamund Pike

  21. LJ

    What are Christina Hendricks’ tits doing on a Fergie doll?

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    It’s like that last scene in The Shining

  23. butt juice

    I might be severely deranged, but I think Fergie is kinda hot. I think…I think I would.

  24. JN

    Why would anyone who isn’t gay think or hope that Fergie has a penis?

  25. CranAppleSnapple

    They just mislabeled it. This is actually Khloe Sasquatch, right?

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    Does not look like her…and why did they give her Christina Hendrick’s boobs? Ugh. Nice how they didn’t include the acne scars and heroin-tainted skin problems.

    The real her is actually looking better than ever…must be fresh work. Definitely new veneers.

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    Her lips look so tiiight. Has she had plastic surgery again? She looks like a desperate middle aged woman. And BEPeas are terrible.

  28. Tootles

    Can’t stand this ugly cunt, can’t believe how Josh Dumael married this fugly bitch. Her face looks more waxy than that statue

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    did she have a nose job?

  30. Whats with the left side of it’s face being all gimped out and caved in? Nice head Fergie.

  31. TomFrank

    Fake tits never looked faker.

  32. forrest gump

    there is only one option possible: GIVE HER A CALL, folks!!

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    Wax meets wax.

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    She’s smiling because they got the pee storage containers right.

  35. Anon

    Looks like Kirstie Alley.

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    “Wow! Kirstie looks even more amazing in person!”

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    i want to fuck the statue. Just don’t know if the craftsman has crafted a vagina and anus for my penis.

  38. …or as Josh Duhamel likes to call it, fake beard.

  39. ...just nick...

    She totally looks kristie Alley

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    She needs to quit whittling down her nose. She’s gonna start looking like Michael Jackson before ya’ know it.

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    I’d take the real one… as long as she looks the other way.

  42. kara

    wise choice…leaving out the buttchin & narrowing down the face fat. ugh.

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