Farrah Abraham Will Make Almost A Million Dollars For ‘Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom’

“This is how mommy secured your college fund. Kidding! I’m totally spending it on cars and butt implants.”

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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham is officially a successful scam artist and pornographer after securing a deal with Vivid for close to a million dollars fuck this world I really don’t know why any of us even bother anymore. TMZ:

Even though Farrah said she was considering other offers … sources close to the situation tell TMZ, Farrah finally inked a deal with Vivid … for close to a million dollars.

I don’t know if it’s worse knowing you’ll probably have to spend the early years of your retirement raising your shithole daughter’s kid, or knowing that your buddies are definitely already waiting to watch her get nailed — in the backdoor no less — on the internet, but either way I’ll be outside slamming my nuts in car door because so help me god if I ever father a daughter.

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