Farrah Abraham Will Make Almost A Million Dollars For ‘Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom’

April 29th, 2013 // 52 Comments
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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham is officially a successful scam artist and pornographer after securing a deal with Vivid for close to a million dollars fuck this world I really don’t know why any of us even bother anymore. TMZ:

Even though Farrah said she was considering other offers … sources close to the situation tell TMZ, Farrah finally inked a deal with Vivid … for close to a million dollars.

I don’t know if it’s worse knowing you’ll probably have to spend the early years of your retirement raising your shithole daughter’s kid, or knowing that your buddies are definitely already waiting to watch her get nailed — in the backdoor no less — on the internet, but either way I’ll be outside slamming my nuts in car door because so help me god if I ever father a daughter.

Photo: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Deacon Jones

    Wow….gotta respect a girl who does anal in her first movie, then criticizes the size of the male porn star’s penis.

    It’s almost….almost as if she’s a total whore or something

  2. This chick has seen more cocks than Colonel Sanders.

  3. I don’t believe for a minute this whore got that kind of money. This is just to keep the story about this stupid sextape in the news so when it finally comes out, maybe someone will buy it. If she got $50K I would be impressed.

    • Rico Jones

      I came here to post this very comment and I saw yours. Thank Christ I’m not the only one that doesn’t believe she got that much. She is barely a D list celebrity and I agree that she probably only got around 50k for this.

    • Jake

      She probably has a high dollar contract, based on revenues. In other word, if her sex tape makes lot of money, she can earn her full contract value. If it makes a little money, and everyone interest just bit torrents the pirated version, she keeps her up front money – which is probably closer to the 50k you mentioned.

    • EricLr

      Well, Jenelle is about to come off her MTV contract too. As soon as she gets out of jail on her latest charges, you can bet she’s doing her own porn for $50 and a bag of heroin.

      Hell, maybe Vivid can team her up with Farrah for “Teen Mom Reunion, with Dr. Screw”.

  4. something tells me that Vivid said “Look, we’ll pay you $50k, but you can tell people we paid you whatever you want”. That gives them the cred of a million dollar movies, but at skank-ho prices.

    And just to backtrack a bit, this is the girl who said James Deen has a small dick. She did anal with a porn star…and says he has a small dick. I’m looking forward to seeing her Goatse-esque gaping anus.

  5. Farrah Abraham Bikini Daughter Sophia
    comfnumb
    Commented on this photo:

    I highly doubt vivid payed her a million,she was likely payed in the low double figures,vivid is saying they payed her a mil to hype the video sales,with nobody paying to watch porn anymore her video won’t even come close to selling a million dollars worth.
    if you believe she was payed that kind of money then I’d love to sell you a few things

    • Acer

      I’m assuming that what you have for sale doesn’t include a dictionary with the word “paid” in it.

  6. Bonky

    “Mommy, what’s ass to mouth ?”

  7. kimmykimkim

    Finally. She’s useful.

  8. Animal

    She had me at “backdoor.”

  9. More likely she got the expenses of shooting the porn and a small fee as her up front money from Vivid (which she had to split with whoever bankrolled the thing), then the promise of a million based on sales of a million copies. But, who the hell would buy Farrah porn?

  10. Casey Calvert is hotter, and filthier.

  11. merg

    I can’t wait to pirate this and fap to it.

  12. yourmom

    “Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom”
    Something tells me this isn’t the ‘wedding video’ type film a young girl does because she’s ‘proud of her tight body’ and wants something she can look back on when she’s old….

  13. Meanwhile, she continues her lies by insisting that the byline of the sextape be “The private tape that went public” or something like that. Not only is she a whore, but a lying whore at that.

    I hope this tape lands with a dud…

  14. Farrah Abraham Bikini Daughter Sophia
    MIRV
    Commented on this photo:

    Sorry Boston & West, TX – that poor kid needs our support more.

  15. anonymous

    All I can say is awesome. Someone else’s money well spent so the rest of us can see this whore get something shoved up her ass for free on the internet.

  16. mel

    this camel faced-pig seems to me to be one of the last women you’d want to plug in the fart hole.

    1. guaranteed, it’s fucking furry – look at her eyebrows.

    2, with ass fur, comes shit stink. how that dude was able to maintain an erection with the stench of hot, wet poop permeating the room is beyond me.

  17. JungleRed

    Since this site survives on barely covered tits and ass, I’m not sure why the chest beating and hair rending over what appears a logical extension.

    But if you’re really that broken up about it, Fish, I’ll gladly hold the sword for you.

  18. kaycee

    poor kid :(

  19. Farrah Abraham Bikini Daughter Sophia
    John Travolta
    Commented on this photo:

    What none of you realize is that her and that deen guy were simply using the media to play up hype for the video. They were probably always going to pay her a nice sum for the rights. Wake up already. None of this was real drama.

  20. Nibbles

    Who wants to bet that when she bends over like that on a windy day, the sound that resonates from her sounds like someone blowing into the lid of a cartoony moonshine ceramic jug

  21. Captain Jerk

    I’d love to ‘punt kick’ both this ugly kid and her mother.

  22. right

    I’m pretty sure that vivid was the company that financed this tape originally. Then she comes out and complains about her co-star. They were all in on it. I don’t think shes that hot, so i don’t have interest in watching it, even if it’s free.

    • Burt

      Of course they paid for it. As if she could afford to produce it. She was supposedly shopping it around, and yet we’ve only heard about Vivid from the beginning. On top of that, James Deen has said that she had already gotten paid and had signed the release.

  23. “Damn that’s an uuuuuugly baybay,
    That’s really one ugly-ass baybayyy”
    -Stephen Lynch

  24. Farrah Abraham Bikini Daughter Sophia
    Commented on this photo:

    looks creepy-like-kim-kardashian in this picture. entire face is bondo, most likely.

  25. I really don’t give a fuck. Is the song and dance over? This was all a setup from the start. Just tell me when it comes out, so I can download it and fap to it.

  26. Farrah Abrams
    Superstar
    The film shows you are what they say you are

  27. Farrah Abraham Bikini Daughter Sophia
    RichPort
    Commented on this photo:

    By this time next year the IRS will be on her ass like Deen’s baby goop, for not paying her taxes… yea, she’s a dumb as a bag of hair.

  28. Farrah Abraham Bikini Daughter Sophia
    richie
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s a hottie

  29. Wow, a trip to the beach with her kid, and she’s got false eyelashes, makeup, lipstick – why is it that all I feel obligated to bring with me to the beach is cigarettes & a lighter? Who the fark puts on a full array of f’ing makeup to go to the beach? oh yeah, Whores do that.

  30. Wendel

    Id do her in a minute, and I’d let her pee on me!!
    She must have a tight little pussy! I’d eat it like a starving dog :-)

  31. sex tape lover

    a million bucks for a sex tape? rofl thats a great deal!

  32. Farrah Abraham Bikini Daughter Sophia
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously, the kid can`t get a matching swimsuit?

  33. Farrah Abraham Bikini Daughter Sophia
    chelleybeans
    Commented on this photo:

    I always get my hair & makeup done before taking my daughter to the beach.

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