Farrah Abraham’s In Rehab

July 1st, 2013 // 35 Comments
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When I first heard that Farrah Abraham checked into rehab, my immediate reaction was, of course, because that’s what “celebrities” do once the sex tape well runs dry (from James Deen having anal sex with it). Turns out there’s an even simpler explanation: She’s a bitch. Radar reports:

Following her arrest, Farrah was placed on six months probation and already ordered to complete an alcohol education course.
Although she recently passed the course, the director of the Texas-based program noted Farrah “had difficulty making eye contact, was standoffish and was sarcastic when answering the questions asked of her,” according to a document provided to Radar.
She recommended Farrah complete 60 hours of intensive outpatient treatment, followed by 12 months of after care.

So Farrah was an absolute cunt to someone who called her on her bullshit? What an unprecedented turn of events. Even more unprecedented, she’s already lying about the whole situation:

Describing it as a preemptive step to ensure that she continues on the right path, the 22-year-old told Radar: “At this time in my life, I need to stay focused on the positive to get through all of the negative that a DUI has caused in my life.”
“I’m 22 and I want to make better choices and ensure I can recognize when I am putting myself in a bad situation next time,” she added.

You see? The whole thing was her idea. Nothing to worry about. In fact, in a just released statement, Farrah says she “can’t wait to get back to acting and spending quality time with her mother, Dina, and sister, Ali. Their love and support mean the world to her.”

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. henry hill

    My first thought was, “Wow, they have rehab for being an overly-entitled, snotty, spoiled little bitch?”

  2. Where's Dildo

    Cock Rehab. No wait… Sphincter rehab (we all saw how it looked after). Rehab of her Skeen’s Gland… she obviously sprung a leak. Uh Uuuuh UUUUUUUUhh… Ahh. I just had a better orgasm than she did.

  3. “I’m 22 and I want to make better choices and ensure I can recognize when I am putting myself in a bad situation next time”

    Are we still talking about drunk driving?

  4. “can’t wait to get back to acting”? Ooooh, that’s what she calls it. OK

  5. Farrah and Jon plus 1. Oh where is the kid in this story?
    “time with her mother, Dina, and sister, Ali.” Right fuck your 4 yr old, so Cunty.

  6. joe

    There’s rehab for suppository addiction?

  7. James Deen now has her asshole hanging from his “rectums I destroyed” necklace.

  8. Smapdi

    Sorry, Farah, but you can’t rehab ‘dumbass’ out of someone.

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    teddy
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    James Dean wrecked that shit pipe.

  10. Kim

    Glad to see Farrah getting another public ass-reaming

  11. Her tits look like upside down bowls covered in tight saran wrap.

  12. dipshit

    ugly, stipid, fame whore that, only via the stupidity that is ‘Merica, gets famous from a tv show celebrating a tragic circumstance of teenage pregnancy. Used to be a shameful thing. Same with getting fucked in the ass on camera. now its what the youth aspire to. Yeah for progress. Yeah for MTV. We all deserve to die for our participation in this frankenstein tragedy.

    • Hey, hey… let’s not start shaming the good ladies who get fucked in the ass on camera. If not for them, what would I do on my weekends?

    • jojo

      my feelings exactly. this decay started in the 90s and continues today. Kim Kardashian wouldn’t have existed in the 80s much less be some kind of mock royalty.

  13. Do whatever you need to to get back into the porn game as soon as possible.

  14. cc

    Normally, I abhor the thought of a child being kidnapped. In this case, however, I think it should be encouraged. A pack of wild dogs would be a promising alternative.

  15. right

    A pretty hot body with her bigger fake tits. That face is a train wreck though. She obviously does anal, thats a plus.

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    Senor Trout
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    I bet her porn is a real hit with the ‘sex with llamas’ set.

  17. there’s at least two people in these comments who didn’t catch the Lindsay Lohan joke.

  18. Mos

    She has nice hair.

  19. I didn’t know one could be rehabilitated from being a stupid — and I mean really stupid — cunt. I have an ex-wife that could use some of that stuff.

  20. mark

    jeeze louise she’s an ugly one!! her bod’s nice but I just don’t think my wiener would rise to the occasion due to that fuckin’ camel face on her. the “camel” or “llama” look is all thanks to her eyes and upper nose – WAY too much space between there. and did she tell the plastic surgeon to “masculine-up her chin?!” she’ looks like that mcdonalds “moon guy- mak tonight” from years ago!! haven’t seen her porno. not interested thanks to that deformed disaster of a face.

  21. Paully Boston Baby!

    I love you Farrah! Let’s get together some time, k? You should make a sex tape with me, you’ll ltotes enjoy it babe. Luv ya…smooches!

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    Phoenix
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    Pouch full of pussy

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    EDWARD ELIZABETH HITLER
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    You know, there are a lot of fine, pretty porno actresses who specialize in taking it in the ass and who don’t have near the infamy that this one-time-only skank gets. And those girls work hard (har har get the pun) and do lots of movies just to make ends meet. Meanwhile this motile blow-up doll gets all the fame.

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    El Cacas
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    Not because you have the ass, you become Miley Cyrus

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    The Satan
    Commented on this photo:

    You all sound like a bunch of virgins, you all know damn well if she came to your house and wanted to fuck you would so shut the fuck up

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    I Am,Satan
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    You two are fat fucks

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