Farrah Abraham Got Rejected By Playboy. Twice.

July 15th, 2013 // 30 Comments
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Because no one’s ever filmed themselves having sex before, you guys, Farrah Abraham is super famous now so Playboy should totally be trying to pay her to pose for them. Or shooting her down both times she’s asked. They could do that. TMZ reports:

Sources tell us, the star of “Backdoor Teen Mom” reached out to the men’s magazine following her sex tape release about appearing fully nude in an upcoming issue … one of her lifelong dreams.
But the mag said no way, ho-se.
That didn’t stop Farrah from trying one more time though — we’re told she reached out again last month … and the magazine shot back with a SECOND NO, saying they just didn’t have enough room for her.

Full disclosure: After the events of the weekend, I’ve been sitting here waiting for the right feel-good story to make everything all better. And don’t get me wrong, those hero kids in Lancaster who saved that little girl from a pedophile were awesome and a shining beacon of hope that flies directly in the face of the Zimmerman verdict. It’s just that it lacked a certain.. fake titty sais quos. Is that wrong to say? Because I feel like those kids would respect my honesty. Or join forces with Chris Hansen and destroy me for shit like this. Either one.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I have to admit, I’m kind of confused.

    Playboy had no problem running a non-nude spread of Kim Kardashian. In my book: getting bufu’ed by a porn star people have heard of > getting peed on by some “rapper” nobody’s heard of.

    • JC

      I think the problem Farrah has is that Playboy would have happily gone with the “First nude pics of a Teen Mom!” marketing push…except for the fact that everybody’s already watched her do ass to mouth.

      And she’s got a face like a camel.

      • Yeah, but everyone had also seen that nobody pee on Kim Kardashian, and she didn’t even get naked.

        Who the fuck cares about not-naked Kim Kardashian in any context, let alone in a magazine with a bunch of nude women?

  2. Farrah is not a star, not unless you put the word “porn” in front of it.

  3. They OK’d Lohan and denied this twat? THAT has got to hurt!

  4. anonymous

    Wow….4 for 4 in a row regarding bat shit crazy chicks today.

  5. You are supposed to do Playboy before the porn, dumbass.

  6. Sheppy

    Don’t playboy tend to avoid the silicone ‘enhanced’?
    (I say ‘enhanced’ in this case, because I’m not sure looking like a tranny is an enhancement)

  7. Sometimes I wish I was a teen mom. They apparently never have to watch their damn kids.

  8. joe

    Joke’s on her. Playboy doesn’t do colonoscopies.

  9. Drew from Initech

    Playboy doesn’t use trannys.

  10. What do we suppose guided Hefner here—his sense of sight or his sense of smell?

  11. Playboy may not have room for her but Farrah’s ass has room for Playboy, Hustler, etc.

  12. Apparently Playboy does not like roast beef sandwiches and sudden stool movements.

  13. SssHhhh

    Playboy doesn’t want her skanky ass..maybe she could pose for a line of equestrian smutt mags?!!!!…NEIGH!!..

  14. Where's Dildo

    On a scale of 0 – The cost of Victoria Silvstedt, I’d google image search her.

  15. EricLR

    I would say she has it backwards (usually you pose in Playboy, THEN drop down to porn later). But then again, being the “Backdoor Teen Mom,” she’s probably the type who starts with the back.

  16. Nonnie Moose

    My money says she’ll be doing a spread in Hustler before the year is out where you’ll be able to look up her hoochie all the way to her tonsils.

  17. Couldn’t she just lie and tell people she’s in the next month’s Playboy? It’s not like anybody reads it anymore and would find out.

  18. Even I know Playboy won’t touch anyone who has done porn. They sent a Dear John to Teri Weigel after she became a porn star.

  19. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Nobody likes “Sloppy seconds”, society needs to be protected from pics of her after she’s been on the receiving end of a “minivan”.

  20. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    You do Playboy THEN you do the hardcore porn. I’m not surprised Farrah had things ass backwards.

  21. Hey, Farrah, if Penthouse or Hustler won’t have you, I know a bare men’s room wall plus I have a roll of tape.

  22. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    pinkflamingogal
    Commented on this photo:

    she needs to get over herself and stop worry the drama and focus on her littler girl. im sure hustler magazine might accept her..

  23. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Adam Sandler
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s awesome is that James Deen’s cock got rejected from her asshole into her pussy and mouth a BUNCH of times. Delicious!

  24. richie

    Who cares? She’s got a great ‘ill rockin’ bod and is making $$$ from her vid and personal appearances.

  25. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    she is just a lost and lonely chic who obviously didn’t have a great childhood like the rest of us. She has feelings and my mom taught me if i don’t have anything nice to say then don’t say anything at all. Sone people say nasty things about others for a few different reasons. one of them being they re insecure with themselves, or with their own life. Farah- Things will get better!! Just be yourself and don’t worry about what anyone else thinks. You have to LOVE yourself before you can ever LOVE ANYONE else. Your daughter needs you to love yourself. You will be happy when you look in the mirror after learning how to be you.

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