Farrah Abraham Got Rejected By Playboy. Twice.

Because no one’s ever filmed themselves having sex before, you guys, Farrah Abraham is super famous now so Playboy should totally be trying to pay her to pose for them. Or shooting her down both times she’s asked. They could do that. TMZ reports:

Sources tell us, the star of “Backdoor Teen Mom” reached out to the men’s magazine following her sex tape release about appearing fully nude in an upcoming issue … one of her lifelong dreams.
But the mag said no way, ho-se.
That didn’t stop Farrah from trying one more time though — we’re told she reached out again last month … and the magazine shot back with a SECOND NO, saying they just didn’t have enough room for her.

Full disclosure: After the events of the weekend, I’ve been sitting here waiting for the right feel-good story to make everything all better. And don’t get me wrong, those hero kids in Lancaster who saved that little girl from a pedophile were awesome and a shining beacon of hope that flies directly in the face of the Zimmerman verdict. It’s just that it lacked a certain.. fake titty sais quos. Is that wrong to say? Because I feel like those kids would respect my honesty. Or join forces with Chris Hansen and destroy me for shit like this. Either one.

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