Farrah Abraham Wants To Be A Plastic Surgeon, Porn Star Farrah Abraham

Farrah Abraham already sells rubber molds of her vagina, so why not make unsuspecting wealthy people’s faces look like one? I’m guessing is the logic here. TMZ reports:

Farrah Abraham doesn’t have the proper resum√© to be a plastic surgeon but she’s actually getting off the pole in an attempt to make it happen … in the form of an apprenticeship.
The former “Teen Mom” star — who told us last week about this new career goal — will be sitting in on various cosmetic procedures with her new mentor, Dr. Sergio Alvarez.
Dr. Alvarez tells TMZ Farrah will shadow him this summer at his Miami medical office. She will have a front row seat to a butt lift, nose job, and the all-encompassing “Mommy Makeover” — tummy tuck, boob job and lipo.

In Farrah’s defense, plastic surgery always look goddamn terrifyingwithout fail – so really, how much harm can she do? Besides Joan Rivers-ing people, but these people are already dead in the inside, so why not finish the work God’s too lazy to do? It’s what a good Christian author would do.

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