Farrah Abraham Is Ready For Daughter Sophia’s Porn Career, Goddammit

Assuming you saw the headline, let me make it clear that what you’re about to read is not a surprising moment of self-awareness about how much she’s unquestionably fucking up her daughter. Instead it’s another example of Farrah Abraham throwing absolute shade at her own mother for not giving her a big enough allowance when she was teenager or some shit. (Abortion, folks. Always err towards the abortion.) PEOPLE reports:

“God bless her!” Abraham, 25, exclaimed when asked what would happen if Sophia, 7, ever decided to make her own sex tape. “Because you know what, when you’re 18, and if you feel that you’re vulnerable enough or your mother wasn’t there or you don’t have enough money in your bank account and you decide to do that, then that’s your own choice.”
That being said, the reality star maintained Sophia has a different future to look forward to.
“I don’t think I’m setting my daughter up for that,” she said. “I’ve set my daughter up for something else better than that. God bless me, she has her college paid for her, she has her own stuff. She’ll do good.”

That’s right, folks. Farrah Abraham’s doing right by her daughter – mom – and isn’t afraid to take the fight to anyone who says otherwise:

“You know, when your kids are 5 or 6 they already start playing with makeup,” Abraham, 25, said on the Allegedly podcast, released Tuesday. “And I was the only mother in freakin’ elementary school getting called in to deal with makeup on her daughter.”
“So I said to them – and I proved my point because then the principal switched schools – I go, ‘Well then you should take off your makeup. If you don’t want little girls coming to school with makeup then don’t wear makeup.’ And then ever since I’ve seen that principal she hasn’t had makeup on her face.”

So let’s take two seconds, which is already way too long, and pull this shit apart: Did the principal leave the school after being felled in battle by Farrah Abraham: Mother of The Year, or did she stop wearing makeup after being shown the errors of her ways by Farrah Abraham: Sage Feminist Prophet? And don’t even bother trying to guess because it was neither. None of that happened. Not even once.

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