Farrah Abraham’s Reality Show Is Already Canceled

Seen here at the 2013 EOTM Awards which apparently has a category now for “Most Innovative Use of A Gaping Butthole,” Farrah Abraham’s reality show, which was the entire point of using said butthole, is already canceled before it even started shooting. Turns out the amount of fucks given to Farrah outside of a porn shoot is zero. Radar reports:

The 22-year-old single mother trumpeted in May a deal with New York-based production company Spinboi Films, who signed the reality-star-turned-porn-star to a development deal to create a docu-soap titled Finding Farrah.
However, as RadarOnline.com has learned, “each network it was pitched to passed,” a source revealed. “The consensus was they didn’t feel Farrah could carry her own show. Needless to say, you will not be seeing the project Finding Farrah anytime soon.”

Fortunately, Farrah hasn’t completely screwed – *spins bowtie* – her chances of doing more porn by lying about using birth control and faking a pregnancy except she immediately did all that. But that’s okay because she has a tremendous singing voice and can always fall back on her career in music. In fact, here’s her video for “On My Own” which almost everyone that survived hemorrhaging from the ears afterward said wasn’t complete shit. Then again, there was that memory loss business and something about post-traumatic stress. James Holmes, I want to say the one guy’s name was…

Haha! I just committed a war crime.

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