Farrah Abraham Tried To Sell Autographed Photos of Herself For $50 At A Porn Convention

June 3rd, 2013 // 85 Comments

Hey, remember that chick who did that thing where stuff went up her butt? Well, here she is at Exxxotica 2013 over the weekend where she literally thought people would pay $50 for autographed photos of her. Here’s how well that turned out. Although, according to DrunkenStepfather, two young female fans of Teen Mom actually came to the convention – and were probably in for a surprise, as well as an exciting new career – only to have Farrah tell them to get the hell away from her. She’s a serious actress who’s so totally over being on TV just because something came out of her vagina. Now it’s for stuff going in AND out of her vagina. She’s evolved.

Photos: INFdaily, WENNSplash News

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    Captain Dick
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    Hey, at least Ron’s doing well.

  2. LOL! She’s really not a people person is she? Just one misstep after the other.

    1) Lie to the public about your sex tape

    2) Release said sex tape, which was made with the most famous male pornstar in the world, claiming it to be like a wedding video, it turns out to be XXX porn shot on a handheld camcorder.

    3) Claim said male pornstar may have gotten you pregnant when it was a part of your contract to be on birth control

    4) Go to a porn convention, charge way too much for an autographed headshot and piss off the only 2 people that were there to see you in the first place.

    You’re firing on all cylinders there, Farrah. You’re the worst kind of whore. A publicity/fame whore.

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    Josephus
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    Good to see her practicing. Not enough of these porn starlets work the balls anymore.

  4. Cock Dr

    More shots of what Farrah’s glamorous new life as a porn starlet is like.
    Not shown: getting up at 4:00AM to she can be on time at the set for the pre-shoot enema. Santorum is a turnoff to most of the porn audience. Gotta keep up that illusion of the anus being a sparkling clean place to holster that erection.

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    Josephus
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    They’ve already got the Farrah Abraham Blow-Up Doll available for purchase? Just in time for Father’s Day!

  6. Farrah Abraham Ron Jeremy Exxxotica Expo
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    As Ron was telling her, “Get ready for the BIG TIMES .. the Hedgehog is here”!

    • FYI

      Jeremy has a Masters degree in Education from Queens College (NY), and before leaping into porno appeared in several off-broadway productions.

  7. “Now it’s for stuff going in AND out of her vagina”

    And butt. And mouth. and back in her vagina again. then back to her butt. then back to the vagina. then into the butt again. then into mouth. then all over her face.

  8. It’s nice to be old enough to remember when MTV wasn’t the equivalent of an airborne cancer on society as a whole.

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    shonzie
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    …and that’s when the anal attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two cocks you didn’t even know were there.

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    Kel
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    One porno and she’s already got her portrait printed on a wall.

  11. Farrah Abraham Exxxotica Expo
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    that cupcake was unfrosted until it went in her butt. I bet the candle came from there too.

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    Monsignor Nelson
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    “Can I fit this in my butt? Duh. Light the candle and I’ll show you.”

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    Monsignor Nelson
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    “This is the script for my next video”

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    caley
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    Looks like walking is causing her great pain…wonder what caused that.

  15. She set the bar high in her first movie. Can we expect a double team in the 2nd?

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    caley
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    “Cash only. Trust me, if you were to swipe your VISA card, you wouldn’t want it back.”

  17. Farrah Abraham Exxxotica Expo
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    She seems awfully concerned about germs for someone who does ass to mouth on the first date.

  18. Farrah Abraham Exxxotica Expo
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    Farrah: “$20 for anal, $50 for vag”
    Dude: “you start with anal?”
    Farrah: “always”

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    Deacon Jones
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    Nasty

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    Deacon Jones
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    Ron Jeremy looks like he’s hours away from dropping dead.

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    ThisWillHurt
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    “Hey, baby. You ready to go pro with your new career?”
    “Ew! No! You’re gross, old man!
    (under her breath) I’ll have my agent look over the contract.
    Get away from me, you sick pervert!”

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    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Happy birthday, implants!”

  23. TheJoaker

    “You know that wasn’t the guy from ‘Rebel Without A Cause”, right?”
    “HA! You are hilarious! I loved you in the Mario bros movie!”

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    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh my god, you guys! This ride is sick!”
    “Yeah, and it comes with a built-in breathalyzer so you can’t start it if you’ve been drinking.”
    “This thing sucks!”

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    ThisWillHurt
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    “I’ll give you twenty dollars to leave.”

  26. Farrah Abraham Exxxotica Expo
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Look! I finally found someone uglier than me to pose with!”

  27. Farrah Abraham Exxxotica Expo
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    “Hey…this isn’t chocolate…”

  28. Farrah Abraham Exxxotica Expo
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    Where’s the whipped cream, Porn Katy Perry?

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    I swear I’ve never been to one of these porn expos, but as I understand it (from a David Cross stand-up routine, I think? that sounds about right), fans usually want autographed close-ups of porn stars’ hooters, cooters, and chocolate starfishes. She did it wrong if she was signing pictures of her face.

    Also—is that her CD? Jeezus. I’d've steered clear of her booth, too, if I thought I’d have to hear even a note of her caterwauling.

  30. Farrah Abraham Exxxotica Expo
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    Bitch way out of your league! One anal doesn’t count shit in pornland(no pun intended).

  31. Farrah Abraham Ron Jeremy Exxxotica Expo
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    Complementary BJ for the legendary Hedgehog is mandatory if your career is porn?

  32. Farrah Abraham Exxxotica Expo
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    “Oh, goodness. It appears I’m over-dressed.”

  33. Hugh Jass

    Ironically, Ron Jeremy was the one who was skeeved out after the pictures were taken

  34. “Ron, back of a bit. You fucking stink. It’s called HYGIENE! Try it some time.”

  35. This bitch is just a rank, vile creature. She makes the Kardashians seem almost like decent people.

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    is not chicago
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    what a horse-faced dope!

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    Codot
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    She better rub a lot more than elbows with Ron Jeremy if she wants to sell autographs for $50.

  38. Now where did her step dad go masturbating off to?

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    MrG
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    I think you meant to say she was selling her autographed photos at an unintentionally-leaked-home-movie convention.

  40. Cher X

    So here’s a puzzler. Which one of these two is more repulsive?

  41. Farrah Abraham Exxxotica Expo
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    See, if I tilt my head back like this, I’ve got some serious tranny-face going on, but my hands are not manly at all – seriously, I mean, this is just a really tiny cupcake guys. Besides, I’m really pretty and classy underneath, right?

  42. Evan Stone Farrah Abraham Exxxotica Expo
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    Aww, how sweet, she’s found a new family.

  43. Farrah Abraham Exxxotica Expo
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    Batman: Quick, Robin, to the PornCycle.
    Robin: Holy distended anus, Batman, what do we do now!?

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    My favorite thing about this gallery is all these pornstars who Photoboy didn’t label. Like he doesn’t know who every single one of them are.

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    Ginger Rogers
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    Funny she’s so awkward…

  46. Dr. JFever

    Saw an ad for local all nude strip club that has her showing up for personal appearance. It has been a long time since I frequented strip clubs, is this normal now for sorta porn girls to show up? Do these girls strip or just stand around?
    God, now I feel old.

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    Melissa
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    Where’s that ugly, plastic fuckface? RIGHT HERE

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    Doesn’t look as if she would bring anything new to the porn industry.

  49. Bill Clinton

    Damn… it’s a shame to see the Hedgehog has fallen so far that he’s resorting to publicity shots with the Teen Skank.

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    i cannot fucking stand this hooch

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