Charlie Sheen Wants Farrah Abraham To Be A Goddess

June 12th, 2013 // 42 Comments
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I’m trying to post about Farrah Abraham as little as possible, but if you’re like me, you’ll probably enjoy knowing she’s just about reached the final stage of her metamorphosis: Dead in a landfill. Via In Touch:

She’s been contacted by some major Hollywood A-listers since the release of her porn video, Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom.
Without naming the troubled actor and father of five, Farrah tells In Touch, “I think if I gave you some clues you would guess it. He has been married, lives in LA, and he basically was like the main character of a show, then left and they replaced him with Ashton Kutcher.”

Apparently it’s Stories I Absolutely Believe Happened Day because Charlie Sheen is an unabashed collector of porn stars. Plus few men can afford the giant glass cases he pins them in after proving that, yes, in fact they are basically hookers. “When he was 12, we caught him pressing them between wax paper,” Martin Sheen once told Bree Olson as the chloroform slowly took hold.

Photo: Pacific Coast News


  1. She finally found the sugar daddy she was looking for.

    • Rasputin's Evil Twin

      Did you mean “cocaine daddy”, perhaps?

      This clinches it – there’s absolutely no reason to remain sober today.

  2. Forget the question, “Why do bad things happen to good people?” I’m more pissed off about “Why do good things happen to bad people?”

  3. I think maybe he just wants to help her like he tried with Lohan? You don’t go from Melanie Rios/Bree Olsen to someone like her.

  4. JC

    “Farrah wouldn’t name the man,” an Insider said, “but she gave clues that even people who are too stupid to finish a TV Guide crossword could follow. “

  5. …..but (no pun intended) she also said that she made an amateur sex tape.

  6. Griefer

    Sheen is still an A-lister?

  7. Cock Dr

    “I’m trying to post about Farrah Abraham as little as possible”
    And yet here she is again blogger…..once again her sad implanted carcass stains this wholesome celebrity gossip site.

  8. Charlie Sheen has to be foaming at the mouth to get ahold of this chick that’s done one porno flick. All his other “goddesses” were used up whores. This is fresh meat to him.

  9. Farrah Abraham Bikini
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    Plastic boobies look it even comfortable to have two footballs under the skin on your chest?

    Nothing says “natural” like boob skin pulled to its limit to the point where its glossy and two hard looking lumps that have about as much mobility and softness as a pair of knees.

  10. I guess anal sex sells.

  11. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “Damn… I can’t see my career ANYWHERE..”

  12. Parker

    I just want to pump her butt full of penis. That’s all I want.

  13. Really classy of her to not reveal this guy by name.

  14. atotacad

    I guess what Charlie really wants is a face full of Girl Jizz.

  15. Well, this is quite an honor. You know, considering…

  16. Kel

    Charlie just wants to see how many lines of coke he can fit between those tits.

  17. well, we already know she’ll put anything into her mouth… eh, why not.

  18. Wayne

    There’s no telling what she would put up her ass. I bet she has had an external rectal prolapse more than once. Hell she’s probably showed one off on video before.

  19. Queef Sister

    I’m sure this cumdumpster thinks she’s above it, but she’ll change her mind when she figures out she can dump her kid off on Denise Richards.

  20. Farrah Abraham Bikini
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    10 minutes and counting, 5 minutes to go

  21. right

    I seriously doubt this story.

  22. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    Charlie Sheen wants her to be a goddess? And what is she gonna do with her daughter whilst she and Sheen ass-fuck? Leave her with Denise Richards?

  23. Hmmm…I’d like to hear Charlie Sheen’s view on this “story.” Very possibly this is just more sticky, slimy bullshit!

  24. Charlie likes his women trashy and easy….hey Farrah….winning!! I only hope that if she takes him up on his offer that she doesn’t bring Sophia anywhere near him or she could end up losing custody…oh wait…that would actually be a good thing!! Ok now that this article was posted can we please not speak of this wretched piece of garbage again?!

  25. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    A Gawker
    Commented on this photo:

    Them boobs are really fake. What a surprise

  26. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    call me I need to talk to you.

  27. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    How sad is it when you’re a 3rd rate Kim Kardashian?

  28. Farrah Abraham Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    No worries, a-t-m breath! The Kardashians need a new story line for Fat Rob, and its not like they can look down on a porn star in the family. And, you haven’t even been tinkled on yet, which will give you the “class” they’ve been looking for. Or, maybe you and Bruce can do a young-old lesbian scene.

  29. Farrah Abraham Bikini
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    MTV rejecting Farrah Abraham is like when Doctor Frankenstein rejected his monster.

    • It’s like a drug dealer refusing to sell his smack to a junkie.

      It’s like Kris Jenner refusing to pimp one of her daughters.

      It’s like Michael and Dina Lohan refusing to live off LiLo.

      … Anyone else wants to keep this going?

  30. Farrah Abraham Bikini
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    When did MTV start having morals and standards?

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