Charlie Sheen Wants Farrah Abraham To Be A Goddess

I’m trying to post about Farrah Abraham as little as possible, but if you’re like me, you’ll probably enjoy knowing she’s just about reached the final stage of her metamorphosis: Dead in a landfill. Via In Touch:

She’s been contacted by some major Hollywood A-listers since the release of her porn video, Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom.
Without naming the troubled actor and father of five, Farrah tells In Touch, “I think if I gave you some clues you would guess it. He has been married, lives in LA, and he basically was like the main character of a show, then left and they replaced him with Ashton Kutcher.”

Apparently it’s Stories I Absolutely Believe Happened Day because Charlie Sheen is an unabashed collector of porn stars. Plus few men can afford the giant glass cases he pins them in after proving that, yes, in fact they are basically hookers. “When he was 12, we caught him pressing them between wax paper,” Martin Sheen once told Bree Olson as the chloroform slowly took hold.

Photo: Pacific Coast News