Farrah Abraham Made A Song Called ‘BLOWIN’

March 18th, 2014 // 51 Comments
Farrah Abraham Blowin
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Farrah Abraham‘s first two singles were autotuned abortions that borderlined on child abuse, so why should her new one be any different? Here’s the video for “BLOWIN” as in “blowin’ all the bullies away” and not “blowin James Deen in the dick while filming back-to-back pornos for money.” Because, you see, in Farrah’s magical music land, she’s “topin” the charts (lyrics below) and being famous by being herself. Which is technically true because Farrah is famous in the sense that people know who she is thanks to all the bullshit lies about her career in porn. On the same token, Adam Lanza is also famous for shooting up an elementary school, yet I don’t see him bragging about it in a techno remix with the daughter he routinely abandons to shit on the people currently watching her for free. Not that I’m saying he’s a better person, but you’ll also notice I’m not not saying that.

Lyrics by Farrah Abraham which I’m sure you would’ve never guessed. (I thought it was Maya Angelou.)

Let me get that air
That breeze
The wind I need ,
Im blowin (I’m blowin)
All these bullies away

Let me get that air
That breeze
The wind I need ,
Im blowin (I’m blowin)
All these bullies away

Celeburty -Celeburty -Celeburty
Being yourself is makin you famous

Live and learn
Be better then normal
Make those mistakes
Your blowin ( your blowin) all their minds away
(Appearance, Sexuality, Ability)

Casted out
Now your standin out
Like a star
Be true to you
Topin all the charts

Let me get that air
That breeze
The wind I need ,
Im blowin (I’m blowin)
All these bullies away (REPEAT!)

CelebURty -CelebURty –CelebURty
CelebURty -CelebURty -CelebURty

Being yourself is makin you famous

All these ups
And downs
With the best
Support around
(Following, Friend requestin, Fan pages)
Bein a star
Is better then
Not knowin (not knowin)
Who your are

Let the hate stack up
Positivity push through
Being you (Bein You)
Take your time,
(Have the last laugh)
It’s your time

Being ourselves made us famous

Let me get that air
That breeze
The wind I need,
I’m blowin (I’m blowin)
All these bullies away (REPEAT!)

Let me get that air
That breeze
The wind I need,
I’m blowin (I’m blowin)
All these bullies away

CelebURty -CelebURty –CelebURty

Let me get that air
That breeze
The wind I need,
I’m blowin (I’m blowin)
All these bullies away

CelebURty -CelebURty –CelebURty

Being ourselves made us famous

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  1. JC

    I made it through 0:45 before I vomited up my own soul.

  2. These lyrics read like one of Fish’s Bertney stories.

  3. Deacon Jones

    What’s funny is I picture this song being a hit in the gay nightclubs.

  4. ..and it blows.
    I made it 30 seconds in before my cat had a seizure.

    I don´t really know why I clicked on play, I mean, I´ve seen both of her porn movies and they were even more pathetic than the regular mainstream crap out there (I prefer amateur myself), so why I thought the music video might be “ok” is beyond me because she has zero talent of any kind *sigh*
    Why doesnt she give up with TV already and go home to her kid? You know, the one her mother is raising??
    Now excuse me whilst I go clean the blood from my ears and resuscitate my cat.

  5. I watched the first 30 seconds to get an idea on what it was, skipped all the bullshit in the middle and then jumped to the last 30 seconds to see how it would end.. Much like porn. She’s really carved out a niche for herself.

  6. MarketingMike

    Sounds like a Bieber-level auto-tune job,
    where they tune everything but burps and coughs..

  7. torpedo

    This mare needs to be put down in the worst way.

  8. Inner Retard

    Becoming a successful poet wasn’t enough. Kristen Stewart is now moonlighting as a songwriter too.

  9. Sweet mercy, what a crash. I just spent the last hour listening to London Grammar (I’m not a hipster, I swear – I just heard them for the first time on the radio this morning and I’ve been listening to them since) and then came here only to have this shit inflicted on my ears. Talk about polar opposites.

  10. Bein a star
    Is better then
    Not knowin (not knowin)
    Who your are

    you are a star, a porn star. and everyone know except for you. so embrace that shit, bitch. By embrace, I mean clench your anal sphincter muscles down on that dick.

  11. I just feel awful for the poor bastard that had to produce that. I doubt he’s managed to crawl out of the bottle since. I mean wow, wow! On top of all of that, imagine what that sounded like before the auto tune.

  12. i watched the whole thing with a hangover. Beat that, bitches!

  13. I’m not watching anything but porn from her.

    • I´m into alot of kinky shit myself, but Farah is just gross.
      After watching her porn videos, I needed to de-traumatize myself by watching “2 girls one cup” over and over.
      Yeah, Farahs porn is THAT bad.

  14. anonymous

    She’s right. After listening to 30 seconds of that noise, I wanted to put a gun to my head and blow my mind away.

  15. brian

    There’s a difference between liking to suck dick and doing it for money. Farrah, you’re not a victim. Just go away.

  16. ‘Was reading the first couple of verses, then felt lightheaded, and notice my nose bleeding a lot, so ‘had to stop.

    Feeling much better now.

  17. Uh, Farrah – there’s two “p”s in “toppin(g)”.

    Stay in school, kids!

  18. Cock Dr

    Shoving a repeat image of her weird backside butt groove, even as a microscopic thumbnail, back under our retinas is cruel to the blogs readers.
    At least with the song a person can opt out of the play button.

  19. I liked it. I’m looking forward to her next single “Ass to Mouth”, which is about the struggles of a single mother raising her child to be a rodeo star.

  20. Not going to listen to it, but I am assuming that this will be the new preferred song for Guantanamo Bay?

  21. I made it to 0:52. I should be shot for going that far. Wretched.

  22. TheTruth

    This is not funny. Has anyone seen the show she is from (not the better one with James)? She is a terrible person, a terrible daughter and a horrendous, lying mother. Something should be done and this child should be taken away based on the MTV show alone! This kid with Farrah’s parenting will grow to be just like her. Please Stop This. She is so horrible to her parents!
    And on topic…why is this the worst music video next to that other blonde MTV star that did this a year or two ago? Its MTV, it is going to be bad, but it should be better.

    • She is so horrible to her parents!

      Sweetie, that didn’t happen by itself. Her parents indulged her, spoiled her more-than-rotten, never corrected her or gave her any guidelines or rules that she had to follow, and in effect turned over all their authority to an immature 16 year old rather than do their fucking JOBS as parents because they couldn’t stand to have her be mad at them – and yet here you’re boo-hooing about how she’s a “terrible daughter”, like she achieved that status in a vacuum?
      But unlike her parents, who made her the center of their world and couldn’t bear to risk that center’s displeasure, her daughter’s upbringing will be neglected, but in a different way. Farrah is the center of her own universe, her daughter is clearly secondary to everything she does. She won’t care enough to actually raise her, so her kid probably won’t grow up to be as narcissistic or entitled as she is.

      • Johnny Barbells

        …no, just dysfunctional as hell …probably some kind of attachment disorder, antisocial disorder, depression, or at worst, sociopathic tendencies …it’s just science.

  23. Netta

    CELE-BUR-DEE CELE-BUR-DINGBATGETTHEHELLOFFOFMYPLANET

  24. …seriously, are you mad at us?
    …i mean, why …just …why?
    …have we been bad? we’ll leave better comments, we swear, just please…don’t do this to us again!!!

  25. Fed Up with Dumb Sluts

    And she’s a fucking bestseller? Bestseller of what? Her ass? She’s dumb, ugly, I wanna punch her in the face every time she opens her stupid mouth. Gosh what a waste. Try feeding her to the hounds she’s so toxic no respectable STD free hound will eat her.

  26. JJonahJamieson

    Needs more autotune.

  27. Jade

    Someone shove a dick in her mouth and shut her up already.

  28. Say What

    I must say I’m impressed. With all of that plastic surgery on her face it must be like trying to sing after having your mouth numbed at the dentist. Or blowing twenty guys at once. Whichever suits your fancy.

  29. anonz900

    Rebecca Black is off the hook for the worst video ever.

  30. Still not sure what this overentitled LA Princess-wannabe is doing here in my beloved hometown of Austin. Other than infuriating me.

  31. lawn

    Fred Phelps was right, God really does hate us.

  32. Wow! You people are getting a bit too worked up over this 50¢ whore. It’s not like she’s important or anything. Personally, I don’t give two shits nor a doodly-doo what this silly twat does. In fact, the only time she even crosses my mind is when she appears here. And in all honesty, I’d let her suck my dick any time she (or I) felt like it.

  33. I have to say that the superficial has the most clever posters on the net. Many of you should get paid for your funny shit. I love all of you for bringing some joy to my hideous life.

  34. She left “Chunks” out of the title.

  35. ratAmac

    She used “blowing” because cyrus has used up all the names pertaining to her songs “sucking”

  36. SM

    Leave it to Farrah to find a bunch of butt ugly fat chicks to make herself look like the “hot one” of the group. Also, notice how she has only 3 positive tweets that she keeps showing. Her voice, even autotuned, is horrendous. That was the corniest, worst music video of all time!

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