Eva Mendes Ryan Gosling Baby Pregnant

July 9th, 2014 // 10 Comments

“What is that? Some sort of SEO shit?”
“Why’s her name first?”

If you somehow haven’t had it screamed into your face now, twin bullshit factories Star and OK! Magazine are both reporting Eva Mendes is seven months pregnant with Ryan Gosling‘s baby. Which might actually be true, according to Lainey Gossip, who I’m going kicking this whole post over to because I only engage in high-stakes journalism where war machines look like butts. It’s a style of integrity I try not to brag about.

UPDATE: And we’ve got a confirmation. Please give your uterus my condolences.

Photos: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. j/k

    I broke my monitor punching Ryan Gosling‘s face. I hope he felt it.

  2. cc

    She should have left him after ‘Only God Forgives’. We all should have.

  3. U jelly, TF? Of Mendes?

  4. anonym

    the baby shouldn’t look too bad. Their noses look compatible.
    The only problem I see is that ryan’s eyes are too close together, and if that shit ends up paired with eva’s face, it might look a little retarded

  5. kery

    Eva is ugly but Ryan is so handsome mmm

    • That’s because if you are a girl with man features, it never works. Those two actually have the exact same nose, but otherwise all Eva’s features are more manly that Ryan’s.
      In my husbands family, the men are all very handsome, and the women are even *more* handsome: look like drag queens. :D

  6. truth

    meh…Eva mendes is pretty but if I were Ryan Gosling my sperm would be swimming in a different/better/hotter DNA pool

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