Eva Longoria Suddenly Makes Me Interested in Shopping and Other News

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- Alex Pettyfer will play Channing Tatum in stripper movie. [Popeater]

- And Robert De Niro and Amanda Seyfried will star in a comedy together that will be nowhere near as funny as a movie about Channing Tatum’s past life as a stripper. [Huffington Post]

- Hilary Duff makes up for the lack of breasts in those last two links. [Popoholic]

- Matthew Perry figured out how to beat the internet. Well played, sir. [Dlisted]

- Adele accidentally called Jennifer Aniston ‘Rachel’ while they peed together. That is so not cool. [Lainey Gossip]

- Emma Roberts is at that tender age when pretend lesbianism is all the rage. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- If this is true, then Arnold Schwarzenegger might actually be 150 years old. [theCHIVE]

– And here’s to your health, fellas! [Hollywood Tuna]

- Chelsea Handler is still calling Angelina Jolie a homewrecker. By the way, did she mention she has a new book out? [IDLYITW]

- Reese Witherspoon needs to be more careful when doing toe-touches. [Popsugar]

- Joaquin Phoenix looks like he used a bunch of heroin to pull him out of that mental funk he was in. [The Blemish]

- It’s entirely okay to find yourself sobbing at the end of this. [BuzzFeed]

- The 25 Funniest Sports Pictures Ever [Bleacher Report]

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