Eva Longoria Suddenly Makes Me Interested in Shopping and Other News

May 13th, 2011 // 28 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Alex Pettyfer will play Channing Tatum in stripper movie. [Popeater]

- And Robert De Niro and Amanda Seyfried will star in a comedy together that will be nowhere near as funny as a movie about Channing Tatum‘s past life as a stripper. [Huffington Post]

- Hilary Duff makes up for the lack of breasts in those last two links. [Popoholic]

- Matthew Perry figured out how to beat the internet. Well played, sir. [Dlisted]

- Adele accidentally called Jennifer Aniston ‘Rachel’ while they peed together. That is so not cool. [Lainey Gossip]

- Emma Roberts is at that tender age when pretend lesbianism is all the rage. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- If this is true, then Arnold Schwarzenegger might actually be 150 years old. [theCHIVE]

– And here’s to your health, fellas! [Hollywood Tuna]

- Chelsea Handler is still calling Angelina Jolie a homewrecker. By the way, did she mention she has a new book out? [IDLYITW]

- Reese Witherspoon needs to be more careful when doing toe-touches. [Popsugar]

- Joaquin Phoenix looks like he used a bunch of heroin to pull him out of that mental funk he was in. [The Blemish]

- It’s entirely okay to find yourself sobbing at the end of this. [BuzzFeed]

- The 25 Funniest Sports Pictures Ever [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Eva Longoria is almost 50 years old, I don’t want to look up her granny bung thank you.

  2. Deryn

    Are we sure about Emma Roberts’ “girlfriend”? Her purse and her spray-tan say “escort” to me.

  3. Cock Dr

    Dibs on the big tan purse.

  4. makes me interested in sucking on her asshole…

  5. I’m going to have nightmares tonight over that Grandma video..thanks

  6. I’m interested in shopping, too. For a new lawn ornament. Of the gnomish variety.

  7. Monty83

    She’s pretty hot for a midget.

  8. combustion

    why the hell is she wearing stilts in the mall?

  9. "Roughing"

    So a simple trip to the shoe store for pant-less observance, would’ve saved the wonder woman TV show? This cant be…

  10. I would do her doggie style right there, and all you would here is clean up in aisle 3.

  11. God is Black

    How the fuck do u women wear stilts like that? Do u go to Clown school at some Circus 1st?

  12. JOSH

    this womans teeth are big enough to chomp down an entire brazillian jungle…bitch has big old rabbit teeth…no thanks, and shes like 40 isnt she??? she has a granny ass, not hot.

  13. I would force feed her Metamucil and then hold a waffle cone under her ass while she gives me a chocolate soft-serve three-coiler. Then I would fill that that ice cream maker with my vanilla. Anyone puke yet?

    • Fletch

      Actually no, which is odd. However, I do think you need to go talk to the Warlock. He might be able to help you out.

  14. Eva Longoria Short Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sorry, but it looks like she’s about ready to bust a hellacious fart here.

  15. Wavecat

    Is it true men really hate wedge heel shoes on women?

  16. Adult Male

    She is so hot she’d melt any of your pimpled faces. Fuck the lot of you trolls.

  17. Blech

    Adele, obviously you both didn’t “have it all”. It’s because you ate him, you cow. You’re the only one who had it all, not “we”. “We could have had it all”, my ass.

  18. blah

    kate beckinsale wore this exact outfit just a few days ago, and looked 40 times hotter doing it.

  19. Those shoes look positively ridiculous.

  20. the captain

    don’t panic: this amertican just needs physical help.

  21. Eva Longoria Short Shorts
    Jerky McPumpoff
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d like to spray HER at the perfume counter. i mean with my semen. apparently women are into that kind of thing these days.

  22. compy

    Although she’s about the size of the average 12 year old, I’d still bang her while licking those rabbit teeth of hers. I’d fuck her bunny style while feeding her a carrot.

  23. Eva Longoria Short Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    Did LeAnn Rimes’ get her laundry mixed up with Eva’s?

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