Eva Longoria Should Get Those Looked At

Granted, I’ve mostly been exposed to/only interested in breasts that look like they bounced out of Dr. Frank Ryan’s laboratory, may he rest in peace, I’m pretty sure they’re not supposed to be that close to the center of a woman’s chest. It’s like they’re trying to merge into one, potentially normal sized tit through some sort of sexy osmosis I’ve never heard of before. Then again, you’re talking to a man who believed the clitoris was real up until 2007. Haha! Good one, ladies.

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