Granted, I’ve mostly been exposed to/only interested in breasts that look like they bounced out of Dr. Frank Ryan’s laboratory, may he rest in peace, I’m pretty sure they’re not supposed to be that close to the center of a woman’s chest. It’s like they’re trying to merge into one, potentially normal sized tit through some sort of sexy osmosis I’ve never heard of before. Then again, you’re talking to a man who believed the clitoris was real up until 2007. Haha! Good one, ladies.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
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yeah she’s trying to look like a teenager. good luck wit that. nice hooker heels in pic 8 btw
those “hooker heels” are Christian Louboutins. no one can touch the fabulousness of Christian Louboutin!
She looks like a Latin Smurfette….I’d do her.
Without make-up Eva Longoria is a nasty looking bitch. With it, she never rises above a 7. She is flat chested, flat asses, has bad teeth, and a horse face.
meh.
You know Fish, there’s this thing called a bra…
Exactly…
She’s a typical Mexican – they have mostly small, weird boobs.. and a pear shaped body…
Yeah Salma Hayeks boobs are small and weird….
Hayek is half Lebanese, half Spanish-Mexican. She gets her curves from her Arab and Southern European ancestry. Most Mexicans are of primarily Native American heritage, and Native Americans are like Asians in that they are not very curvy. But since the former traditionally eat unhealthy food, they develop a pear-shaped body. Belisario is kinda right.
it’s the curse of tiny titties in a push up bra
haven’t seen that shit since junior high
We ought to put one tittie on the South side of the border and one on the North and keep em’ seperated.
I personally don’t see the difference
The dude is right, small boobs + push up bra = weirdness. Of course, the whole point of a push up bra is cleavage, and if she was wearing a shirt that actually showed it off we wouldn’t even be having this little exchange.
It looks like she wearing a bra 3 sizes to small (and not in just the cups).
That’s a horrible, horrible bra…
I really think she’s lost the feeling in her upper waist after wearing that horrible TO SMALL bra made for a 13 year old …better say 10year old…
She looks like Consuela, the hag who cleans my house & cleans up my dog’s shit.
Mosquito bites AND potbelly. Hot.
…this tiny woman will adopt some kids in time.
Yum Lela Star…
HOT JUICY CUNT!
She should embrace being a DFC.
Answer: she’s wearing a bra that’s a little too small.
if this is really that mystifying you really must never have known a woman in real life.
Well at least someone isn’t completely freaking dense, unlike Fish. Thank you James.
actually it has nothing to do with the size of the bra. she’s wearing a wonderbra (i.e a push up with small titties in it). i wonder who it is ACTUALLY that has never known a woman in his life! although yes, it may definately be Fish
- a woman.
That’s the result of a small a** bra!
Why are her boobs all smushed together?
She has the body of a teenager boy!
that is a great tight top. showing how hot she is.
because there real and she is using a push up bra that presses them together for cleavage… small boobs need some push up support – we dont all want breast augmentation… they feel crap!
Typical weird looking democrat. Maybe she should stop donating to obama and use the money for some decent tits.