Eva Longoria is Not Getting Divorced

In an uncharacteristic move, TMZ has issued a correction and are now reporting that Eva Longoria is not getting a divorce:

TMZ reported that Tony had filed for divorce. Two clerks at the Bexar County Courthouse in Texas had told us the case was filed and sealed by a family law judge.
But Eva’s rep tells us Tony did not file and does not even have a divorce lawyer.
Another clerk at the courthouse now tells us she’s in charge of sealed cases and says no such case has crossed her desk.

This is why you never trust a Texan. Even worse, now I’ll have to write about this shit again when it inevitably turns out to be true after all. On that note, someone tell Mario Lopez he can come out from under the bed now, but have a getaway car ready.

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