Eva Longoria is Not Getting Divorced

November 16th, 2010 // 24 Comments
Eva Longoria Divorce

In an uncharacteristic move, TMZ has issued a correction and are now reporting that Eva Longoria is not getting a divorce:

TMZ reported that Tony had filed for divorce. Two clerks at the Bexar County Courthouse in Texas had told us the case was filed and sealed by a family law judge.
But Eva’s rep tells us Tony did not file and does not even have a divorce lawyer.
Another clerk at the courthouse now tells us she’s in charge of sealed cases and says no such case has crossed her desk.

This is why you never trust a Texan. Even worse, now I’ll have to write about this shit again when it inevitably turns out to be true after all. On that note, someone tell Mario Lopez he can come out from under the bed now, but have a getaway car ready.

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  1. dude

    most overrated chola EVER

    • Taz

      She is wonderful looking.

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    • She’s one of the best looking Cholas I’ve ever seen. She doesn’t have a giant ass or look like she crawled down from the Andes ….

  2. Ray Sist

    Glad trash bags haul more than just dead trash.

  3. Speaking as a Texan…..never trust an anonymous blogger with parental, religious and sexual issues.

  4. RoboZombie

    Awww….she’ll be back. How can she resist me? I mean, sure her husband is a millionaire with awesome basketball skills, he’s in great shape and probably has a 10 inch schlong…but, what has he got that I haven’t huh??

  5. Still a boring old scrubber…….

  6. Alex

    Family law judge? How rich do you have to be to have your own judge? Also, I thought that only applied in California.

  7. “This is why you never trust a Texan.”

    Seems a much better reason not to trust TMZ.

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  9. jonny

    This Bitch has a nice face but She AINT GOT NO TITS!!!
    This is what Annoys me so much about her, her lack or tatas,her face is amazing looking, but she still has the body of a 12 year old

  10. Funeral Guy

    Would it be too obvious to state that fucking Eva Longoria looks like it would be loads (tee hee) of fun?

  11. wim

    …………………D*MN.

  12. Longoria, to me, is a cute little pixie who looks like she could damage a lot of men in the bedroom, in a good way. I also think she is one of those hollywood starlettes who lives a quiet and happy life away from the screen. Nothing really bad to say about her.

  13. J

    Where there is smoke there is always a douchebag yelling fire.

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