Thanks to my love of reaching for low-hanging fruit, and not at all because of her small stature, I almost missed these bikini photos of Eva Longoria in Rio. I have nothing against dwarves nor their levitating prince and his psychic war on alien ghosts. You can tell her I said that.
Photos: GADE/AKM-GSI
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yuck
Evidence that she’s eaten a sandwich…and maybe washed it down with a beer.
….or six.
“It’s only a massager”
Her 15 minutes are up.
Yup, when you start doing cat food commercials that’s generally what it means…
Okay, this would be my wet dream, massaging her tootsies….Mmmmmmmmm……
LOL…she is not gonna like these.
she sure as hell isn’t going to like this one!
The next pictures of her we see will be her walking into a gym.
On a beach in Rio and taking pictures of HER? I’m sure there are about 1,000 smoking hot Brazilian women on that same beach whose pictures would light this site up!
yeah, I know, they’re not “famous”, yet somehow that whale Kim Kardashian gets on this site.
These pics are disappointing. I mean, when in Rio, do 2girls1cup!
When I think about me, I touch myself.
wow its snookiva longoria.
bo-ringgggg
Oh good, yet ANOTHER self-absorbed, talent-free idiot with far too much money who likes to piss on us peasants. vacationing from her “oh so hard life”.
less granny pron, please.
yikes.. she was so good looking when Desp House started… I recall her many yoga outfits. Now she looks like a stuffed sausage.
Tramp stamp crucifix, lil’ ponch when she bends, and she gushes over that asshole, Obama…two outta three ain’t all bad.
You are today’s winner of Pecker-Drool of the Day for trying to make political chicken salad out of chicken shit. Congratulations, you fucking Barney.
Lack of photoshop can be a bitch….
She’s overrated anyways
O-VER-RAT-ED
“Esta? Is…uh…’Magic Wand.’ Por Hitachi. The women, they like.”
Just wait until you see where this thing goes next!
If I understand Brazilian beaches correctly, that stand behind her is where women leave their bikini tops so they can walk around topless. Or at least that’s how my fantasy wants it to be.
I spy Eva Longoria’s Wonder Imporium.
In this pictures it looks like she still has got a juicy fluffy pussy
The lucky guy who is massaging her feet must have sucked her wet pusy later.
Really she has got a nice ass, I can imagine how good it will be stuffing mine in between her ass cheeks.
This is the position I would like her to be in my bed
Look at her water melon shaped butts
no tits, fat gut. Gross.
…no wonder tony parker left her ass..nothing there!…
OH! Be still my beating heart.