So I can move on to more important business, here’s the rest of the MTV EMAs for your viewing pleasure:
Eva Longoria, who apparently hosted the show with her ass.
Rihanna “performing” with Bon Jovi. (Video below.)
Ke$ha being allowed near Miley Cyrus. Oh, good.
And Kelly Brook to make up for Ke$ha because I’m not an animal.
Hope you enjoyed our pop culture, Europeans, or more accurately put, NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE.
Photos: Getty
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I say why don’t we make a contest to see who’s FIRSTTT more times in a week??
A nice collection of amazing ladies with oodles of talent but that’s always the case with the MTV EMAs. Ke$ha and Miley together is a popping moment for sure as these two star studded talents smile for the numerous camera flashes. The throw back to Madonna-like style is a win for Ke$ha in my books.
Randal
all together now: “EWWWWW!”
Wow, if it’s one person I think puts the whole European music industry into one package, it’s Eva Longoria for all the work she did in… uh… that album with…no. I mean… who is she again?
I’m guessing the family TV counsel is very pleased with this, I don’t see thing interesting. Did keisha get an award for best cream pie? where the comedian host? WTH is going on here?
God I wish I was as edgy and hardcore as Kesha.
is there a control bottom that is supposed to go with Eva’s control top?
Vince Neil’s tumors are medical marvels. This one was removed in 1987 and has somehow managed to land agency in the musical world.
How old is she now? I mean, if we’re honest, we admit that she looks great compared to her peers, but not great compared to say, Vanessa Minnillo.
El Cellulito Asserito
8 posts with this one…
Eva is apparently over…
I don’t think her dress is short enough.
WTF If you have Cellulite KEEP IT COVERED UP !
WTF, every woman has cellulite, even some men. Only a gay man or a jealous woman, who herself probably has them would post such a comment. Mature men know and understand it’s part of life. She is petite and not over weight, that adds to my argument. She looks damn good. Very sexy.
There is nothing wrong with cellulite. I am skinny and I have cellulite. However, I don’t walk around in public with no pants, showing my dimples off to everyone around me. I know to cover that sh*t up. I think that is the only point that See Alice is trying to make.
disgusting bitches!
Who the hell was the designer of these outfits? Kelly looks like she is wearing my couch cover. Sheeesh!
Her penis must be squished in those pants.
this would have been so much prettier/classier if they just gave her cuffed shorts instead.
Eva’s got awesome legs but I do not want to be seeing her booty….LOL tooo damn short :/
…………..A DISGUSTING OUTFIT.
I want to give her credit for wearing ass-revealing outfits, I think more chicks should do that. That being said Eva’s ass isn’t that great and I think she should put it away.
I cannot stand this chick. What is she famous for again?
she has a kardashian pouffed up injected fug face, why do they do this ugh
The only person I hate more than this bitch is that fat cunt Kim Kardashian!
Tony Parker don’t know what to do with that.