UPDATE: Lindsay Lohan: 90 Days in Jail
I literally stopped paying attention to this whole thing because I expected to hear, "Lindsay Lohan Given 85th Chance to be a Fucking Idiot Again," but apparently the California Legal System decided to show up today and slap Lindsay with a 90-day jail sentence. Does anyone have any fireworks left over? TMZ reports:
Judge Marsha Revel sentenced LiLo after an incredulous prosecutor, Danette Meyers, told the judge that Lohan has been thumbing her nose at the court.
The evidence was loud and clear today -- Lindsay violated probation by failing to attend her alcohol ed classes based on the schedule set by the judge. There were lots of excuses, but ultimately they didn't fly.
The judge said there was a pattern of violations since Lindsay was placed on probation in 2007 following her plea bargain in her DUI case.
Lindsay broke down as she addressed the court, telling the judge, "I did the best I could."
In Lindsay's defense, when you look at who raised her, she was actually telling the truth for once when she said she did her best. I mean, the fact an actual mule didn't fall out of her purse during the hearing is nothing short of a miracle. "Your honor I have no idea who strapped pure, uncut, delicious snow onto this burro before in my life. (Vuelve al laboratorio, Jorge!)"
UPDATE: And it's already looking like she's only going to do 25 days at most. Erection, come back!
Lindsay's Plea to the Judge:
Lindsay Crying During Sentencing:
Photos: Splash News
Bout damn time
I know. Jesus Christ.
She’ll get out the next day.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v391/Superevil/lindsay-lohan-90-day-sentence.jpg
a picture says a thousand words… this one just says “hahahahahahahaha” over and over
Token jail time for DUI is like sooo 2007, am I right Paris?
bwa to the ha ha. but she will spend a week tops..lame
She asked the court to remove the SCRAM bracelet so she could flee the country and live with child anal raper Roman Polanski.
I will masturbate to the first pic tonight!
Whys she going to jail?
Starting tomorrow, 3 times a day, I’ll be making conjugal visits with LINDSAY LOHAN. Have pitty on the girl! (videos will come)
How much time is she REALLY going to spend in jail? Somebody needs to be there with a stop-watch when she goes in. Last time, she was sentanced to 30 days and she actually spent less than an hour-and-a-half. Already they are cutting it down because, as TMZ states, “generally, a female inmate in Lindsay’s situation only serves 25% of their sentence … which means LiLo will most likely spend around 23 days behind bars. ” What the hell kind of system do they have there? All the best justice money can buy…
This should definitely be the new banner girl pic, I dare you to find another picture that could even compare.
Why does she act so shocked during the sentencing? Gee, who knew DUI’s and getting caught lying and doing coke had consequences…right?
I wish I knew what she was saying to her lawyer during the sentencing because it seems like she’s blaming her for not getting her a lighter sentence.
I hope she spends at least 30 days in jail. Maybe it will actually be a wakeup call to her and her famewhore excuse of a mother. This girl is a mess…look at that fake hair on her head and her lip injections. She needs help