Emma Watson in a bikini

November 30th, 2009 // 307 Comments

Because perverts make up 98% of The Superficial’s traffic – And 110% of the editorial staff. (I have a conjoined twin.) – here’s a bikini-clad Emma Watson in Jamaica this morning. For any young Harry Potter fans accidentally stumbling upon this post, you’re probably experiencing strange feelings you’ve never felt before. But don’t worry, those feelings are perfectly natural and are only going to send you to Hell for a fiery eternity spent wishing you only thought about baseball and free market capitalism. No biggie.

NOTE: Did I tell you guys James Dobson is covering the site today? Probably should’ve mentioned that.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Amber

    I hope she remembered the sunscreen!

  2. Grant

    Thats disappointing.

  3. Paragon

    Squint at pic 3. No, really–do it.

    If you recoiled in shocked surprise then you saw what I saw. hahaha

  4. Paragon

    (sorry if this is a double post–the interwebs ate my first comment)

    Squint at pic 3. No, really–do it.

    If you recoiled in shocked surprise then you saw what I saw. hahaha

  5. ultradev

    Grant … that was my exact thought too

  6. StayPuftOverlord

    Shouldn’t she be sparkling in the sun like the rest of the pastey white vampires from Twilight?

  7. Dallas

    She really isnt that attractive, or is it that she looks like she is twelve that makes her attractive to everyone else.

    BTW, there hasn’t been a Coco post lately. I know it was the hollidays but come one, there should at least be a picture of her straddling a turkey or something.

  8. in the sack

    picture #3 that had to be the most freaking red gross foot on earth.

  9. Dallas

    She really isnt that attractive, or is it that she looks like she is twelve that makes her attractive to everyone else.

    BTW, there hasn’t been a Coco post lately. I know it was the hollidays but come on, there should at least be a picture of her straddling a turkey or something.

  10. ZippytheWonderSlug

    This chick needs a BOOB job STAT!!!

  11. bobo

    Pale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEXT

  12. lisa

    #4 – LOL!

  13. @9

    I want to lick it.

  14. one of the 98%

    She looks pretty fine by my low standards! Not to mention she is brilliant! ok so I guess it sucks for you people of color that she is white.

  15. Spooky Tooth

    Agreed-she needs sunscreen stat! I have some all warmed up and ready!

    must
    drill
    that
    pale
    butt

  16. Shawn

    …and people wonder why young girls have body image problems.
    Some people are ridiculous.
    Her body is perfectly normal for a girl her age. Emma’s still young, leave her be.
    She’s my age and I’d take her girl-next-door look over any other fake- tan fake boob fake-blond chick any day

  17. pimp

    I’d eat her droopy ass…

  18. gotmilk?

    shouldn’t she be in classes at Brown this morning, not in Jamaica?

    either way, she’s 5 years old. leave the girl alone.

  19. Lili

    I think it’s great that she doesn’t wear full face make up @ the beach like so many other celebs do. She looks gorgeous and healthy!

  20. Georgeo

    Fat.

  21. Waaaa?

    Perverts? Dude, she’s over 18; typical british woman – light in the chest & fat in the ass. No big deal, though, ’cause she’s totally fuckable. Now, if she was 16, different story.

  22. she better be careful. One of them enterprising jamacians will chop her albino ass up and ship the parts off to east africa

  23. I dont say: "just sayin"

    I h3ar sh3 fak3s it.

  24. Taz

    I’d cram her for days

  25. Right. Teen porn is where it’s at these days. Fetch my robes, Dobson, we’re going for a ride. I have a destiny to fulfill and Emma Watson’s puffy little behind is somehow part of it. To think my willie shall soon be thrashing away inside her teenage bottom has me a bit misty-eyed at the moment so you’ll have to drive. Away, Dobson, away!

  26. Papahotnuts

    Where to do buy SPF 1000?

  27. Papahotnuts

    Where do buy SPF 1000?

  28. gosyco

    @4

    :\

    -.-

    O.O

    :D

  29. Danklin24

    Is she pregnant?

  30. Fred "The Ogre" Palowakski

    NERD!!!

  31. Mayo

    Well said, #17.

  32. trocadero

    She isn’t fat, just very untoned.

    She also thinks she is the most desirable woman on Earth, and in terms of sexual attraction, she peaked when she was 14.

  33. Jrz

    Picture #3 made me feel….cold and like there are wolves chasing me.

  34. shittin condoms

    DO NOT WANT

  35. Alpha Pablo

    I can imagine that the pasty gamers living in their parents basement are having a red-letter day with this post.

    Just mind the chafing, boys….

  36. Glenda

    wow it was like someone read my mind with these pix

  37. jonny

    Nice!!! Seeing hottie Emma in a bikini an early Christmas present. Now we have to wait for some nice thong shots, nip slips and cameltoe pics.

  38. Rick

    Everybody knows she’s a few months away from being 20 years old, right? Sorry, weepy vaginas, that’s clearly fair game for ratings and critiques. It’s what her classmates are doing for everybody, not just her. It’s called “normal” (no, in the classic sense, not in the new sense that means “fat”).

  39. BOB

    this is the best you can do after the long thanksgiving break?? I really thought you were gonna find some magnificent stuff for us…
    give me something I can use while alone in my parents basement…I can’t use these for anything
    you have failed fishy….EXTREME FAILURE!!

  40. Rick

    I would have hit it… When I was TWELVE! LOL. She is showing potential though. =)

  41. mike

    Pasty, yet tasty.

  42. Bob

    Nice ass, Emma.
    pic #6

  43. fearsarewishes

    Nice mudflaps.

  44. J

    #30, that’s what I thought too…

  45. Danklin24

    Can someone explain to me what the fuck is going on with that foot in #3? Is that a pig foot?

  46. jlylec

    not a perv, but i’d hit it.

  47. Jamillah

    She’s very plain and uninteresting, but she’s clearly in good shape — flat stomach, nice round butt and decent muscularity in her legs.

    Still, yawn.

    • Audrey

      um… we must have different definitions of flat because I see a big curve on her gut and a long flat butt. I agree w/ the rest though

  48. Sport

    For one of the richest kids in the world I rarely, if ever, see her smile or appear to be enjoying herself.

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