Because perverts make up 98% of The Superficial’s traffic – And 110% of the editorial staff. (I have a conjoined twin.) – here’s a bikini-clad Emma Watson in Jamaica this morning. For any young Harry Potter fans accidentally stumbling upon this post, you’re probably experiencing strange feelings you’ve never felt before. But don’t worry, those feelings are perfectly natural and are only going to send you to Hell for a fiery eternity spent wishing you only thought about baseball and free market capitalism. No biggie.
NOTE: Did I tell you guys James Dobson is covering the site today? Probably should’ve mentioned that.
Photos: Splash News
Amber | November 30, 2009 at 12:54 pm
I hope she remembered the sunscreen!
Grant | November 30, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Thats disappointing.
http://www.popduds.com/ | November 30, 2009 at 12:56 pm
It must be my birthday!
Paragon | November 30, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Squint at pic 3. No, really–do it.
If you recoiled in shocked surprise then you saw what I saw. hahaha
Paragon | November 30, 2009 at 12:59 pm
(sorry if this is a double post–the interwebs ate my first comment)
Squint at pic 3. No, really–do it.
If you recoiled in shocked surprise then you saw what I saw. hahaha
ultradev | November 30, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Grant … that was my exact thought too
StayPuftOverlord | November 30, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Shouldn’t she be sparkling in the sun like the rest of the pastey white vampires from Twilight?
Dallas | November 30, 2009 at 1:08 pm
She really isnt that attractive, or is it that she looks like she is twelve that makes her attractive to everyone else.
BTW, there hasn’t been a Coco post lately. I know it was the hollidays but come one, there should at least be a picture of her straddling a turkey or something.
in the sack | November 30, 2009 at 1:08 pm
picture #3 that had to be the most freaking red gross foot on earth.
Dallas | November 30, 2009 at 1:08 pm
She really isnt that attractive, or is it that she looks like she is twelve that makes her attractive to everyone else.
BTW, there hasn’t been a Coco post lately. I know it was the hollidays but come on, there should at least be a picture of her straddling a turkey or something.
ZippytheWonderSlug | November 30, 2009 at 1:09 pm
This chick needs a BOOB job STAT!!!
bobo | November 30, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Pale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEXT
lisa | November 30, 2009 at 1:10 pm
#4 – LOL!
Ollie Williams | November 30, 2009 at 1:10 pm
@9
I want to lick it.
one of the 98% | November 30, 2009 at 1:14 pm
She looks pretty fine by my low standards! Not to mention she is brilliant! ok so I guess it sucks for you people of color that she is white.
Spooky Tooth | November 30, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Agreed-she needs sunscreen stat! I have some all warmed up and ready!
must
drill
that
pale
butt
Shawn | November 30, 2009 at 1:19 pm
…and people wonder why young girls have body image problems.
Some people are ridiculous.
Her body is perfectly normal for a girl her age. Emma’s still young, leave her be.
She’s my age and I’d take her girl-next-door look over any other fake- tan fake boob fake-blond chick any day
pimp | November 30, 2009 at 1:23 pm
I’d eat her droopy ass…
gotmilk? | November 30, 2009 at 1:27 pm
shouldn’t she be in classes at Brown this morning, not in Jamaica?
either way, she’s 5 years old. leave the girl alone.
Lili | November 30, 2009 at 1:30 pm
I think it’s great that she doesn’t wear full face make up @ the beach like so many other celebs do. She looks gorgeous and healthy!
Georgeo | November 30, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Fat.
Waaaa? | November 30, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Perverts? Dude, she’s over 18; typical british woman – light in the chest & fat in the ass. No big deal, though, ’cause she’s totally fuckable. Now, if she was 16, different story.
| November 30, 2009 at 1:41 pm
she better be careful. One of them enterprising jamacians will chop her albino ass up and ship the parts off to east africa
I dont say: "just sayin" | November 30, 2009 at 1:42 pm
I h3ar sh3 fak3s it.
Taz | November 30, 2009 at 1:47 pm
I’d cram her for days
Parker | November 30, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Right. Teen porn is where it’s at these days. Fetch my robes, Dobson, we’re going for a ride. I have a destiny to fulfill and Emma Watson’s puffy little behind is somehow part of it. To think my willie shall soon be thrashing away inside her teenage bottom has me a bit misty-eyed at the moment so you’ll have to drive. Away, Dobson, away!
Papahotnuts | November 30, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Where to do buy SPF 1000?
Papahotnuts | November 30, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Where do buy SPF 1000?
gosyco | November 30, 2009 at 1:59 pm
@4
:\
-.-
O.O
:D
Danklin24 | November 30, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Is she pregnant?
Fred "The Ogre" Palowakski | November 30, 2009 at 2:02 pm
NERD!!!
Mayo | November 30, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Well said, #17.
trocadero | November 30, 2009 at 2:05 pm
She isn’t fat, just very untoned.
She also thinks she is the most desirable woman on Earth, and in terms of sexual attraction, she peaked when she was 14.
Jrz | November 30, 2009 at 2:17 pm
Picture #3 made me feel….cold and like there are wolves chasing me.
shittin condoms | November 30, 2009 at 2:17 pm
DO NOT WANT
Alpha Pablo | November 30, 2009 at 2:17 pm
I can imagine that the pasty gamers living in their parents basement are having a red-letter day with this post.
Just mind the chafing, boys….
Glenda | November 30, 2009 at 2:19 pm
wow it was like someone read my mind with these pix
jonny | November 30, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Nice!!! Seeing hottie Emma in a bikini an early Christmas present. Now we have to wait for some nice thong shots, nip slips and cameltoe pics.
Rick | November 30, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Everybody knows she’s a few months away from being 20 years old, right? Sorry, weepy vaginas, that’s clearly fair game for ratings and critiques. It’s what her classmates are doing for everybody, not just her. It’s called “normal” (no, in the classic sense, not in the new sense that means “fat”).
BOB | November 30, 2009 at 2:25 pm
this is the best you can do after the long thanksgiving break?? I really thought you were gonna find some magnificent stuff for us…
give me something I can use while alone in my parents basement…I can’t use these for anything
you have failed fishy….EXTREME FAILURE!!
Rick | November 30, 2009 at 2:25 pm
I would have hit it… When I was TWELVE! LOL. She is showing potential though. =)
mike | November 30, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Pasty, yet tasty.
Bob | November 30, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Nice ass, Emma.
pic #6
assman | November 30, 2009 at 2:33 pm
i’d hit it
fearsarewishes | November 30, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Nice mudflaps.
J | November 30, 2009 at 2:45 pm
#30, that’s what I thought too…
Danklin24 | November 30, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Can someone explain to me what the fuck is going on with that foot in #3? Is that a pig foot?
jlylec | November 30, 2009 at 2:59 pm
not a perv, but i’d hit it.
Jamillah | November 30, 2009 at 3:04 pm
She’s very plain and uninteresting, but she’s clearly in good shape — flat stomach, nice round butt and decent muscularity in her legs.
Still, yawn.
Sport | November 30, 2009 at 3:05 pm
For one of the richest kids in the world I rarely, if ever, see her smile or appear to be enjoying herself.