Here’s Emma Watson on a photoshoot for Lancome in Paris yesterday where she did absolutely no favors to anyone who has a crush on her and tries to maintain it’s non-pedophilic and heterosexual in nature. On that note, you’re going to want to register here, and if it’s any consolation, I don’t think you have to go door-to-door unless you’ve been arrested. Or at all if you’re a priest. Catholic guilt in the hizzzzyyyyy!
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best keep to masturbating young adult fanboys, this one’s lezzy.
I am just as confused as she is apparently.
Does this creature have a va jay jay or a ding a ling?
Justin Bieber is making my special place feel funny…
I thought about making a joke involving polyjuice potion and Justin Bieber’s hair…but that’s as far as I got before losing interest.
hahahaha
…no, actually, you did… MrsEllis even found it witty.
Cute. Who is he?
I would love to hammer him/her.
Samantha Ronson is that you?
Emma Watson:turning straight men into pedophiles everywhere.
Except she’s about to turn 21 moron.
I wouldn’t mind her playing with my magic wand and putting a spell on me. She’s got some killer legs!!
Was this some Locks of Love thing? I don’t get it. But hey a cpl years from now she’ll look like a girl again.
Nah, she was contractually obligated to keep her hair long for Harry Potter, now that she’s done filming she decided to drastically change it. Kinda like when people get out of the military and grow their hair really long just because they can.
pretty,always pretty.Stupid spells.
Man, she’s cute and sure is boyish.
Ya know, it would almost be like putting your toes in a pool to test the water. Just have her take off that makeup and do her hair a little different. She’s all you would need to test your bi-curious / gay fantasies and still remain totally straight!
You could even call her Trevor or Ethan, and dress her up in a boy scout uniform or something, and it’s still all perfectly legit!
that was very strange.
Yeah but I would go further and say, “Creepy”
I really like Emma Watson, but right now, my penis HATES her.
my penis doesn’t.
If Sam Ronson were a chick would she look like this?
Wow; none of you has ever had a woman dress in your clothes?
But usually women have a little more curve or hair. The thing is that she already has an androgynous thing going right now, so she really shouldn’t be adding on more and more gender-confused accessories.
Btw I think she’s beautiful, but I hate her because every boy at my school is obsessed with her.
You must go to school with a lot of gay boys..
….so I’m guessing no-one noticed the white lace miniskirt? This is a side-shot – I’m sure it looks great from the front.
bitingontinfoil it’s not a skirt she’s wearing the ugliest pair of shorts i’ve ever seen its looks even worse from upfront
I don’t give a shit if she looks like peter pan or not, I’d still rail her until I wore my junk down to a shiny nub.
So, you talking about three inches of wear and tear, eh?
Yeah, on a good day.
Oh wait…
I know who this is and its Emma Watson. I would drill into her oil reserved, if she stumble into my dorm room.
Its not like shes 35 and decides teach man a lesson.
hot but
wot is the boy thinking… ?
ok he’s there… lets move on : ) ) ) )))))))))))))))))))))))))))
So, she has short hair and doesn’t have tits like basketballs… so some of you pretend she’s a guy? lame.
She’s a pixie dyke and that ain’t no pretendin
And you’re a homophobic asswipe….so what?
She is still more desirable than any of Charlie Sheen’s goddesses!
@TheCriticalCrassness: Well said and agreed.
“And you’re a homophobic asswipe….so what?
She is still more desirable than any of Charlie Sheen’s goddesses!”
QFT
Andie, may I admire you again today? (Is it too soon to make John Cryer jokes even if it references something 25 years ago?)
nice legs )) c ssshhhhhh…
It’s nice to see that Pete Doherty has finally sobered up.
I was about to comment that Pete Doherty has never looked so good but you beat me to it.
great minds think alike.
mmmmmmmmmmmmhm…. [[shhh…
She looks like Jon Cryer from Pretty In Pink — except less effeminate.
cute huh ? : ))
funny picture… : ) )
you will bring the look alive…
…with your inner *sparkle*
have fun xx
hey sweetheart…
beautiful eyes…
beautiful freckles : )) ))
I didn’t know Sam Ronson could look this hot.
Kidding by the way. I love Emma Watson, she’s pretty much darling.
Are you blind?
sexy legs damn
Hey, Samantha Ronson’s skin is looking a little better.
Well said, Sir.
she looks like justin bieber :P
And if you look closely, you’ll notice she even has blond a mustache…. (y)
All this did was make me switch from wanting to bone her vaginally to wanting to bone her anally.
She is still a better looking Justin Bieber than Justin Bieber is!
She does the cute multi-millionaire pixie MUCH better than that Bieber boy.
Sounds like he’s had practice.
kinda makes you think what would happen if Justin Bieber played Demi moore in Striptease.
she has a mustache,LOL…time to wax.
Horse legs
It is scary hou much she does look like Sam Ronson in some of these pics.
well TBH if Sam Ronson wanted to look hot or more girly. she would resemble Emma Watson somewhat.
Samantha ronson has a kid sister?
What happened to tit photos????
Is Buzzmedia making this site pg-13 instead on NC 17??????
Winona Ryder’s brother is finally of age.
Young Jeremy Irons prepares for his upcoming role in BBC’s Brideshead Revisted
That you think this beautiful young woman looks like a boy says more about you than it does about her looks.
Oh, it’s so cute how the little toddlers laugh, never having seen a woman in a hat and blazer before.
I remember the same little boys all squealed when Natalie Portman cut her hair short. One little rug-rat told me, “My tiny pee-pee don’t work no more!”
I wanna nail Justin Bieber cause he’s such a cute girl. I don’t want to nail Emma Watson cause she’s a pubescent boy. This weeks has totally confused me sexually. But gay or straight, my dick is going nowhere near Snooki.
Ah yes, a young Tilda Swinton.
Fish, why don’t you have a seat over here?
I personally think she looks great. She’s got a “cute/sexy” vibe. Reminds me of Mia Farrow.
Finally a bit of class – unlike the usual herpes-riddled crotch shots and “leaked” titty shots.
yeah, I heard she signed a contract with GLAAD to turn a lot of men gay.