Emma Watson is a Handsome Little Fella

March 16th, 2011 // 107 Comments

Here’s Emma Watson on a photoshoot for Lancome in Paris yesterday where she did absolutely no favors to anyone who has a crush on her and tries to maintain it’s non-pedophilic and heterosexual in nature. On that note, you’re going to want to register here, and if it’s any consolation, I don’t think you have to go door-to-door unless you’ve been arrested. Or at all if you’re a priest. Catholic guilt in the hizzzzyyyyy!

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Photos: Fame, Splash News


  1. Richard McBeef

    best keep to masturbating young adult fanboys, this one’s lezzy.

  2. Justin Bieber is making my special place feel funny…

  3. spooge

    Cute. Who is he?

  4. mememe

    I would love to hammer him/her.

  5. Emma Watson Lancome
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    Samantha Ronson is that you?

  6. Emma Watson:turning straight men into pedophiles everywhere.

  7. Emma Watson Lancome
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    I wouldn’t mind her playing with my magic wand and putting a spell on me. She’s got some killer legs!!

  8. Was this some Locks of Love thing? I don’t get it. But hey a cpl years from now she’ll look like a girl again.

    • Nah, she was contractually obligated to keep her hair long for Harry Potter, now that she’s done filming she decided to drastically change it. Kinda like when people get out of the military and grow their hair really long just because they can.

  9. nonminti

    pretty,always pretty.Stupid spells.

  10. FruitLoop

    Man, she’s cute and sure is boyish.

    Ya know, it would almost be like putting your toes in a pool to test the water. Just have her take off that makeup and do her hair a little different. She’s all you would need to test your bi-curious / gay fantasies and still remain totally straight!

    You could even call her Trevor or Ethan, and dress her up in a boy scout uniform or something, and it’s still all perfectly legit!

  11. alamander

    I really like Emma Watson, but right now, my penis HATES her.

  12. Emma Watson Lancome
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    If Sam Ronson were a chick would she look like this?

  13. nahhhhh

    Wow; none of you has ever had a woman dress in your clothes?

    • MrsEllis

      But usually women have a little more curve or hair. The thing is that she already has an androgynous thing going right now, so she really shouldn’t be adding on more and more gender-confused accessories.

      Btw I think she’s beautiful, but I hate her because every boy at my school is obsessed with her.

  14. AlexK

    I don’t give a shit if she looks like peter pan or not, I’d still rail her until I wore my junk down to a shiny nub.

  15. Rough pops culture, right in the ginocchio tappi

    I know who this is and its Emma Watson. I would drill into her oil reserved, if she stumble into my dorm room.

    Its not like shes 35 and decides teach man a lesson.

  16. herbiefrog

    hot but

    wot is the boy thinking… ?

    ok he’s there… lets move on : ) ) ) )))))))))))))))))))))))))))

  17. welldoneson

    So, she has short hair and doesn’t have tits like basketballs… so some of you pretend she’s a guy? lame.

  18. sarah

    Andie, may I admire you again today? (Is it too soon to make John Cryer jokes even if it references something 25 years ago?)

  19. Emma Watson Lancome
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    nice legs )) c ssshhhhhh…

  20. Devo

    It’s nice to see that Pete Doherty has finally sobered up.

  21. Emma Watson Lancome
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    mmmmmmmmmmmmhm…. [[shhh…

  22. Emma Watson Lancome
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    She looks like Jon Cryer from Pretty In Pink — except less effeminate.

  23. Emma Watson Lancome
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    cute huh ? : ))

  24. Emma Watson Lancome
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    funny picture… : ) )

    you will bring the look alive…

    …with your inner *sparkle*

    have fun xx

  25. Emma Watson Lancome
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    hey sweetheart…

    beautiful eyes…

    beautiful freckles : )) ))

  26. Emma Watson Lancome
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    I didn’t know Sam Ronson could look this hot.

  27. Devo

    Kidding by the way. I love Emma Watson, she’s pretty much darling.

  28. Emma Watson Lancome
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    Are you blind?
    sexy legs damn

  29. Deacon Jones

    Hey, Samantha Ronson’s skin is looking a little better.

  30. g!

    she looks like justin bieber :P

  31. Emma Watson Lancome
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    And if you look closely, you’ll notice she even has blond a mustache…. (y)

  32. GrandDragon

    All this did was make me switch from wanting to bone her vaginally to wanting to bone her anally.

  33. The Critical Crassness

    She is still a better looking Justin Bieber than Justin Bieber is!

  34. Emma Watson Lancome
    Cock Dr
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    She does the cute multi-millionaire pixie MUCH better than that Bieber boy.

  35. STFU

    Sounds like he’s had practice.

  36. Emma Watson Lancome
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    kinda makes you think what would happen if Justin Bieber played Demi moore in Striptease.

  37. Emma Watson Lancome
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    she has a mustache,LOL…time to wax.

  38. Emma Watson Lancome
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    Horse legs

  39. Emma Watson Lancome
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    It is scary hou much she does look like Sam Ronson in some of these pics.

  40. Lo

    Samantha ronson has a kid sister?

  41. LJ

    What happened to tit photos????

    Is Buzzmedia making this site pg-13 instead on NC 17??????

  42. ick-abod

    Winona Ryder’s brother is finally of age.

  43. Emma Watson Lancome
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    Young Jeremy Irons prepares for his upcoming role in BBC’s Brideshead Revisted

  44. Hasheem Thabeet

    That you think this beautiful young woman looks like a boy says more about you than it does about her looks.

  45. Reading is Sexy

    Oh, it’s so cute how the little toddlers laugh, never having seen a woman in a hat and blazer before.

    I remember the same little boys all squealed when Natalie Portman cut her hair short. One little rug-rat told me, “My tiny pee-pee don’t work no more!”

  46. Emma Watson Lancome
    Double D
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    I wanna nail Justin Bieber cause he’s such a cute girl. I don’t want to nail Emma Watson cause she’s a pubescent boy. This weeks has totally confused me sexually. But gay or straight, my dick is going nowhere near Snooki.

  47. sunnyroberto

    Ah yes, a young Tilda Swinton.

  48. Chris Hanson

    Fish, why don’t you have a seat over here?

  49. bitingontinfoil

    I personally think she looks great. She’s got a “cute/sexy” vibe. Reminds me of Mia Farrow.

    Finally a bit of class – unlike the usual herpes-riddled crotch shots and “leaked” titty shots.

  50. jaime

    yeah, I heard she signed a contract with GLAAD to turn a lot of men gay.

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