Let’s Talk About Emma Stone’s Butt
I’ve spent the past 72 hours thinking about nothing but Batman and Superman, so you’ll probably be shocked to learn that I don’t know shit about women’s bodies. Which is why I have no idea how Emma Stone’s butt suddenly looks like this besides a working theory that she stuck her thumb in her mouth and just blew really hard. And maybe that’s how that shit works. You guys keep pepper spraying me every time I come at you with a magnifying glass, so that’s what I’m going with. You have no one to blame but yourselves.