Emma Roberts, a.k.a. Julia Roberts‘ niece, managed to get herself into the cast of American Horror Story thanks to dating Evan Peters. A move she generously thanked him for by beating the shit out of him in a hotel room after a day of filming. TMZ reports:
According to Montreal law enforcement sources … someone called police to report a fight in Evan and Emma’s hotel room.
We’re told when cops arrived … they observed Evan with a bloody nose. Emma was immediately arrested. One law enforcement source tells us Evan also had a bite mark.
Emma was released hours later because 26-year-old Evan did not want to press charges.
Before everyone starts calling Evan a wiener for getting his ass kicked by a waif-thin girl, Bryan Singer did cast him to play Quicksilver in X-Men: Days of Future Past, and Quicksilver is a giant pansy, so maybe he’s just going method. In related news, five people got that joke and chortled into a Mylar bag.
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