Emily Blunt Might Be Captain Marvel in ‘Avengers 2′
Because Scarlett Johansson was the only woman on The Avengers and her breasts weren’t even impossibly huge, io9 reports Emily Blunt, who almost played Black Widow, might show up in The Avengers: Age of Ultron as Carol Danvers a.k.a. Captain Marvel or “Ms. Marvel” whose powers include respecting her marriage to Mr. Marvel while still maintaining an air of mystery so dudes will still hit on her and make her feel pretty. Which is a joke, of course, because her real powers are having giant cans and flying around in a unitard which I really see winning over women who felt the need to complain that a fictional superhero team wasn’t equal opportunity enough. “Oh, good, her tits are much bigger than Scarlett Johansson’s. Now my daughter has a real role model,” they’ll almost definitely say.
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