Emily Blunt Might Be Captain Marvel in ‘Avengers 2′

October 9th, 2012 // 23 Comments

Because Scarlett Johansson was the only woman on The Avengers and her breasts weren’t even impossibly huge, io9 reports Emily Blunt, who almost played Black Widow, might show up in The Avengers: Age of Ultron as Carol Danvers a.k.a. Captain Marvel or “Ms. Marvel” whose powers include respecting her marriage to Mr. Marvel while still maintaining an air of mystery so dudes will still hit on her and make her feel pretty. Which is a joke, of course, because her real powers are having giant cans and flying around in a unitard which I really see winning over women who felt the need to complain that a fictional superhero team wasn’t equal opportunity enough. “Oh, good, her tits are much bigger than Scarlett Johansson’s. Now my daughter has a real role model,” they’ll almost definitely say.

Photos: Marvel, Getty, WENN

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  1. Clueless

    If the problem is boobs, I don’t see how she solves it.

  2. Feminists love comic books don’t they? Emily Blunt is hot. They going to change her costume drastically if they ever put her in the movie.

    Ms. Marvel is an awesome character. Maybe they should make a tie-in introductory movie for her like they did with Thor, Captain America and Iron-Man.

    • Emma Watson's Vagina

      actually a lot of feminists love or like comic books. the ones i spoke with don’t care too much on havng a superheroine with big breasts as they have all these muscle bound guys walking around. so in that area it is equal exploitation. what the feminists do care about is usually having the females as being helpless. that is their main issues. people who get upset with the big breasts are usually people who are stuck up.

      Now they draw Sue Storm-Richards with big breasts and they had Jessica Alba in the role which is basically a leg and ass girl .I think now after the babies her chest filled.

      actually if they want a big breasted actress to play the role i would choose :
      Kat Dennings
      Christina Hendricks
      Eva Green
      Megan Fox if her body is still good ater the baby.

  3. Emily Blunt Cleavage John Krasinski Looper Premiere Toronto International Film Festival
    numba wun steela fan
    Commented on this photo:

    LOOK AT THAT ASS!!!!!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Dan Quayle

    MULE

  5. USDA Prime McBeef

    comic books

    *sigh*

  6. Hubert Updike

    Not big enough knockers

  7. Emily Blunt Cleavage John Krasinski Looper Premiere Toronto International Film Festival
    guesty
    Commented on this photo:

    her forearm is almost as thick as her waist

  8. Troll's Nighmare

    Can’t wait for the deep character development, witty dialogue and moral dilemma being expressed through her tits gently bouncing up and down. It’s Oscar gold I’m tellin’ ya!

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    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice but not spectacular.

  10. anonym

    emily looks nothing like that.

    there are other actors better suited for the role.

  11. Emily Blunt Cleavage Looper Premiere Toronto International Film Festival
    Laredo
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    i’m getting sick of her being in every f**ing movie with her stupid accent either left unchanged of unsuccessfully coached to sound like american.

  12. JohnnyHildo

    ugh..one pic would have been enough to DQ her….the internets are FULL of giant breasted MAW’s who could surely deliver lines like, “let’s go!” or “Is that a mjollanar in your pocket or are you just happy to see me” with some conviction. Kirtsen Dunst should have been example enough of what not to do.

  13. Pessimist

    Oh yeah … I like that dirty sleeping room look … she’s got the eyes!

  14. Christopher (not Walken)

    CAPTAIN Marvel, thankyouverymuch

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