James Franco Is Banging The Khaleesi Now

You’d just assume after having sex with Seth MacFarlane, Game of Thrones star Emilia Clarke would have anywhere to go but up. Turns out she chose Secret Option #2: Letting James Franco throw paint at her vagina while reciting poetry. Page Six reports:

James Franco was seen squiring sexy “Game of Thrones” star Emilia Clarke around Randalls Island Saturday afternoon during the Frieze art fair. Said a spy of Franco and Seth MacFarlane’s ex, “They were looking quite friendly!”

When reached for comment, Seth MacFarlane said this was like the time he passed on Remington Steele then began sobbing uncontrollably when he discovered flashbacks don’t happen in real life. He would die later that night of a heroin overdose.

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