Good Morning, ‘Elysium’ Trailer, And Other News

- In case you hoped on starting your day with bikinis. [theCHIVE]

- Gwyneth Paltrow is being kind to the obese again. EVACUATE THE EARTH. [Lainey Gossip]

- Tom Cruise had no idea Katie Holmes was plotting to divorce him although wearing Magneto’s helmet to protect her thoughts should’ve been clue. [Dlisted]

- Goddamn, Ashley Tisdale in Maxim. [Popoholic]

- England really hates Margaret Thatcher. That’s what I gleaned from this. [tooFab]

- Bradley Cooper wore a hat the size of Guam. [BuzzFeed]

- Olivia Wilde should probably get her whole family to change its last name. [IDLYITW]

- Helen Flanagan in lingerie. You click now. [Hollywood Tuna]

- If Chris Brown and Rihanna are still together, it changes every minute, he’s already cheating on her again. [Celebslam]

- Nina Agdal poses for Esquire Mexico. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kim Kardashian is lying about her due date. Of course. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Tyler Perry says faith is just like turbulence in his private jet. That’s something we all can relate to. [FilmDrunk]

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