Good Morning, ‘Elysium’ Trailer, And Other News

April 10th, 2013 // 6 Comments
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WATCH: 'Elysium' Official Trailer

- In case you hoped on starting your day with bikinis. [theCHIVE]

- Gwyneth Paltrow is being kind to the obese again. EVACUATE THE EARTH. [Lainey Gossip]

- Tom Cruise had no idea Katie Holmes was plotting to divorce him although wearing Magneto’s helmet to protect her thoughts should’ve been clue. [Dlisted]

- Goddamn, Ashley Tisdale in Maxim. [Popoholic]

- England really hates Margaret Thatcher. That’s what I gleaned from this. [tooFab]

- Bradley Cooper wore a hat the size of Guam. [BuzzFeed]

- Olivia Wilde should probably get her whole family to change its last name. [IDLYITW]

- Helen Flanagan in lingerie. You click now. [Hollywood Tuna]

- If Chris Brown and Rihanna are still together, it changes every minute, he’s already cheating on her again. [Celebslam]

- Nina Agdal poses for Esquire Mexico. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kim Kardashian is lying about her due date. Of course. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Tyler Perry says faith is just like turbulence in his private jet. That’s something we all can relate to. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. AJ

    Maaatt Da-mooon. I’m not going to go see that movie since he’s such a dumb ass in real life.

  2. “The pregnant reality star said on the Today show in January that her and Kanye West’s bundle of joy is due in July, but sources tell us it’s actually earlier. Could a delay announcing the birth give her a chance to enjoy private time with the newborn and lose some weight?”

    Or a chance to get some attention and sympathy by faking a premature birth. You heard it here first.

    • JC

      “Tragically, the baby was born early,” sources close to the couple say, “weighing in at just 10 lbs, 7 ounces. Doctors have only speculated as to what health problems this might cause. The family has requested privacy while dealing with this hardship. Privacy from everyone who doesn’t have a camera and money.”

  3. Tiggles

    Saw Paltrow briefly (because I turned it off) on Good Morning America, trying to pimp herself as a lifestyle brand. She blames bloggers for the public perception that she wouldn’t feed her kids macaroni and cheese. Yeah.

  4. TP Bandit

    Please, not another futuristic “the world is fucked but he’ll save us” movie.

  5. anonym

    oh look. another video game cgi movie

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