(This will explain everything/make it all better.)
Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News
Move over planking, Elton performs the latest photog craze, Pose Your Personality.
yeesh, what a sausage fest.
and Elton the only fatty in the bunch… almost like he PLANNED it that way.
Or as Elton would say “nomnomnomnomnom Maddona’s a cunt”
I… will… never… forgive… you… for… this… Photo Boy!
where’s the tits Elton~~!!
Ever see a fairy swim? Where is JAWs when you need him?
Brain soap stat
That ass has seen a lot of traffic over the years.
A little gas from Chick Fil A maybe?
A lumpy old gay white man’s ass.
And it still looks 100% better than Madonna’s.
He’s got the right to tell her what fucking time it is…
“He’s got the right to tell her what fucking time it is…”
No thanks. I have the feeling that in this incident it was straight up noon for Elton.
They’re gonna have to scrub that boat down after those guys spend a week on it.
Flag on the moon…how did it get there?
Who’s had more dicks up their ass Elton or Lindsay? I’m thinking Lindsay.
Someone’s a little too proud of their flabby ass….reminds me of a fairground stripper.
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You Cheeky Monkey You
You bum lookers! Cheeky Monkeys! They were lookin’ at my ass!
In the high-res version you can see the santorum.
See this is what David sees when he’s butt-tooling Sir Elton
Is that Jimmy Fallon with the hands to the face? Why is Jimmy fucking Fallon there?
Neh, that’s not Jimmy Fallon.
So that’s the Linda Hogan ass pics in the MILF video?
Elton John partying with her butterflies…
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