Hey Katy Perry, Elton John Says ‘Hello’

August 14th, 2012 // 52 Comments

(This will explain everything/make it all better.)

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

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  1. Elton John Bare Butt Mooning Another Boater
    Perplexity
    Commented on this photo:

    Move over planking, Elton performs the latest photog craze, Pose Your Personality.

  2. Elton John Bare Butt Mooning Another Boater
    Alice Pooper
    Commented on this photo:

    yeesh, what a sausage fest.

  3. Abby Normal

    Cheeky devil.

  4. Inner Retard

    I… will… never… forgive… you… for… this… Photo Boy!

  5. where’s the tits Elton~~!!

  6. Fred Garvin

    Ever see a fairy swim? Where is JAWs when you need him?

  7. Nightmares guaranteed

    Brain soap stat

  8. That ass has seen a lot of traffic over the years.

  9. Fred Garvin

    A little gas from Chick Fil A maybe?

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    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    A lumpy old gay white man’s ass.
    And it still looks 100% better than Madonna’s.
    He’s got the right to tell her what fucking time it is…

  11. They’re gonna have to scrub that boat down after those guys spend a week on it.

  12. Art Crow

    Flag on the moon…how did it get there?

  13. Inmate 12236969

    Who’s had more dicks up their ass Elton or Lindsay? I’m thinking Lindsay.

  14. Elton John Bare Butt Mooning Another Boater
    The Royal Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone’s a little too proud of their flabby ass….reminds me of a fairground stripper.

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    superdouche
    Commented on this photo:

    You Cheeky Monkey You

  16. Paul Ryan

    In the high-res version you can see the santorum.

  17. just say'n

    See this is what David sees when he’s butt-tooling Sir Elton

  18. USDA Prime McBeef

    Is that Jimmy Fallon with the hands to the face? Why is Jimmy fucking Fallon there?

  19. rican

    So that’s the Linda Hogan ass pics in the MILF video?

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    Mike
    Commented on this photo:

    Elton John partying with her butterflies…

  21. Elton John Bare Butt Mooning Another Boater
    Mike
    Commented on this photo:

    Elton John and her butterflies….

  22. fuckityfuck

    I thought it was standard for flaming gay men to leave their asses hanging out.

  23. Jack Ketch

    Best post of the day !! Love it … however, it would have been better-directed at the Kardashian family :)

  24. All you need is Adam Sandler, and voila, you’ve got the full cast of ‘Grown Ups 3′.

  25. catapostrophe

    If I was a sculptor … but then again, no.

  26. Christ, as rich as this guy is, he can’t afford a StairMaster?

  27. Buck

    and somewhere out there in internet land Perez Hilton has both hands grasping firmly to his little woody

  28. Cock Dr

    Just more “knight of the British empire” standard behavior.

  29. It’s not better. It’s not better at all!

  30. Elton John Bare Butt Mooning Another Boater
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Winner of the “Gayest Boat in the Whole Wide World” title for 8/13/2012.
    Wonder what was going down while they were out on the open water.

  31. grobpilot

    Fish, you asshole! You won’t post pics of naked tits (female, specifically), but you’ll post pics of this fat-ass butt pirate? I question your sexual orientation…..

  32. Ding Dongs & Ho Ho's

    I suddenly feel queasy and nauseated. Slabs of white, flabby corpse flesh shining in the sunlight …

  33. BigDaddy

    Line-up Guys. Who’s going first.

  34. Elton John Bare Butt Mooning Another Boater
    Athr
    Commented on this photo:

    Seacreast took this picture.

  35. levon

    20 points if you can name the good looking shirtless guy with the wild shorts and back tattoo. Clue: pro tennis.

  36. Nikki

    Notice it’s red in the middle. I think he recently had someone explore it… gross… Keep your pants on sir. Stop taking pictures of this guy’s butt…

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    Nikki
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like his partner is excited… super gross

  38. Blech

    Hee hee hee. This is funny because it’s disturbing…

  39. Blech

    Random public golden showers can be amusing… I guess.

  40. catapostrophe

    Why can’t the paparazzi Leave a Tender Moment Alone. [sic]

  41. Esol Esek

    Everybody’s laughing except the one who actually has to have sex with him. Doesn’t Elton have any friends onboard his own age? Kind of sad.

  42. hahahaha! what a guy

  43. Daniel my brother

    Other guests on that boat include Jan-Michael Gambill (pro tennis player), Rod Thomas (Welsh singer/songwriter) and Dolph Lambert (gay porn star for Bel Ami site). Socialite Life has pictures of the whole group.

  44. Elton John Bare Butt Mooning Another Boater
    Calios
    Commented on this photo:

    they are having an awesome time.. and money.. someone on that boat must have money

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